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	Merlot-cut Dress 26/08/15 20:20:10	3

	Step Sun 26/08/15 8:03:18	3

	Door Brace 21/08/15 22:22:55	3

	"I look like daddy." 19/08/15 19:02:38	3

	"Not ANOTHER gallop poll." 05/08/15 8:32:49	3

	"Love'm, and leaf'm." 13/07/15 12:06:14	3

	"In this episode, Chameleon Man's powers are weakened by Bubble Broad's striped pullover." 08/07/15 2:04:27	3

	"He claims it's not magic; it's inntuition." 03/07/15 11:38:17	3

	Recalcitrants 01/07/15 10:24:08	3

	"Pictured here: Jane is showing the subtle symptoms of an inner-ear infection." 30/06/15 19:24:00	3

	"I thought I'd marry the ghoul next door." 30/06/15 11:15:45	3

	Pucci 23/06/15 3:35:19	3

	Peek of the Road 16/06/15 11:15:51	3

	"Took several shots at that deer. On the bright side, I had these two mounted." 31/05/15 11:29:11	3

	"Do you feel it, too, like there's something between us?" 19/05/15 11:17:03	3

	The Crate Escape 19/05/15 11:01:40	3

	"ABORT...Specimen looks NOTHING like her pics." 15/05/15 8:18:29	3

	"Finally, SEX." 15/05/15 8:13:14	3

	"Check'er out." 11/05/15 12:36:37	3

	"You wanted 'the beach,' you brat; THERE'S your beach." 27/04/15 10:25:56	3

	creative Bipedestrian 20/04/15 12:52:21	3

	Cock Liquor 01/04/15 12:31:44	3

	"OKAY...skip the lime." 30/03/15 10:15:49	3

	It's Banksy's latest..."Graphic Jam!" 27/03/15 9:41:39	3

	We call him "Dunky Kong." 22/03/15 0:22:14	3

	"Lookout Wally! It's a kid!" 19/03/15 22:26:11	3

	"After we rinse this underwear...on to the dishes." 08/03/15 13:47:45	3

	Hare Piece 02/03/15 12:57:49	3

	"Got a warranty for nine lives." 16/02/15 12:54:36	3

	Two ships that clash in the night. 15/02/15 23:04:30	3

	Delighting of the tree. 10/02/15 12:28:12	3

	Savoir money. 30/01/15 15:27:50	3

	Stysexuals 21/01/15 14:37:35	3

	"At first, I thought he was REALLY happy to see me." 15/01/15 13:24:39	3

	"Go up several miles, then turn ripe." 15/01/15 12:41:18	3

	"Stay away from her....TEAT." 15/01/15 11:12:51	3

	"...but, unfortunately, the senseless captioning of penguins continues." 07/01/15 11:49:34	3

	Philosophic question: If you uploaded an image of mute swans to twitter, and you're being followed......does it tweet? 21/12/14 13:03:26	3

	".........Sir, THANK YOU for holding. Your feedback is IMPORTANT to us, so that we can CONTINUOUSLY improve our products and services. Please hold........." 17/12/14 12:09:45	3

	"His specialty?...Running gags." 16/12/14 0:41:04	3

	Teal Estate 14/12/14 15:05:24	3

	At the end of a long day, Spiderman enjoys a little head. 08/12/14 20:41:03	3

	ChEscher Cat 05/12/14 12:53:52	3

	Pink My Ride 29/11/14 20:21:42	3

	Gutter nonsense. 04/11/14 12:12:15	3

	"There was little evidence at the scene of the killing. Just a few pictures." 15/12/24 16:55:25	1 2

	Death Valet 03/11/24 9:51:04	2

	"What animal never pays for rides but always tips?" 03/10/24 17:28:10, edited: 04/10/24 1:57:02	2

	A Woman of Swill Repute 27/09/24 23:36:00	2

	"Fresh-cut watermelon is good for you UNLESS..." 27/09/24 16:05:49	2

	"Yousa can besa anyting." 25/09/24 12:11:16	2

	"It will work HARD for you, doing jobs YOU DON'T WANT...WITHOUT eating your pets." 21/09/24 7:27:55, suggested edits	2

	"...something I love about that dress - but I can't put my finger on it." 20/09/24 11:35:11	2

	"Person of GREAT interest" held in choking incident 09/09/24 11:38:12, edited: 09/09/24 12:55:47	2

	“See Spot RUN? What’s the big deal with running? What is this garbage!” 02/09/24 23:18:17, edited: 02/09/24 23:18:37	2

	"Voila: The Mandelier." 01/09/24 19:13:59	1 2

	"...It's to die for." 22/08/24 14:08:39	2

	Jersey Shore 21/08/24 13:04:40	2

	Manchester Ewe-nited 12/08/24 14:34:58	2

	"QUICK, the photographer from caption.me could be here any minute." 31/07/24 18:26:27	2

