Rock, third from the son.

26/01/23 12:23:55

They can't handle the naked Ruth.

30/01/23 13:36:47

Imagine there's just dairy,
It's cheesy if you try,
No need for greed or hunger,
A cheddarhood of man,

Imagine all the people,
Living life in cheese,
You-hoo-oo

You may say I'm a screamer,
But I'm not the only one,
I hope someday you'll join us,
And the wheel will be as one.

28/01/23 12:44:47, edited: 28/01/23 12:49:13

Lackbeard.

19/02/23 12:04:51

"Don't worry. The electricity can't hurt me. All cars have shock absorbers, right?"

10/03/23 12:56:03

"Ride, Watson, ride! If we don't catch up with Moriarty fast, my consciousness will be stuck in this dog's body, and yours in this younger, fitter, and healthier body of an athlete. Wait, why are you slowing down? Watson? Watson?!"

12/02/23 10:05:59

"Here's half a buck. You get the rest when complete the job."

22/01/23 8:32:16

"Howdy! Might I interest you in a little snake oil?"

21/01/23 12:25:32

Vehicular men's laughter.

20/01/23 12:02:20, edited: 20/01/23 12:03:38

He's just six in dog ears.

15/01/23 6:26:50

The landing was surprisingly rocky.

24/02/23 12:35:34

Making good tea is a sloth art.

19/02/23 9:02:16

Mug shot by the US air force.

18/02/23 8:14:30

lol

"I don’t know how to remove it. I’ve got my assistant here and she’s trying to. I'm not a cat."

11/02/23 8:43:51

Some clips from our vacation.

05/02/23 8:24:45

Venus de Kilo.

30/01/23 13:21:07

Well, someone has been eating gifted children too much.

28/01/23 9:19:28, edited: 28/01/23 9:19:48

Gucci present their new Chernobelle line.

06/01/23 12:52:27, edited: 06/01/23 12:54:04

As usual, no one was tipping Andy for his paint-by-numbers set.

21/03/23 13:12:40

The next step in AI: Chat Geppetto.

09/03/23 8:35:59

I Dream of Zucchini.

18/02/23 12:40:00

"You should see the other guy."

26/01/23 11:10:52

"Well, they did say they were sending the dog's bollocks to fix our car."

24/01/23 14:39:46

"I don't get it. They said the engine was making a purring noise..."

24/01/23 13:24:09

That guy's got reptile dysfunction.

21/01/23 12:01:26

Victorian England's Kids Got Talent! And, probably, tuberculosis.

01/01/23 17:39:33