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Don’t worry, he’ll drop off in a minute.
11/03/25 8:06:44, edited: 11/03/25 9:28:32
A fish called Honda
24/02/13 20:00:08
"Excuse me, could you direct me to the Opticians please?"
01/07/12 10:01:12
I see the problem. No balls.
21/09/22 7:21:44
Paper, Scissors,.....SHARK
16/09/12 19:01:59
“You are feline sleepy, very sleepy”
28/05/24 11:11:04
“This is the name of my next child”
Sun 12:37:24
The new Dyson Hawaiian comes with 2 heads
11/04/24 11:24:08
Badly Drawn Boys
03/04/13 19:00:07
This week’s Spot the Ball was rather easy
25/12/24 8:09:55
Not so speedy Granzalos
08/07/24 19:24:11
I’m sure there should be a mouse around here somewhere
09/12/23 8:14:39
We’re so poor we’re in black and white
02/12/22 8:38:49
The geek shall inherit Google Earth.
07/07/12 19:03:53
Billy the Kid's family tree
11/05/14 19:02:51
Sweet dreams are made of this.
29/12/13 10:51:12
The Manequin Street Preachers
03/04/13 19:07:45
Phona Lisa
25/12/12 9:48:16
Crack Heads
13/12/12 20:05:16
Smaller than a speeding bullet.
18/07/14 12:43:49
This is why the red car won.
03/02/14 20:30:46
Danny La Rue-ler
11/12/12 20:21:44
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
11/09/12 19:28:04
Closer inspection of the recent lunar landing photographs revealed an area of concern.
02/08/12 10:00:28
Biff!!Smash!!Pow!!Poof!!
29/11/13 10:58:21
Fuhrer of the Bride.
02/08/13 19:34:49
Stoney Broke.
17/07/13 20:39:30
Eyes down for a full blouse.
15/07/13 19:02:04
Police discover how the 3 farmhouse raiders made a clean getaway.
04/01/13 10:29:44
1990, Mitch Winehouse welcomes little Amy into the world.
09/12/12 12:14:18
"Careful, if they catch us smoking here they'll crucify us"
11/11/12 20:05:05
Yoga Bear
18/09/12 12:11:31
Look at the jugs on that!
25/06/12 13:02:08
“That’s not what I meant by ‘Off The Shoulder’”
08/06/24 11:06:49
"That's All Folks!"
02/08/14 20:12:11
The house was crawling with Ivy....and Peter and Mary and Bill and Dave and Ben.
26/05/14 10:56:32
It's fresian cold out here.
07/03/14 20:00:28
Selfie abuse
20/12/13 12:15:05
"Sit on my knee, we'll talk about the first thing that pops up"
16/12/13 9:08:04
This is what the blind girl really made in Lionel Ritchie's Hello video.
15/12/13 20:42:00
"I cluck up to him, but I cluck down on him.
27/10/13 20:20:09
Since booking his vasectomy appointment Derek,the BA pilot, had been having some very strange dreams.
14/11/12 20:39:24
When I asked for a camel.......
11/11/12 20:24:26
After taking over the Chocolate Factory, Charlie Bucket traced his family tree.
24/10/12 19:01:33
The Invisible Man enjoys a threesome.
04/08/12 19:05:37
Invented by a man.Parked by a woman.
31/07/12 19:30:16
Anus Horribilis.
29/07/12 10:00:09
♫ Sitting in the stock of the day ♫
28/07/12 10:00:10
Immobile Home
21/07/12 19:00:27
NANA!!! That's not the toilet.
26/07/14 9:13:08
"Go on, pull my finger"
29/06/14 21:24:00
Following Sir Bruce's retirement a new home was found for his rug.
28/04/14 11:31:15
Luke finally got into Pandora's box.
19/03/14 22:34:06
...and another consonant Rachel.
08/03/14 20:12:17
Red sky at night - Shepherd's delightRed sky in morning - Shepherd's warningMince & mashed potato - Shepherd's pie
22/01/14 12:37:56
The nun's of Lilliput were the first to discover Gulliver.
16/12/13 20:42:02
Just outside Old Trafford a disgruntled, albeit uneducated, United fan called for the head of David Moyles.
07/07/13 19:15:14
You're Fired
17/06/13 19:00:09
Geoff's designer platform shoes were often mistaken for carrier bags.
14/06/13 19:09:53
Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind.
13/12/12 13:13:45
"Where's Michelle?"
28/11/12 12:58:02
"Look, I don't care how far you've travelled to buy your girlfriend a Christmas present - you have to pay for it"
20/11/12 13:04:33
500 nickers
28/10/12 20:02:54
These taste a bit fishy Julie……JULIE!!!
21/10/24 10:56:37
It’s been a hard, days nightI’ve been working like a dog
01/07/24 7:04:51
Doris fed the invisible horse whilst Fred made the house disappear.
11/06/14 10:12:43
Bill Bailey teaches Molly to play the organ.
