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David, put your cock away and smile at the camera 19/07/18 14:36:12 |
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Right. We've found the level... ;) --Pussy Galore
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15/08/13 12:14:15 |
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how does she spray herself to life if she is inside the can? --Ross Davidson
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28/09/17 8:56:50 |
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05/10/17 19:44:52 |
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Bugger - I just put Geoff's Cape! hahaha Good luck!! --Mr Dome
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Oh shit, doesn't the new guy know we have fire alarm tests every Thursday. 29/08/13 8:26:44 |
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20/08/13 11:52:39 |
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09/06/12 19:07:45 |
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I'm bloody sycamore tree houses going up in our area 23/06/18 8:54:35 |
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24/06/13 12:12:24 |
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10/06/13 8:54:52 |
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06/10/17 16:06:45 |
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28/08/13 8:14:08 |
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05/07/13 8:49:07 |
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Madame Tussauds annouced this week that their latest figure would be Ruby Wax. 28/08/13 7:46:32 |
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Quick mom get me off, I haven't put the money in yet and it's starting to move. 12/07/13 11:08:36 |
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08/07/13 11:08:34 |
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Hey Mister this doesn't concern you, you weren't drawn into this! 11/06/13 9:42:04 |
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John this is weird, can't you find a normal girlfriend 07/06/13 10:05:38 |
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-Did you go to the dentist love? 19/07/22 13:09:45 |
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04/12/17 13:06:39 |
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26/11/17 20:58:37 |
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25/11/17 12:33:47 |
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Teenie Colada? --Michael Winner
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02/10/17 12:09:42 |
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- Would it be easier to play if you had a chair Sir? 13/10/17 11:17:30 |
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Mindless graffiti or rail Art? 04/10/17 16:32:34 |
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04/10/17 16:30:14 |
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11/07/13 8:58:28 |
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Haha..(I misread it as Aaawww the first time). ;-) --Guideaux
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17/06/13 9:29:33 |
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Diego decided not to take his chopper out that morning. 17/06/13 9:15:50 |
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11/06/13 17:08:40 |
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14/06/12 19:35:30 |
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Careful Barny, she's a striker 23/06/18 11:45:30 |
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27/11/17 8:30:08 |
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🎵 Pasty ketchie on the left hand eye 🎵 27/10/17 11:03:54 |
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11/10/13 12:01:08 |
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05/09/13 8:38:07 |
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I did think of that but went with the other. Cheers --Lex Luthor
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02/09/13 11:37:42 |
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Urine trouble lad, that's a public offence! 15/08/13 10:36:55 |
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16/07/13 8:40:52 |
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Hood vibrations? --Mark England
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22/07/13 11:49:48 |
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The little bastards put bleach in those buckets. 15/07/13 9:43:13 |
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Just hurry up and take the fuckin picture 04/07/13 10:15:23 |
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Congratulations! You've just won teeth whitening treatment 23/06/13 20:26:34 |
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14/06/12 19:23:48 |
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I thought of this one too. But perhaps saying "Kate was bushy" or something along them lines. --Nina Dutton
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20/07/22 15:14:05 |
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Duh...John has just realised he's put his Dad's anvil in his backpack instead of his lunchbox 01/12/17 13:07:40 |
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We've all done it, having a Tex Avery moment. --Michael Winner
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30/11/17 20:53:31 |
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27/11/17 20:28:33 |
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The cafe's great but the tea is bog standard 17/07/22 8:33:22 |
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17/07/22 6:17:26 |
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Hood vibrations?
8:55am
comment on caption:
🎵 Good Vibrations [Lex Luthor]
how does she spray herself to life if she is inside the can?
10:29am
comment on caption:
***BRIDESMAID IN A CAN***
Haven't got any mates? Don't know who to ask to be your bridesmaid?
Well why not try instant bridesmaid in a can!
Simply take off the lid, press the nozzel and voilà ! your very own best friend.
For best results shake can well before use otherwise you might end up with a minga, and you don't want that!
BRIDESMAID IN A CAN - Now in all major outlets.
Warning: This product bought from Aldi may produce German bridesmaids, and you don't want that either! [Lex Luthor]
With a 'can do' attitude surely?
11:16am
comment on caption:
***BRIDESMAID IN A CAN***
Haven't got any mates? Don't know who to ask to be your bridesmaid?
Well why not try instant bridesmaid in a can!
Simply take off the lid, press the nozzel and voilà ! your very own best friend.
For best results shake can well before use otherwise you might end up with a minga, and you don't want that!
BRIDESMAID IN A CAN - Now in all major outlets.
Warning: This product bought from Aldi may produce German bridesmaids, and you don't want that either! [Lex Luthor]
Probably a bit late for suggestions but 'Lloyd' instead of 'loid'?
9:20pm
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Put it on my Tab-loid [Lex Luthor]
I did think of that but went with the other. Cheers
9:05pm
comment on caption:
Put it on my Tab-loid [Lex Luthor]
Bugger - I just put Geoff's Cape! hahaha Good luck!!
7:49pm
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Geoff Capes [Dr Strangelove]
:-)
7:51pm
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Geoff Capes [Dr Strangelove]
Teenie Colada?
12:59pm
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Tina Colada [Dr Strangelove]
We've all done it, having a Tex Avery moment.
3:00pm
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Duh...John has just realised he's put his Dad's anvil in his backpack instead of his lunchbox [Dr Strangelove]
Right. We've found the level... ;)
4:09pm
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David, put your cock away and smile at the camera [Dr Strangelove]