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	All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	10	649	379	#172
Photos
Comments	3	105	26	#86
Forum Posts		4

	All Time
	Voted	Rank
Captions	1692	#99
Photos	169	#64
Comments	13	#81
Forum Posts

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	'Thing' sure had his pick of girlfriends 12/10/12 7:01:05	15

	Louise & Dave had such an amicable divorce that he let her keep all the appliances 27/12/12 12:16:32	14

	He was stranded at the gallery 12/11/12 13:14:32	13

	He wasn't sure how to use the machine, but he thought he'd have a shot at it 14/10/12 7:09:29	10

	Don't worry - its just an afro dizzy act 26/12/12 2:16:30	9

	Carlsberg doesn't do soup, but if they did it would probably be .... 25/06/12 21:09:22	8

	He applied for a job at jigsaw factory ... but his face didn't fit 24/06/12 1:54:07	8

	🎵 I'm a sole man 🎵 19/01/13 23:48:02	7

	Carlsberg doesn't do magic, but if they did ... 18/09/12 7:09:35	7

	"Uncle" Dave, I heard mummy say she likes your big rod, but she doesn't even fish... silly mummy 21/12/12 1:13:08	6

	He enjoyed the swinger scene, so was disappointed when his wife dropped out 04/10/12 9:24:00	6

	Being a rescue dog by nature, Rex soon revives the unconcious woman. 24/09/12 7:17:22	6

	Throwing away dollar bills ... makes no cents 09/09/12 23:17:36	6

	Special delivery for Angelina Jolie 05/12/12 0:57:06	5

	Accidents happen ... when you forget the green croc code 07/06/12 16:54:01	5

	Don't trust him - he's usually on the fiddle 28/05/12 1:21:41	5

	Hawaii dive ooooohhhhhhh 25/01/13 19:20:59	4

	He aimed to be filmed for Roo Tube 05/11/12 22:53:22	4

	Katie Holmes plugs her new single, Tom Cruise 28/09/12 7:22:59	2 4

	Look Roy, this is the line dance move - hop, step, kick .... Roy? ROY? 14/09/12 8:12:06	4

	How nice ... twins 04/09/12 7:29:28	4

	He soon dealt with the draught coming in at the window 13/08/12 19:10:12	4

	Our stewardesses have just that little extra ... 08/08/12 10:50:58	4

	It was a big relief ... to have horseflies 02/06/12 20:46:40	4

	"I heard you & the wife became canibals" "Yeah & ..." (wait for it) "...I'm glad-I-ate-er" 'Groan' 28/04/12 19:13:58	2 4

	Alcohol raises spirits when ghouls just wanna have fun 21/01/13 12:47:34	3

	Recalculating, m'lady 20/01/13 14:56:31	3

	Oh look - there's the winner of the owner most like his dinner competition 31/12/12 12:06:13	3

	Miss Gulch hated those Kansas wind storms 18/12/12 1:26:26	7 3

	After getting vajazzled, Tracey and Gina from Essex decided to go one step further 13/12/12 9:40:34	3

	Rick saw 06/12/12 8:14:00	3

	S/he offered a little bit extra than a Yorkie bar 23/11/12 2:29:50	3

	Sindy had wanted a face lift, but the Dr made a right boob of it 09/11/12 14:18:14	3

	The new toilet roll holder is dead handy 06/11/12 8:27:03	3

	Its the same every holiday with that lot, they all get plastered & go skinny dipping 30/10/12 8:29:33	3

	She likes to smoke grass & weed at the same time ... its a joint project 11/10/12 7:32:46	3

	Houses always looks upside down when children are about 02/10/12 9:22:21	3 3

	'Save the child' should provide bigger charity bags 22/09/12 10:35:17	3

	Those poor old men - just shadows of their former selves 10/09/12 8:07:53	3

	♫ Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot ... ♫ ♫ Its a sign that you'll have that annoying song on the brain all day! 17/08/12 7:47:47	1 3

	"What do you mean you're a bloody vegan?" 06/08/12 19:34:16	3

	Thumper Thighs 20/07/12 19:26:16	3

	Elmo today ... GONzo tomorrow 18/07/12 19:30:31	3

	These guys found it hard to get any shut eye ... after their visit to the 'Bra Spangled Banner' Pub .. (& Nod to another captioneer's multiple entries on previous photo!) 15/07/12 21:18:56	2 3

	No - I said we need a cat FLAP 19/06/12 11:25:11	3

	I need to do the laundry, clothes don't just wash themselves you know ... Oh .. 15/06/12 19:03:43	2 3

	On reflection, dating the window dresser was becoming a pane 02/05/12 10:00:57	3

	The invisible woman is such a tart! 22/04/12 11:03:50	3