super vote: ( left this week)
To dive into the world of captions and showcase your creativity, please sign in to your account (we'll create one if you don't already have one).
Please enter your email address to get started:
Your email address will only be used to send a sign-in email. Don't worry, I hate spam too!By signing in, you accept our T&Cs, including harmless cookies.
"How much for a shave?" "10 quid." "I only have a fiver. How much can I get for that?"
If only he’d bought Duracell instead of ordinary zinc oxide batteries.
Brian woke up this morning with half a mind to shave off his beard.
It's not easy keeping both wives happy as a bigamist.
He's in a band known as Z Top
"To beard, or not to beard....."
Lackbeard.
Bob’s always half cut.
“Dave. What happened to the hair on one side of your face?” “It disabeard.”
“You’re clearly not shaving right.”
Speaking out about his lawnmower accident, Dan says, “I was a whisker away from death.”
He is half-English, half-viking
Luxury wet shaves. Now 50% off.
Bill wasn't joking when he said he'd lost half of EVERYTHING in the divorce.
To edit / delete / comment on a caption, begin by clicking the caption text
email us