29/03/14 20:04:08
[Brian is writing graffiti on the palace wall. The Centurion catches him in the act]Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?Brian: It says, "Romans go home. "Centurion: No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !Brian: Er, "Romanus" !Centurion: Vocative plural of "Romanus" is?Brian: Er, er, "Romani" !Centurion: [Writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti] "Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" !Brian: Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt".Centurion: So, "eunt" is...?Brian: Third person plural present indicative, "they go".Centurion: But, "Romans, go home" is an order. So you must use...?[He twists Brian's ear]Brian: Aaagh ! The imperative !Centurion: Which is...?Brian: Aaaagh ! Er, er, "i" !Centurion: How many Romans?Brian: Aaaaagh ! Plural, plural, er, "ite" !Centurion: [Writes "ite"] "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it?Brian: Dative ![the Centurion holds a sword to his throat]Brian: Aaagh ! Not the dative, not the dative ! Er, er, accusative, "Domum" !Centurion: But "Domus" takes the locative, which is...?Brian: Er, "Domum" !Centurion: [Writes "Domum"] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.Brian: Yes sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.Centurion: Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
08/03/14 20:00:09
Cool, fuck cats.
23/02/14 21:01:29
Stir fly
02/11/13 20:17:56
This unusual scarecrow successfully shooed the birds away.
29/10/13 20:03:27
8 lives left.
29/10/13 11:28:22
After the war the Von Trapp children discovered science fiction.
04/08/13 11:19:29
Just the fish for me, I'm on a no carb diet.
16/06/13 9:33:49
🎵The high bones connected to the ...ceiling.🎵
31/05/13 18:20:38
Death by Chocolate
27/02/13 20:11:02
“Don’t worry, they’re ‘armless”
28/11/12 20:00:09
Hatty Jocks
12/09/12 11:00:28
Paul Simon re-enacts one of the 50 ways to leave your lover.
26/07/12 19:16:39
America - Land of the Free.
15/07/12 10:12:02
Welcome to Chicago.
08/07/12 10:00:16
Proof that you can get pregnant from oral sex.
05/07/12 19:06:24
Sarah’s new vibrator was going to be a challenge.
03/01/25 8:50:46
I’ve cut down to one cup a day
09/12/24 10:06:32
This Wacky Races museum is great, dagnabbit
31/10/24 9:43:56
Look at him, he’s completely under qualified, looks stupid and doesn’t know what he’s doing, says the cleaner.
05/10/24 11:52:08
Read it again, the script says ‘I scream’
12/09/24 19:02:33
These crocs are killing me
07/08/24 13:34:30
There’s definitely something fishy about the moon landings
07/06/24 7:01:18
These socks fit like a glove.
21/07/14 19:00:24
"Hello Mr Simpson, I'm Bart's teacher and I'd like to point out a few things regarding his behaviour.""mmmmmmmmm finger"
21/06/14 19:08:45
My memory's hazy, but is this the last scene from the original Planet of the Apes?
18/02/14 20:08:08
NO....I'm Ron Burgundy!
25/01/14 20:11:40
Crocodile Rock
18/12/13 22:47:13
"When I said get some rubbers for the weekend away...."
11/12/13 20:31:40
Revealed: The aliens that were rejected for Dr Who's 50th anniversary show.
26/11/13 20:24:40
"I found it in the wife's drawer, she swears it's a musical instrument, but listen, not a sound. Hmmm tastes of fish, though."
19/11/13 21:16:41
Operation Yewtree is closing in on another 80s icon.
13/10/13 19:05:27
Little Jack is the youngest member of The Freemasons.
12/10/13 19:01:37
Welcome to Bongo Bongo Land.
08/08/13 19:06:40
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What an interesting debate! Can we have more of these in future please? Also- although Holy Grail and Life of Brian are about equally funny, LoB is more complex and sophisticated, and has a much better ending :)
comment on caption: [Brian is writing graffiti on the palace wall. The Centurion catches him in the act]Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?Brian: It says, "Romans go home. "Centurion: No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !Brian: Er, "Romanus" !Centurion: Vocative plural of "Romanus" is?Brian: Er, er, "Romani" !Centurion: [Writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti] "Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" !Brian: Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt".Centurion: So, "eunt" is...?Brian: Third person plural present indicative, "they go".Centurion: But, "Romans, go home" is an order. So you must use...?[He twists Brian's ear]Brian: Aaagh ! The imperative !Centurion: Which is...?Brian: Aaaagh ! Er, er, "i" !Centurion: How many Romans?Brian: Aaaaagh ! Plural, plural, er, "ite" !Centurion: [Writes "ite"] "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it?Brian: Dative ![the Centurion holds a sword to his throat]Brian: Aaagh ! Not the dative, not the dative ! Er, er, accusative, "Domum" !Centurion: But "Domus" takes the locative, which is...?Brian: Er, "Domum" !Centurion: [Writes "Domum"] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.Brian: Yes sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.Centurion: Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off. [Ian Sanderson]
Well at least he's not quoting Blackadder. Great show of course, but people who still quote it should be forced to fellate Rowan Atkinson and quote a putdown between gulps.
