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K. FC.
11/01/17 20:01:12
π΅ They call me Mr Bum-Plastic...π΅
16/01/13 20:00:51
The ArmStrong of the Law.
27/08/13 11:57:39
It was at this moment James regretted tying Rex to a jet ski.
02/05/20 7:00:12
09/10/17 19:28:10
"God, Shave the Queen..."
04/05/19 19:00:10
"Are you going out without putting a coat on ?..."
06/09/18 13:02:48
03/11/16 8:02:11
Igor's hopes of a medal were now in Limbo.
18/08/16 19:09:46
A Penis Flytrap.
21/03/13 8:01:28
"Please be aware that users of this toilet will be charged"
27/02/13 8:00:12
In-Hale Mary.
11/11/12 20:00:32
Parasight.
05/05/19 19:06:55
They were only married five minutes, but the crack's were starting to show.
17/10/18 19:17:39
"Now , Over to the Weather...A band of snow will be appearing later."
03/03/18 20:13:01
The Black Eyed O.A.P's.
22/01/17 12:00:12
The now bankrupt confection company deeply regretted their 'win your own weight in sweets' competition.
16/12/16 20:44:55
Stellar Artois.
22/03/16 20:04:00
Nora Baccy.
23/10/14 11:05:32
Par-Tee Food.
22/06/14 19:01:22
Mountain rest queue.
24/02/14 12:20:44
"The Panic is over...it's just a Mars Bar."
08/04/13 11:36:54
In these rough times Derek was just glad to have a Firkin job.
08/03/13 20:00:31
Wee will rock you.
31/12/12 8:00:39
" Icey a little silhouetto of a man."
16/12/12 8:09:07
Sealed with a Piss.
21/11/12 8:02:27
"Anything else, Mr Kong...?"
17/12/17 20:38:20
Pat and Mick start up a joint venture.
19/10/14 19:04:26
"Oh no, I think I've pulled a Calf..."
12/05/20 19:00:58
Testicalls.
19/05/19 7:08:02
Atomic Kitten.
11/01/17 8:16:04
"Do you comb hair often?"
01/11/16 20:01:02
Dead Zeppelin.
05/02/15 20:00:34
"...And now over to Derek with the weather and sport."
28/02/14 8:07:30
These birds don't exist anymore as they were wiped out.
30/08/13 7:06:03
The Vac Street Boys.
11/04/13 19:00:11
Old caged pensioners.
12/03/13 12:00:11
π΅ The hills are alive with the sound of Ewe Sick..π΅
12/03/13 8:00:13
Cod-roe-phenia.
24/02/13 20:07:44
Speech Baubles.
21/02/13 20:00:24
Conical Geniuses.
22/10/12 19:00:21
Paralytic Converter.
10/10/12 7:04:35
Hardfloor porn.
21/01/20 8:05:56
8 out of 10 bat's prefer whiskers.
01/05/19 20:01:22
Hooligran.
02/10/18 8:18:44
Seoul Searching.
08/09/17 13:07:08
Derek was starting to get worried about the Mammoth growth on his face.
09/12/16 20:04:43
Dump Truck.
06/12/16 20:00:06
"Ah, Mr Rooney...You're late."
23/09/15 19:01:02
Drunken Goodhew.
28/08/15 19:13:30
Captain Pug Wash.
07/07/14 19:00:21
"...and then i joined a band called the Small Faeces..."
05/04/14 7:01:07
Tomato Concentrate.
21/01/14 20:12:02
"Mammary Mia."
22/08/13 11:54:14
"Quickly, you two give us a push...i'm out of Juice."
04/05/13 11:00:10
π΅ We're Prammin' , we hope you like Prammin' too π΅
07/02/13 8:00:15
The Perminator.
19/12/12 20:00:10
Soon after this photo, Jen was sacked for getting caught with her hand in the Trill.
22/11/12 9:41:16
Although it had a hole in it, Dave still went swimming wearing his Wife-Jacket.
26/10/12 19:01:23
Clown and out.
08/07/14 19:00:36
3D televisons @ knockdown prices.
25/01/14 12:00:11
"Don't make me draw my gun."
11/06/13 7:38:28
Some people don't like to walk under a bladder.
29/05/13 19:53:17
"We'll get you out mate... don't Fret."
19/02/13 8:00:57
Felix had to be Force fed.
29/10/12 12:00:52
Shirley Bathey
17/09/12 19:00:26
"Goodbye my friend, Flare well..."
14/02/20 21:24:29
"Large Whopper, but enough about me , do you have any burgers?..."
