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Captions	43	17	27	#12	1916	3113	#59
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Suggested Edits	2

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	🎶 And I have never seen that dress you're wearing Or the crisp crumbs in your hair that catch your eyes I have been blind The lady in red is dancing with me Dip to dip 🎶 10/03/24 20:09:33	3

	When one door closes, another one…oh 04/03/24 12:02:48, edited: 04/03/24 12:02:59	3

	Take a look out the front door. I’m mortarfied 04/03/24 12:01:59	3

	Roy of the Rovers 28/02/24 8:00:37	3

	Humpty Dumpty all grown up 23/02/24 20:03:05	3

	Not for Putin up your nose 22/02/24 12:16:02	3

	Now Adele’s song makes sense 19/02/24 20:01:37	3

	Rex gets all the birds 17/02/24 20:01:40	3

	Meno-pause 13/01/24 12:03:12	3

	I love soul with a bit of rock 30/12/23 12:04:32	3

	One can only dream of being walked down the aisle 27/12/23 8:12:22	3

	Dave and Barry cemented their friendship 19/12/23 20:06:28	3

	San Francisco Bay City Rollers 14/12/23 8:35:51	3

	Leonard Da Vinci: “Lisa, can you just stay there for the perfect shot” 10/12/23 12:25:37	3

	The new sea wall already has a crack in it 25/11/23 8:07:30	3

	The new Herbal Essences advert looks a bit shit 19/11/23 8:20:34	3

	I see you brought your spare mag for your rifle 17/11/23 12:01:37	3

	Vitamin See 13/11/23 20:10:05	3

	“Luke, I am your father” “Luke, are you listening to me?” “Luke, my face is up here. Luke!” 07/11/23 8:14:57	3

	It was going to be a crap party anyway 19/10/23 7:03:53	3

	Christmas at Count Binface’s residence was always entertaining 11/10/23 7:04:16	3

	Paint by numbers 05/10/23 11:05:50	3

	“Dave, this is ridiculous. I promise I will vote for your caption if you stop with these antics” 04/10/23 19:15:05	3

	Wally junior is on the verge of giving up trying to find his dad 22/09/23 11:01:51	3

	“I’d be careful if I were you, you should see what happened to the last old lady I met up with” 22/09/23 7:08:46, edited: 22/09/23 7:50:40	3

	Budget cuts have hit the Hells Angels hard 16/09/23 7:12:18	3

	Tea bone 08/09/23 11:19:36	3

	Just came from the Shite House 04/09/23 19:34:57	3

	🎶 I see a silhouette of a man, scaramouche, scaramouche, where did that car go 🎶 30/08/23 11:47:07	3

	He looks so cool 30/08/23 7:09:58	3

	Urine the wrong toilet 25/08/23 7:10:10	3

	Ok, who put superglue on this climbing frame? 04/10/15 7:12:54	3

	A collection of step-mothers 04/10/15 7:11:57	3

	"Quick Marge, hide the fish." 01/10/15 7:20:46	3

	David Cameron's pig really can't let it go can he? 30/09/15 12:12:10	3

	Busting for a drink 16/08/15 19:01:08	3

	"Do you deliver?" "No, but we do takeaway pizza" 05/08/15 11:20:32	3

	After consuming far too much pizza they were all feeling Sikh. 31/07/15 7:20:46	3

	"I'm sorry, but I can't commit. Look at all the hose I already have behind me." 22/07/15 8:33:53	3

	Charge of the light brigade 19/07/15 12:47:58	3

	It appears to be missing the sea urchin ring bleeder. 15/07/15 19:09:41	1 3
...and the concrete one with glass in. --Michael Winner
	Look at him in his sunglasses acting like he's cool. Wish he would just get off his high horse. 15/07/15 7:05:54	3

	British translation: Crisps and dip one's mother whom one has relations with. 06/07/15 20:25:36	3

	Right, I'm off to do some bird watching. I like tits. 02/07/15 11:02:22	3

	All I said was her bush needed a trim round her curtains. She went crazy. 01/07/15 19:09:34	3

	Look at all this freight I've lost 26/06/15 8:15:05	3

	"Excuse me gents, do you know where I can find an icy area to make me feel at home?" "Yeah, no probs. I've just seen 2 birds lying out in the sun around the corner...Baskin Robins." 24/06/15 20:44:23	3

	I don't look for bones, eyebrows 21/06/15 13:37:27	3

	Bad case of shin splints 10/06/15 11:16:25	3

	Well that was just plane stupid 23/05/15 9:16:34	3

	Dad's been drinking again, he's taken the game 'Operation' too far again. 13/04/15 19:39:27	3

	Alright, no one likes a show off. Why don't you just flamin' go 12/04/15 8:31:30	3

	Swiss Army Wife 03/04/15 7:17:29	3

	Bassetts have launched their savoury version of jelly babies. 01/04/15 21:10:54	3

	With my iron ladder I have created my very own Fe-mail 31/03/15 7:13:24	3

	Am I the only one wondering why a rocket has an indicator on the side? There must be so much traffic in space. 30/03/15 14:27:20	3

	"Leave me alone, I just want some space" 30/03/15 11:07:11	3

	Hard Rocket Cafe 30/03/15 11:06:35	3

	To view the video in full go to pornhub.com 28/03/15 13:28:25	3

	I now know why it's called the 'poop deck' 14/03/15 12:38:16	3

	Pieces of Kate 19/02/15 12:20:32	3

	"I'm sorry to report Ma'am, but your cat has been run over...by a cat." 16/02/15 12:07:54	3