Sofa so good
comment on caption: Felicity could hear the hounds coming, but was confident her 3 piece suite disguise would fool them. [Ian Sanderson]
You can't be that poor if you can afford a camera to take a picture of you lying stricken in poverty
comment on caption: We’re so poor we’re in black and white [Ian Sanderson]
....but I can't quite put my finger on it.
comment on caption: There’s definitely something fishy about the moon landings [Ian Sanderson]
Shep was ordered to 'Get Down' at 12:04:32 (Not mine)
comment on caption: Get down Shep! [Ian Sanderson]
The disobedient little shit!!
Sold by... Meltdown Bradley.
comment on caption: Depress your kid at Christmas by buying this toy [Ian Sanderson]
He's jumping off... the shelves.
"Hey... I thought you said, that you literally broke the Bank, with that Sofa."
comment on caption: “One day son, all this will be yours” “The beautiful land as far as the eye can see?” “No, that mouldy old sofa” [Ian Sanderson]
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What an interesting debate! Can we have more of these in future please?
Also- although Holy Grail and Life of Brian are about equally funny, LoB is more complex and sophisticated, and has a much better ending :)
8:32pm
comment on caption:
[Brian is writing graffiti on the palace wall. The Centurion catches him in the act]
Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?
Brian: It says, "Romans go home. "
Centurion: No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !
Brian: Er, "Romanus" !
Centurion: Vocative plural of "Romanus" is?
Brian: Er, er, "Romani" !
Centurion: [Writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti] "Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" !
Brian: Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt".
Centurion: So, "eunt" is...?
Brian: Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
Centurion: But, "Romans, go home" is an order. So you must use...?
[He twists Brian's ear]
Brian: Aaagh ! The imperative !
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: Aaaagh ! Er, er, "i" !
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: Aaaaagh ! Plural, plural, er, "ite" !
Centurion: [Writes "ite"] "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it?
Brian: Dative !
[the Centurion holds a sword to his throat]
Brian: Aaagh ! Not the dative, not the dative ! Er, er, accusative, "Domum" !
Centurion: But "Domus" takes the locative, which is...?
Brian: Er, "Domum" !
Centurion: [Writes "Domum"] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.
Brian: Yes sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
[Ian Sanderson]
Well at least he's not quoting Blackadder. Great show of course, but people who still quote it should be forced to fellate Rowan Atkinson and quote a putdown between gulps.
9:09am
comment on caption:
[Brian is writing graffiti on the palace wall. The Centurion catches him in the act]
Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?
Brian: It says, "Romans go home. "
Centurion: No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !
Brian: Er, "Romanus" !
Centurion: Vocative plural of "Romanus" is?
Brian: Er, er, "Romani" !
Centurion: [Writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti] "Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" !
Brian: Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt".
Centurion: So, "eunt" is...?
Brian: Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
Centurion: But, "Romans, go home" is an order. So you must use...?
[He twists Brian's ear]
Brian: Aaagh ! The imperative !
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: Aaaagh ! Er, er, "i" !
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: Aaaaagh ! Plural, plural, er, "ite" !
Centurion: [Writes "ite"] "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it?
Brian: Dative !
[the Centurion holds a sword to his throat]
Brian: Aaagh ! Not the dative, not the dative ! Er, er, accusative, "Domum" !
Centurion: But "Domus" takes the locative, which is...?
Brian: Er, "Domum" !
Centurion: [Writes "Domum"] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.
Brian: Yes sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
[Ian Sanderson]
Sofa so good
7:19pm
comment on caption:
Felicity could hear the hounds coming, but was confident her 3 piece suite disguise would fool them. [Ian Sanderson]
You can't be that poor if you can afford a camera to take a picture of you lying stricken in poverty
11:52am
comment on caption:
We’re so poor we’re in black and white [Ian Sanderson]
....but I can't quite put my finger on it.
7:12am
comment on caption:
There’s definitely something fishy about the moon landings [Ian Sanderson]
Shep was ordered to 'Get Down' at 12:04:32 (Not mine)
4:52pm
comment on caption:
Get down Shep! [Ian Sanderson]
The disobedient little shit!!
6:05pm
comment on caption:
Get down Shep! [Ian Sanderson]
Sold by... Meltdown Bradley.
8:33am
comment on caption:
Depress your kid at Christmas by buying this toy [Ian Sanderson]
He's jumping off... the shelves.
8:51am
comment on caption:
Depress your kid at Christmas by buying this toy [Ian Sanderson]
"Hey... I thought you said, that you literally broke the Bank, with that Sofa."
9:05am
comment on caption:
“One day son, all this will be yours” “The beautiful land as far as the eye can see?” “No, that mouldy old sofa” [Ian Sanderson]