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	lol David, put your cock away and smile at the camera 19/07/18 14:36:12	1 18
Right. We've found the level... ;) --Pussy Galore
	lol *BRIDESMAID IN A CAN* Haven't got any mates? Don't know who to ask to be your bridesmaid? Well why not try instant bridesmaid in a can! Simply take off the lid, press the nozzel and voilÃ ! your very own best friend. For best results shake can well before use otherwise you might end up with a minga, and you don't want that! BRIDESMAID IN A CAN - Now in all major outlets. Warning: This product bought from Aldi may produce German bridesmaids, and you don't want that either! 15/08/13 12:14:15	2 15
how does she spray herself to life if she is inside the can? --Ross Davidson
	Peter string fella 28/09/17 8:56:50	15

	Geoff Capes 05/10/17 19:44:52	2 9
Bugger - I just put Geoff's Cape! hahaha Good luck!! --Mr Dome
	Oh shit, doesn't the new guy know we have fire alarm tests every Thursday. 29/08/13 8:26:44	9

	Sick or treat 20/08/13 11:52:39	9

	Dad, where you going? 09/06/12 19:07:45	9

	I'm bloody sycamore tree houses going up in our area 23/06/18 8:54:35	8

	creative x2 A german tourist was wrongly accused at Chester Zoo today for perving at a young lady. The misunderstanding happened when somebody saw the tourist looking through the lens of his camera and saying "I just vant zee bird to take off zeebra" 24/06/13 12:12:24	8

	Vehicull 10/06/13 8:54:52	8

	Striptaser 06/10/17 16:06:45	7

	Fig-urine 28/08/13 8:14:08	7

	Hello is that 999 accident & emergency... I've got my penis stuck in a burst pipe. I was running towards where the water was leaking out and I tripped and fell on the hole. 05/07/13 8:49:07	7

	Madame Tussauds annouced this week that their latest figure would be Ruby Wax. 28/08/13 7:46:32	6

	Quick mom get me off, I haven't put the money in yet and it's starting to move. 12/07/13 11:08:36	6

	2 full moons in one night 08/07/13 11:08:34	6

	Hey Mister this doesn't concern you, you weren't drawn into this! 11/06/13 9:42:04	6

	John this is weird, can't you find a normal girlfriend 07/06/13 10:05:38	6

	lol -Did you go to the dentist love? -Well I got to the door...but then changed my mind 19/07/22 13:09:45	6

	Vagaband 04/12/17 13:06:39	6

	Erhhh...floater...run! 26/11/17 20:58:37	6

	Tina Colada 25/11/17 12:33:47	1 6
Teenie Colada? --Michael Winner
	Coach Potato 02/10/17 12:09:42	6

	- Would it be easier to play if you had a chair Sir? - No, I prefer to sit, ta 13/10/17 11:17:30	5

	Mindless graffiti or rail Art? 04/10/17 16:32:34	5

	Art movement 04/10/17 16:30:14	5

	Arrrhhh...the wedding photos 11/07/13 8:58:28	1 5
Haha..(I misread it as Aaawww the first time). ;-) --Guideaux
	A brief journey 17/06/13 9:29:33	5

	Diego decided not to take his chopper out that morning. 17/06/13 9:15:50	5

	Gladis age 94 from Cheshire sent us this picture of a farmers gate that she believes shows the face of Jesus. What do you think? 11/06/13 17:08:40	5

	Claire always shrubs up well 14/06/12 19:35:30	5

	Careful Barny, she's a striker 23/06/18 11:45:30	4

	kinkier Bell 27/11/17 8:30:08	4

	🎵 Pasty ketchie on the left hand eye 🎵 27/10/17 11:03:54	4

	Bodybuilding 11/10/13 12:01:08	4

	Put it on my Tab-loid 05/09/13 8:38:07	2 4
I did think of that but went with the other. Cheers --Lex Luthor
	Shit!!!...Kensington Gardens??? what time is it?......and why am I silver? fuck!...If I just keep perfectly still people will think I'm a statue, I'll make my escape at night fall. Steve's Stag Do London 2013 Look mummy that statue's got a tiny willy 02/09/13 11:37:42	4

	Urine trouble lad, that's a public offence! 15/08/13 10:36:55	4

	🎵 Good Vibrations 16/07/13 8:40:52	1 4
Hood vibrations? --Mark England
	Sharon Stone 22/07/13 11:49:48	3

	The little bastards put bleach in those buckets. 15/07/13 9:43:13	3

	Just hurry up and take the fuckin picture 04/07/13 10:15:23	3

	Congratulations! You've just won teeth whitening treatment 23/06/13 20:26:34	3

	Kate Bush 14/06/12 19:23:48	1 3
I thought of this one too. But perhaps saying "Kate was bushy" or something along them lines. --Nina Dutton
	Lap Top Cat 20/07/22 15:14:05	3

	Duh...John has just realised he's put his Dad's anvil in his backpack instead of his lunchbox 01/12/17 13:07:40	1 3
We've all done it, having a Tex Avery moment. --Michael Winner
	Walls...sausages 30/11/17 20:53:31	3

	🎵She'll put a smell on you🎵 27/11/17 20:28:33	3

	The cafe's great but the tea is bog standard 17/07/22 8:33:22	2

	Private Jokes 17/07/22 6:17:26	2

	Are those kids nuts!? 04/07/22 11:30:40	2