	Take a Chance on Meme 21/07/24 4:00:30	2

	Police chase ends, driver captioned 17/07/24 15:06:00	2

	"She's among the best singers I've never heard." 07/07/24 17:59:35	2

	"Okay, but if this thing crashes...it'll be on your head." 19/06/24 0:19:20	2

	"Why. no. Canadian. Doubles?" "Missing. Link." 14/05/24 11:39:06	2

	“He’s on borroed time.” 05/05/24 20:04:24	2

	“Now this will blow…your…mind: Stay…………” 05/05/24 17:22:29, edited: 05/05/24 17:41:16	2

	"And if 'the black-t-shirt trick' is not slimming enough, I've got a motorcycle for you." 18/04/24 13:28:05	2

	“How do you take care of that…hair?” “I don’t.” 07/04/24 0:30:26	2

	"It's a tourist. Don't answer." 01/04/24 11:16:17	2

	clever Ruff Riders 01/04/24 11:10:05	2

	"I need you to spread out on the floor." 01/04/24 2:17:49, edited: 01/04/24 11:09:07	2

	"WHY, Dave, why are you going out with a banana?" "...couldn't find a date." 06/03/24 1:22:17, edited: 06/03/24 1:24:17	2

	"I love eating tie." 19/02/24 12:33:22	2

	"I'll design you a dress like I've never designed before - literally, like I've never designed before." 26/01/24 14:46:46	2

	"And they wonder why I stay underground." 12/01/24 12:08:14	2

	"Can I burro a ride?" 01/01/24 8:46:39	2

	"Need a ride?...Just ass." 01/01/24 8:17:51	2

	"All I'ma sayin'...is give a piece a chance." 18/12/23 4:17:42	2

	Fleece Navidad 15/12/23 8:24:52	2

	"I think this is it: The Microdose Cafe." 13/12/23 12:41:39	2

	"It's not like that today. Back then, men were men." 12/12/23 12:45:31	2

	"Recently I haven't seen much of Dave." 10/12/23 20:03:07, edited: 10/12/23 20:03:22	2

	unsTABLEWARE 21/11/23 8:58:46	2

	Stalk Photo 14/11/23 13:24:30	2

	"Did we try that way? We need 'a guessed list'." 12/11/23 16:05:04	2

	"I could see myself owning that." 12/11/23 7:49:09, edited: 12/11/23 8:00:18	2

	Amputease 12/11/23 7:10:05	2

	"If you look closely, there's a vas deferens between us." 06/11/23 15:12:54, edited: 06/11/23 16:51:44	2

	"When I heard we were twins, I was beside myself." 06/11/23 13:55:45, edited: 06/11/23 16:53:53	2

	"After many attempts, he FINALLY got onto Caption.me." 05/11/23 14:19:08, edited: 05/11/23 14:32:34	2

	Dave's Cat...(hunts "small game") 05/11/23 13:35:28	2

	"Some people find my hobby...offensive." 25/10/23 7:30:56	2

	"Her car was overturned; her conviction was not." 22/10/23 13:53:29, edited: 22/10/23 13:54:34	2

	: It's unmatched. 08/10/23 6:48:04	2

	“Unlike people, mugs are fired so they can do their job.” 01/10/23 0:49:49, edited: 01/10/23 2:03:33	2

	"......you think 'hard time' scares ME?" 30/09/23 11:31:55, edited: 30/09/23 11:40:30	2

	"I was MADE to kill Spiderman. And it's a 'PERMANENT position.' " 30/09/23 11:27:27, edited: 30/09/23 11:33:50	2

	"I wish I never met "the Wrong brothers.'" 21/09/23 14:43:24	2

	As a matter of principle, I refuse to joke about tiny bikes. 20/09/23 12:25:21	2

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I clarified that singular/plural thing. And, um...she's speaking...to Dave!...Thanks.

(caption author)

16/01/24
1:54pm

comment on caption:
"It's moments like this, Dave, that remind me of just how insignificant you are." [Greg Curtis]

I read it more as "Moments like this remind me of just how insignificant...YOU are."

[anon]

16/01/24
2:09pm

comment on caption:
"It's moments like this, Dave, that remind me of just how insignificant you are." [Greg Curtis]

Now I'm conflicted, concerned that "the wording stuff" will take my focus away from my patients. Can anybody clear this up definitively? I'm now wondering if I should drop the "Dave" reference because it might lengthen it too much...and "Dave" also cues that "the fall is coming." Don't want THAT. New topic: I pushed (and capitalized) the phrases "just how insignificant" to lead the reader to want to finish that almost cliche-phrase...("JUST HOW INSIGNIFICANT we are")....so I could take it in another direction. That's why I put THAT phrase in all caps instead of YOU (which anon CAPATLIZED, and there's nothing inaccurate about that). It's just that leaning on the YOU could seem a bit harsh compared with the original was more a gentle moment of realization. Help! My patients deserve my Undistracted care! .

(caption author)

16/01/24
3:18pm

comment on caption:
"It's moments like this, Dave, that remind me of just how insignificant you are." [Greg Curtis]

"Moments like this remind me of just how insignificant you are, WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?"

Although what you did first works as it's like a run up to an insignificant anticlimax

"Moments like this remind me of JUST HOW INSIGNIFICANT you are"