SG
Stephen Graham

Body of Daniel Craig, Hung like a donkey, Euro Millionare, Audi TT, Castle in the countyside, Witty, Great sense of humour and loyal. Also compulsive liar.

Caption Wins:11

Signed Up:13 years ago

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last comments (total: 25)

It's a great caption. Personally I prefer without the exclamation mark.

Chris Beach

(admin)

20/11/12
8:57am

comment on caption:
Bill regretted his Organ Donor Card falling out when he went in for a broken leg! [Stephen Graham]

yeah, I'd agree with that.

Stephen Graham

20/11/12
2:17pm

comment on caption:
Bill regretted his Organ Donor Card falling out when he went in for a broken leg! [Stephen Graham]

It made me laugh smilie face

Smuldo

25/01/13
8:26pm

comment on caption:
Big Brother is having a w@@k [Stephen Graham]

I'm really not sure that boasting fits the criteria for a successful caption... but I'm giving you a vote for it anyway! lol

Tony Busby

22/03/13
6:12pm

comment on caption:
"If it's an XXL, it's mine" [Stephen Graham]

I have used this caption twice for two different wind related art pictures, and it never fails to get votes. :)

William Kay

10/06/13
1:58pm

comment on caption:
Fart Deco [Stephen Graham]

I think I can see a couple of spuds.

Doh Nutter

28/04/15
9:05pm

comment on caption:
Sir Walkman Raleigh [Stephen Graham]

... Said the budgie.

Michael Monkhouse

28/06/15
9:43am

comment on caption:
"Honestly Officer, it wasn't me that shouted, 'Show us your knickers'." [Stephen Graham]

That's pretty much the one I did 46 seconds earlier Michael but nobody seemed to like that version. Boo hoo hoo. laughing face

Doh Nutter

28/06/15
11:08am

comment on caption:
"Honestly Officer, it wasn't me that shouted, 'Show us your knickers'." [Stephen Graham]

You're right. Very odd.

Michael Monkhouse

29/06/15
8:04am

comment on caption:
"Honestly Officer, it wasn't me that shouted, 'Show us your knickers'." [Stephen Graham]

But the vet clipped something else, unfortunately.

Willie Johnson

29/05/20
1:58pm

comment on caption:
"He shagged me from behind, so he's off to the vet."

"You getting him put down?"

"No, he's getting his nails clipped!" [Stephen Graham]

more comments

	Bodies in perfect cemetery 09/01/13 15:06:42	18

	"I made Â£100.50 last night." "Who gave you the 50p?" "They all did." 02/06/20 7:58:18	2 17
That's her net worth. --John Glover
	Bill regretted his Organ Donor Card falling out when he went in for a broken leg! 19/11/12 20:17:52	2 15

	You've got the job Miss Jones, you were way out in front of the other candidates. 06/07/20 11:11:19	1 15
She really stood out. --Willie Johnson
	lol "He shagged me from behind, so he's off to the vet." "You getting him put down?" "No, he's getting his nails clipped!" 29/05/20 7:12:01	1 14
But the vet clipped something else, unfortunately. --Willie Johnson
	When Sue told him he had sex on the brain, John decided to check for himself. 13/04/15 19:14:10	14

	It's a bit wifi in here 09/09/12 11:02:47	13

	"How can he go that long without peeing?" 15/07/20 11:03:24	13

	"Honestly Officer, it wasn't me that shouted, 'Show us your knickers'." 27/06/15 19:36:09	3 13
That's pretty much the one I did 46 seconds earlier Michael but nobody seemed to like that version. Boo hoo hoo. :D --Doh Nutter
	Under 18's look away - very giraffic image. 06/07/20 20:58:07	11

	"Sir, have you been on the piste?" 17/02/13 8:02:50	11

	When he saw the size of it, Arty choked. 14/02/13 20:16:27	11

	Puss in Roots 05/10/12 19:06:42	11

	"Do you think those sausages need a minute or two more?" 08/06/12 11:43:29	10

	Dave, Head of the Ku Klux Klan, regretted adding his yellow boxers into the wash. 25/12/21 12:01:22	3 9
Is this head of the KKK the one with triple the potassium? --Al Overy
	creative With London Zoo making cutbacks, Bob the zookeeper is forced into pretending to be an elephant. 29/06/15 20:39:46	9

	lol Robinson Crusoe's prayers were answered, but unfortunately he was sent a lesbian. 01/03/15 14:31:18	9

	In Pisa, snowmen must be made to match the Tower. 17/02/13 8:05:17	9

	Purple People Eaters 17/11/12 8:55:03	9

	"Could I have Number 2 on the menu please?" 10/11/12 20:04:55	9

	Handtennae 24/06/12 11:42:12	9

	Kawascrapi 27/05/12 8:12:47	9

	In-descent exposure 22/12/21 10:25:33	8

	In retrospect, they had probably placed the tent poles too far apart. 25/05/20 7:33:32	8

	S and Emma 22/05/15 20:53:22	8

	Hull to Zeebuggered ferry 13/02/15 17:34:33	8

	Bare faced cheek! 29/11/12 12:57:44	8

	World's strongest man forgets rope! 12/11/12 20:22:00	8

	Wall Street Splash 26/08/12 11:18:55	8

	Stars and Strips 15/07/12 10:06:26	8

	Hanging Basquets 27/05/12 10:07:13	8

	Bottleneck ahead ! 01/07/20 21:37:32	7

	He's off his trolley 20/05/20 14:13:22	7

	Third Wheeled War! 31/01/13 20:03:58	7

	"honestly love, the beer kept pouring itself" 18/09/12 8:13:58	1 7

	"Look at the ho's on that fire engine!" 08/04/13 19:06:02	6

	The medical staff didn't give Duncan Goodhew very long 25/03/13 20:02:42	6

	Cellu-flight 10/02/13 20:01:21	6

	lol Big Brother is having a w@@k 25/01/13 20:07:08	1 6
It made me laugh :-) --Smuldo
	Sole searching 20/12/12 16:00:13	6

