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13/06/24 11:02:52 |
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17/02/24 20:03:06 |
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I have little faith in these new condoms 09/08/24 7:00:35 |
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13/12/23 8:20:07 |
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08/05/24 7:02:54 |
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“I think this picture has been doctored” 28/02/24 20:11:23 |
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I asked them if they wanted decking in their hallway 11/07/12 19:21:55 |
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08/11/24 8:02:36 |
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21/04/24 7:01:05 |
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“Want a fight? Let’s take it outback!” 19/03/24 20:32:27 |
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30/01/15 23:59:21 |
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“Have you dirtied your nappy?” 23/05/24 19:03:37 |
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02/03/24 20:07:43, edited: 02/03/24 20:08:08 |
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16/12/23 20:10:50 |
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01/10/23 19:02:11 |
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12/07/12 19:06:57 |
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13/10/24 7:00:26 |
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20/05/24 19:04:39 |
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Sadly died from a Cadillac arrest 06/10/23 7:02:13 |
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24/03/15 12:00:34 |
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27/10/24 20:01:16 |
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Just lay a little closer to the cliff edge, you’ll soon drop off 27/12/23 12:01:28 |
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14/12/23 12:10:59 |
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21/11/14 20:46:20 |
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“I didn’t mean to offend you Mary, all I said is I wanted to see Uranus” 10/12/24 12:04:27 |
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04/10/24 7:02:11 |
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24/05/24 11:00:36 |
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Oh, so someone does put baby in the corner 01/04/24 19:01:11 |
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“Autoglass repair, autoglass…” 04/03/24 20:13:03 |
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This caused a big stir in the town 14/10/23 19:27:16 |
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18/09/23 11:12:08 |
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03/10/15 7:22:12 |
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05/03/15 8:35:47 |
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WHY ARE A LOT OF THE TOP SCORES NOT VOTING --Bad Boy Dennis.
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I have a number of animals on my country estate 04/02/15 12:01:52 |
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20/11/14 9:33:48 |
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18/02/13 20:56:40 |
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06/10/24 19:02:12 |
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Dave, at the end of the row, hadn’t seen Mary since they met at a club 9 months ago 25/05/24 11:03:27 |
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13/05/24 11:01:02 |
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31/03/24 11:02:30 |
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07/03/24 12:04:24 |
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16/02/24 12:04:46 |
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03/02/24 20:44:02 |
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Uncle Ben is feeling under the weather again 11/12/23 12:42:44 |
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09/10/23 7:05:14 |
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Mary was always prone to releasing gas at the wrong times 07/10/23 7:31:37 |
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Damn, I'm so embarrassed, I didn't realise it was a formal party. 01/10/15 7:17:15 |
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When will Mumbai me a washing machine? 08/03/15 15:22:24 |
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I vote every week on this on those I like. It's Sunday so they only reset today and I haven't had a chance to have a good look yet. Someone has a personal vendetta :-) --Ben Samuel
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04/02/15 12:02:32 |
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I hope no one poaches this caption. 16/10/14 19:11:50 |
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“Superman? You are the spitting image” 09/05/24 11:21:22 |
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Dave enjoyed his job pretending to be a statue 18/02/24 8:03:27 |
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“Hey, everyone. Would you like to see my Arnold Schwarzenegger impression?” 26/09/23 11:54:33 |
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I think I could jump those lights 17/09/15 19:16:40 |
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It's good to see they're clamping down on these graffiti artists. 19/06/15 7:57:47 |
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30/03/15 11:03:35 |
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11/03/15 20:16:39 |
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27/01/15 20:59:51 |
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07/02/13 20:03:53 |