16/09/19 7:24:41
"Mr Smith, Its about your Appendix..."
17/12/18 20:01:12
Flashlight
06/10/18 11:00:08
Hog air balloon
19/09/17 7:00:49
Corn on the Knob.
18/09/17 19:00:06
Puff Deady.
08/12/16 8:05:48
Less Paul.
29/08/15 7:39:07
"How sat?"
07/08/15 19:14:22
The Black Eyed Tease.
22/05/15 19:40:53
Knee hole surgery
21/02/15 12:14:25
Daughterfall.
02/05/20 19:01:32
A Tub of I Scream.
21/09/19 7:16:31
Jane was ecstatic to win the 'How many collars can you put on your Dog competition'
10/05/19 20:10:20
"What's up, Spock..."
03/09/18 12:17:40
The F.A. Coop.
11/01/17 20:01:33
"After tonight's match I think I'll be Seeded."
20/08/16 7:00:47
"Oh no, not more hand me downs."
12/07/16 13:54:16
"Let us Play..."
09/07/15 9:20:54
"Hoops-a-daisy."
20/09/14 11:35:38
Dunk and Disorderly.
24/03/14 12:01:36
Derek was waiting for his wife to finish shopping....
25/11/13 17:08:42
"I'm not a racist .....i actually keep in touch with my coloured mates online."
21/10/13 7:00:30
The Crate Escape.
01/06/13 19:02:34
Mercedes Penz.
04/04/13 7:00:10
Bogpuss.
19/03/13 20:00:11
Joe was going for the gland speed record.
14/03/13 20:00:59
A Blog Cabin.
07/03/13 12:33:10
"No, i don't want my fucking windscreen washed!"
06/03/13 20:05:02
π΅ Dave and Eddie standing by a tree ...P.I.S.S.I.N.G. π΅
28/02/13 20:01:13
A Boatanic Garden.
12/01/13 9:39:16
"Yes Officer she was cycling along then the silly cow tried to jump the lights. "
17/12/12 20:00:17
Ruth was Deflated after being Dumped by her Boyfriend.
08/12/12 8:02:09
Tom Baker.
30/11/12 20:04:33
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Penelope Shitstop maybe?
comment on caption: Penelope Shitstop. [Smuldo]
ok, thanks anon.
After his boss had told him he was for the chop.
comment on caption: After a post mortem it was decided the cause of death was Suey-cide. [Smuldo]
This would work well as just the punch line-"Calm down mate, there's no need to get violet."Just a thought :)
comment on caption: "Calm down mate, there's no need to get violet" [Smuldo]
i'll give it a try ,thank you Michael.
Are they cheering the Tampa Bay Buckleknees?
comment on caption: This wasn't what Mike had in mind when Bertha promised him a knee-trembler. [Smuldo]
lol, that would be a good caption Mark
Dye-it instead of dye-et? The Fat Ken's dye-it was it?
comment on caption: Mark was told to dye-it. [Smuldo]
changed it,thank-you.
Fiddler on the Roof?
comment on caption: After years in the wilderness , Gary Glitter pounced on the chance of getting into a musical. [Smuldo]
Penelope Shitstop maybe?
8:11pm
comment on caption:
Penelope Shitstop. [Smuldo]
ok, thanks anon.
8:52pm
comment on caption:
Penelope Shitstop. [Smuldo]
After his boss had told him he was for the chop.
1:28pm
comment on caption:
After a post mortem it was decided the cause of death was Suey-cide. [Smuldo]
This would work well as just the punch line-
"Calm down mate, there's no need to get violet."
Just a thought :)
10:20am
comment on caption:
"Calm down mate, there's no need to get violet" [Smuldo]
i'll give it a try ,thank you Michael.
10:56am
comment on caption:
"Calm down mate, there's no need to get violet" [Smuldo]
Are they cheering the Tampa Bay Buckleknees?
8:20pm
comment on caption:
This wasn't what Mike had in mind when Bertha promised him a knee-trembler. [Smuldo]
lol, that would be a good caption Mark
8:26pm
comment on caption:
This wasn't what Mike had in mind when Bertha promised him a knee-trembler. [Smuldo]
Dye-it instead of dye-et? The Fat Ken's dye-it was it?
8:22pm
comment on caption:
Mark was told to dye-it. [Smuldo]
changed it,thank-you.
8:24pm
comment on caption:
Mark was told to dye-it. [Smuldo]
Fiddler on the Roof?
9:14pm
comment on caption:
After years in the wilderness , Gary Glitter pounced on the chance of getting into a musical. [Smuldo]