	If you look carefully on the flight deck you can see the car-go. 13/02/15 12:17:14	3

	Towbility scooter 12/02/15 8:24:42	3

	Don't judge a book by its cover 11/02/15 12:29:17	3

	1) Thou shall not kick in the nether regions 2) Thou shall not punch 3) Thou shall not argue with the ref. His decision is final 4) Thou shall not bring over zealous parents 5) Thou shall not talk about karate club 6) Thou shall appear in church the next day 7) Thou shall not pretend you're the Karate Kid 8) Thou shall not blaspheme in a fight 9) Thou shall pay your karate fees 10) Thou shall wear non sole marking trainers 05/02/15 8:27:34	1 3
Maybe 1 and 2 should be "Thou shalt not talk about fight club." --D C
	For sale: Beach huts - Furnished - Ideal for relaxation in the summer Further description: - No walls - No roof - Great sea views 29/01/15 12:10:57	1 3

	Putting yourself out of your comfort zone. That's the marine life. 27/01/15 9:33:06	3

	Nobody went to the wedding. 21/01/15 22:49:14	1 3
How about No-body?? --Dev B
	Christmas in Antarctica in 2050. That's global warming for you. 07/01/15 10:15:32	3

	He was on the wong platform 16/12/14 13:02:29	3

	This town has lost its Seoul 15/12/14 12:21:33	3

	Found him on the dead man's chest 06/12/14 9:18:02	3

	You should check out the exhaust, it's the dog's bollocks. 27/11/14 12:09:50	3

	It was all just a pipe dream. 25/11/14 9:36:39	3

	Sat Nav: You put your left leg in, your left leg out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about, you do your indicators and turn around. That's what it's all about. 15/11/14 21:21:22	3

	I see they've stopped for arrest 13/11/14 22:25:33	3

	It's got that new car smell 24/10/14 19:05:41	3

	U F Row 13/11/24 12:08:37	2

	I keep my eating under Ctrl 10/11/24 20:04:46	2

	This is what Uranus looks like after a few Big Macs 07/11/24 8:00:41	2

	Last of the mohican 28/10/24 8:04:12	2

	That’s a-cute piano 26/10/24 11:01:19	2

	Dave, the jacket is a bit of a giveaway 15/10/24 11:00:21	2

	“Sgt Dave, what I can tell you is the crime was carried out after a big jammin’ session” 13/10/24 7:04:38	2

	So, this is where the Teletubbies retire to 12/10/24 19:05:05	2

	There’s always someone blocking my way 04/10/24 11:01:38	2

	Not Rotterdam, Liverpool or La Rome then? 28/09/24 19:03:38	2

	Mario Kart is getting all too realistic 23/09/24 19:02:21	2

	Purrlock Holmes 07/08/24 7:01:20	2

	This will get Matt groening 16/07/24 19:02:45	2

	Is this a Trump supporter telling Biden to just flamin’ go? 09/07/24 7:27:13	2

	“Stop laughing at me, you make me sad. I miss Jane Goodall” 13/06/24 19:06:33	2

	“What amenities does the bathroom have?” “A bath and 4 sphynx” “4 sinks???” “No, 4 sphynx” 12/06/24 11:14:50	2

	Morris D Minor 31/05/24 7:15:57	2

	Rolls of the road 24/05/24 7:00:58	2

	Cargo won’t let the car go 21/05/24 19:00:28	2

	Kit-chin sink 21/05/24 11:03:41	2

	Fortnite? It takes a fortnight to load up these computers 17/05/24 11:01:36	2

	Don’t be cruel about my looks 22/03/24 12:12:16	2

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last comments (total: 38)

You keep doing this again and again. It's a draw by repitition.

[anon]

24/05/24
5:50am

comment on caption:
“Have you dirtied your nappy?” “Why don’t you checkmate?” [Ben Samuel]

"Looks like the Baker Boys or, the Dirty Dozen."

[anon]

13/10/24
7:27am

comment on caption:
Who donut? [Ben Samuel]

"We have a Suspect in custody... he has Glazed eyes and Sticky fingers."

[anon]

13/10/24
8:08am

comment on caption:
Who donut? [Ben Samuel]

"Kids... while Gran is visiting... you haven't seen me."

[anon]

15/10/24
7:47pm

comment on caption:
In the shhhhh-ed [Ben Samuel]

Is teenage Dave's, school girlfriend, Seven?

[anon]

30/10/24
8:37am

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“Teenage Dave, what’s your new school girlfriend like?” “She’s a keeper” [Ben Samuel]

Dave's been repeating the same year since he was seven so as a result maybe he thinks he's still seven, even though he's a teenager.

She's only dating him because he's able to drive, can buy beer and give the impression that she's being accompanied by an adult when going to a Taylor Swift concert

Glyn Evans

30/10/24
10:28am

comment on caption:
“Teenage Dave, what’s your new school girlfriend like?” “She’s a keeper” [Ben Samuel]

I blame the ancestors

They were parents too if that counts!

Not that they had any part in this child's upbringing but if they hadn't been around then he certainly wouldn't have been around so that's blame enough for me! 😂

Glyn Evans

01/11/24
12:20pm