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26/12/12 12:04:32 |
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08/08/12 10:06:47 |
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26/11/24 12:03:04 |
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03/10/24 19:00:59 |
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“You look fantastic, what’s your secret?” 30/09/24 7:03:12 |
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22/09/24 11:00:58 |
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21/05/24 7:02:19 |
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11/05/24 7:03:10 |
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03/04/24 7:07:58 |
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I told Dave this was a bad idea from the gecko 25/02/24 8:08:39, edited: 25/02/24 8:14:02 |
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09/02/24 8:03:45 |
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You should NEVER lie in court! 19/07/15 7:13:43 |
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11/03/15 20:18:43 |
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Finally a growth in the housing market 09/02/13 12:24:50 |
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At least he Gotham to their destination 26/01/13 12:08:02 |
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03/01/13 12:35:40 |
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04/01/13 12:08:48 |
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31/07/12 19:02:41 |
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Excuse me waiter, my lamb is a bit pink 16/06/24 11:01:07 |
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08/04/24 11:07:43 |
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08/04/24 11:01:40 |
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“Honey, Dave’s nappy has leaked again. What the hell has he been eating?” 11/11/23 12:01:26 |
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13/07/15 11:06:35 |
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He's showing his right to bare arms 11/05/15 19:19:22 |
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"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy" 13/03/15 8:20:39 |
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You sold me this cat saying it would capture mice. This is not what I meant!!! 23/12/23 20:02:52 |
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“I may well be in a bit of a pickle, but it’s 1200 and I need to submit a caption” 29/09/23 11:11:31 |
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"Body warmer?!?! Body warmer?!?! What about my bloody bollocks?!!" 24/11/14 12:44:29 |
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So this is who's running for office? 23/11/14 22:17:03 |
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22/11/14 8:02:51 |
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10/01/13 12:58:17 |
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"Houston, we have a drinking problem" 23/12/12 20:03:54 |
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All trains are delayed, it's the wrong kind of girl 07/06/12 19:29:24 |
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Did they book their flights on the web? 17/12/24 12:01:03 |
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23/10/24 11:00:36 |
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Richard Of York Gave Battle In Van 31/03/24 11:00:52 |
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09/02/24 12:04:42 |
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27/12/23 8:12:43 |
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19/12/23 8:41:53 |
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Her: “I only like men who are good listeners” 15/10/23 7:05:18 |
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''I already have, it smells stalemate.''
7:59pm
comment on caption:
“Have you dirtied your nappy?” “Why don’t you checkmate?” [Ben Samuel]
You keep doing this again and again. It's a draw by repitition.
5:50am
comment on caption:
“Have you dirtied your nappy?” “Why don’t you checkmate?” [Ben Samuel]
"Looks like the Baker Boys or, the Dirty Dozen."
7:27am
comment on caption:
Who donut? [Ben Samuel]
"We have a Suspect in custody... he has Glazed eyes and Sticky fingers."
8:08am
comment on caption:
Who donut? [Ben Samuel]
"Kids... while Gran is visiting... you haven't seen me."
7:47pm
comment on caption:
In the shhhhh-ed [Ben Samuel]
Is teenage Dave's, school girlfriend, Seven?
8:37am
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“Teenage Dave, what’s your new school girlfriend like?” “She’s a keeper” [Ben Samuel]
Dave's been repeating the same year since he was seven so as a result maybe he thinks he's still seven, even though he's a teenager.
She's only dating him because he's able to drive, can buy beer and give the impression that she's being accompanied by an adult when going to a Taylor Swift concert
10:28am
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“Teenage Dave, what’s your new school girlfriend like?” “She’s a keeper” [Ben Samuel]
I blame the ancestors
They were parents too if that counts!
Not that they had any part in this child's upbringing but if they hadn't been around then he certainly wouldn't have been around so that's blame enough for me! 😂
12:20pm
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I blame the parents [Ben Samuel]
And some idiot put the keys inside.
8:26pm
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I can’t open with my hands. The cap’s locked [Ben Samuel]
Coffee Cake'rs.
9:20am
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“Right class, let’s go around the room and introduce ourselves” Muffin: “I’m Gregg” Doughnut: “I’m Gregg” Croissant: “I’m Gregg” “Seems like we are Greggs” [Ben Samuel]