	Shark Att-ic 07/12/12 20:00:57	6

	He started his audition sounding like Tom Jones, but after his splits attempt, he finished sounding like Aled Jones 30/11/12 15:40:23	6

	Even Iron-Age Man liked to get his tool out! 02/11/12 14:23:31	6

	Despite forgetting to iron his dungarees, Jim was still hopeful of a successful interview. 27/10/12 19:01:25	6

	Mitsubishi Colt 07/10/12 7:13:04	6

	George Burns didn't suit drag 30/09/12 11:04:47	6

	Honda's on Accord 28/09/12 19:07:24	6

	Even the tramps won't drink Vimto 27/09/12 15:06:25	2 6

	Wooden tyres, wooden engine, wooden go 29/05/12 19:31:48	6

	At least it's not raining 14/07/20 19:30:30	6

	Beware of hedgehogs carrying swords. 05/07/20 11:41:19	6

	creative As you get older, it can be easy to lose your keys. 16/06/20 7:03:52	6

	Sir Walkman Raleigh 28/04/15 16:57:05	1 6
I think I can see a couple of spuds. --Doh Nutter
	Working for crumbs 18/07/20 11:00:31	5

	When Magnus Magnusson was buried, the questions on Mastermind got slightly easier. 13/07/20 16:24:59	5

	Jellyfish on his way to the Fancy Dress Ball. 10/07/20 12:28:26	5

	I don't know your number off the top of my head. 15/06/20 19:02:13	5

	clever He's on the run from the peelers. 24/05/20 8:03:50	5

	The stalls have ears 28/03/15 20:14:54	5

	Finally, the Loch Ness monster's existence is proven. 27/03/13 20:20:30	5

	"Christ Alice, that looks like a penis only smaller!" 29/01/13 20:01:12	5

	"I haven't been this excited since the Soy Sauce lorry crashed into the Dog Pound!" 31/12/12 12:06:22	5

	Kevin was pissed off with the new drainpipes. 06/12/12 15:48:59	5

	Rocky Marsupialano 05/11/12 20:37:03	5

	Stone Hinge 30/10/12 20:08:08	5

	The British prisoners queued up to talk! 26/10/12 10:13:25	5

	"Frog on the tin is all mine, all mine......" 23/10/12 17:31:02	5

	The brown sauce is not to be recommended 28/07/12 13:12:27	5

	"Dad, your's looks like that, only smaller." 24/12/21 20:34:10	4

	Should you not be at home minding Sharon's knickers? 18/06/20 7:01:43	1 4
No the dirty bitch still hasn't washed any. --Morgan .
	On the lockdown restrictions being lifted, Sam was really looking forward to seeing his grandparents in Wuhan. 29/05/20 13:27:51	4

	And all because the lady loves..... ash Tray 13/08/15 19:06:37	4

	Usain Berk 16/06/15 7:09:11	4

	The Big End 13/04/15 20:25:53	4

	"Stop peking over my shoulder." 04/03/15 21:06:54	4

	With camera set at low shitter speed 26/02/15 15:09:06	4

	Damsickle in distress 19/02/15 13:23:12	4

	Salivastock 31/03/13 16:56:36	4

	Village Rugby match sparks unusually high crowd after word spreads of two hookers in the park. 24/03/13 8:09:32	4

	"If it's an XXL, it's mine" 22/03/13 17:03:47	1 4
I'm really not sure that boasting fits the criteria for a successful caption... but I'm giving you a vote for it anyway! lol --Tony Busby
	"Oi, look at the dog with the big dick" 18/03/13 20:01:06	4

	Having spent six months constructing a house from Lego, Dave instantly regretted leaving a Jammy Dodger inside. 14/02/13 13:09:39	4

	King of the Junkies 08/02/13 13:07:16	4

	Anthropologists find clue in hunt for 'Bigfoot' 19/01/13 20:02:55	4

	"I know i'll finish War and Peace one of these days!" 22/09/12 19:01:30	4

	Chris Hoy's bedroom spokes for itself 06/05/12 7:35:06	4

	"Yes, okay. I have a small penis." 19/06/13 13:02:18	3

	Fart Deco 10/06/13 13:51:03	1 3
I have used this caption twice for two different wind related art pictures, and it never fails to get votes. :) --William Kay
	The Lumberjack Newsletter's Spot the Log Competition. 12/04/13 19:02:23	3

	"No sir, it's only ladies who flash that get a free cab ride" 27/03/13 20:05:28	3

	Blackpool amusement arcade criticised after using live ducks in their 3 for a Â£1.00 ring throwing stall 25/03/13 19:36:08	3

	"Sweetheart, did you put any pink socks in with the last wash?" 24/03/13 20:03:22	3

	Cristiano Ronaldo practices for his next game. 14/03/13 8:39:10	3

	Too many ciggies and your chest starts to wheezel 20/02/13 8:02:23	3

	The Harold Wilson Fan Club. 18/02/13 20:02:39	3

	After their curry, there was only one way to decide who got to the kazee first. 18/02/13 9:03:49	3

	Cadets are warned to avoid booby traps 14/02/13 8:43:42	3

	Dave took a lot of pride in his appearance. 08/02/13 13:08:22	3

	Ewes extreme caution! 12/01/13 20:01:05	3

	Yorkshire Moored 12/01/13 11:38:03	3

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