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	“Take me to your weeder.” 23/02/23 8:01:19	1 17
Gardeners of the galaxy? --KimJong Pun
	lol “One Sausage and Egg McMuffin, no egg, no muffin.” 14/10/22 11:04:43	6 17
In the interest of "honesty" I should say that this is an old vote of mine I've reused here. --Willie Johnson
	“No wonder his cheeks are red.” 06/12/21 8:45:57	17

	‘Your breath smells like nuts.’ “It’s Ken’s birthday.” 24/11/21 12:02:02	17

	lol “They don’t really have a purpose do they mummy?” ‘They take the bins out and that’s about it.’ Nod to 20:01:03 17/11/21 23:09:31	17

	lol When I were a lad we went through the mangle. 19/10/21 13:01:45	17

	Finding Chemo 09/05/20 8:33:14	17

	"I can't see you wearing that." 16/06/19 21:13:13	17

	PollyKilla 19/12/12 13:11:47	17

	creative “E.T. phone 911.” 26/09/24 7:51:51	16

	clever “Gonna be late tonight love, I’m stuck at work.” 03/09/24 7:03:15	16

	“Look, no hands!” 16/05/24 19:03:40	16

	“The Pink Floyd museum was disappointing.” 04/03/24 12:01:19	16

	Gerry and the Pacemaker 17/01/24 8:08:34	16

	lol Ancient Wonders Series 2: The Hanging Hardons of Dagenham. 07/01/24 8:26:25	16

	lol “Del I told you if we park the van here we’ll be charged.” 22/10/23 8:03:06	16

	The Three Mustgetbeers 24/09/23 19:17:15	2 16

	“I need another pint, my urine is on the dark side.” 28/03/23 11:00:50	16

	clever You have a friend request 16/12/22 12:05:58	1 16
Accepted --Glyn Evans
	#ding dong# “Will the owner of a large black horse please move your vehicle, it’s doing a massive shit by the photo booth, Thank you.” 22/11/21 8:29:24	16

	“You may have a sore arm for a few days madam, and so will I.” 14/10/21 7:19:21	16

	Removes plaque. 30/10/20 8:11:00	1 16
I preferred your simpler version :) --Vivvy En
	creative Virgin Mobile 08/05/20 7:14:31	1 16

	Lockdown, day 231. 01/05/20 7:04:09	16

	lol With the website down I ventured outside, it's not for me. 05/01/19 16:15:37	16

	clever You are cordially invited. 25/08/18 8:22:02	16

	After the accident he was disfigured 23/07/18 7:04:18	16

	I phoned the council and gave them a piece of my mind. 01/11/17 8:12:13	16

	The number one rule 17/10/17 19:12:01	16

	“I’ve been shooting watermelons off my daughter’s hands since they were just knee high triplets.” Fri 8:22:26	15

	“Can you grab me some food, and step on it.” 25/10/24 7:22:41	15

	clever “We come back every year.” 17/09/24 11:24:00	2 15

	Type 2 diabetes 19/08/24 7:08:50	15

	lol “Should we worry about that sniper, Dad?” ‘He cost £20,000, he shouldn’t miss you from there.’ 13/08/24 11:00:02	15

	“Sedimentary, my dear Watson.” 21/06/24 7:06:53	15

	Loch Mess 03/06/24 11:21:38	15

	lol Farmfoods Parmesan taken off sale. 21/05/24 7:02:40	15

	“Touring is tiring but at least the pay is rubbish.” 29/04/24 11:09:03	15

	clever x2 “The lingerie is adorned to encourage its removal? Illogical.” 12/03/24 12:04:02	15

	lol Clare Balding denies Crufts bribery allegations. 02/02/24 12:13:47	15

	“He’ll drop off any minute.” 03/12/23 20:07:50	15

	“Having been sacked by the Suez Canal Shipping Company I took a job on the buses.” 08/11/23 12:02:19, edited: 08/11/23 16:29:23	4 15
Tip of the cap-tion. --Willie Johnson
	“Doctor, a bee has stung him in the worst place!” ‘Birmingham?’ 11/10/23 11:36:29	15

	“You’re not dying Fred, it’s your Wife flashing before your eyes.” 30/07/23 7:39:34	15

	Karma Comedian 10/07/23 7:08:57	15

	“What about the smell?” ‘They don’t mind.’ 08/03/23 9:00:09	15

	“So how’s the HRT going Sandra?” 11/11/21 8:44:36	15

	lol "two things I can never sleep with." 04/02/21 16:42:23	15

	Experienced idiot seeks village. 12/11/20 11:52:02	15

	"Coughing into your elbow is so last season." 11/04/20 7:15:21	15

	lol "Bloody vandals, no wonder ticket sales are down at the farts centre." 05/02/20 20:51:21	3 15

	clever Abandoned by a failed magician. 03/09/18 12:48:37	15

	Crack shot 08/08/17 11:11:29	15

	Farmchair 28/07/17 21:53:24	1 15

	'Drop the facade!' 04/05/17 11:13:43	15

	“He was pulled under by a strong currant.” Wed 13:01:31	14

	“Ok, we buy almost any car…” 31/10/24 8:19:39	14

	Frostie reception. 12/09/24 7:00:48	14

	Sandra’s Lidl helper 02/09/24 7:13:33	14

	“Mum, when you said you’d take us somewhere expensive for my Birthday…” 30/07/24 16:37:40	14

	clever “I’m so excited I’ll have to change my iPad.” 26/07/24 11:10:57	14

	“This trailer looks good.” ‘I know, it’s even got a telly.’ 02/07/24 7:10:36	14

	“Well doctor, the good news is she’s stopped biting her nails…” 09/06/24 7:39:12	1 14

	“Ive broken the glass ceiling and several reinforced floors.” 13/04/24 7:03:07	14

	“Great wedding but it cost an arm and a leg.” 11/04/24 11:00:02	14

	They’re flippin’ fast. 18/03/24 20:01:46	14

	Scarves now in stock. 19/02/24 12:02:37	14

	“I’m better on the organ.” 17/01/24 8:02:59	14

	Stairway to Heaven 12/01/24 20:01:59	14

	lol The most annoying thing at the beach, and some gulls. 26/10/23 11:03:57	14

	Mr Davies, thank you for providing the stool sample, please pop in to see us ASAP. 07/08/23 12:30:51	1 14
Stool sample, HA HA! I have worked in the doctor' office for years and have not encountered anything like this... HA HA!WHAT do you people eat? --Kathleen Ralph
	“Did you develop any skills during lockdown Sharon?” 06/06/23 11:09:10	14

	clever The Carpenters Course, we’ve only just begun… 28/05/23 20:47:00	14

	Nigel fell off his bike on the way home and created a huge jam. 20/05/23 11:33:55	14

	“My cell mates are all hardened criminals…” 10/05/23 11:01:53	14

	“Have a safe flight.” 23/04/23 12:27:46	14

	Angus lost £1 down his old chair in 1963, never again. 27/03/23 11:16:28	14

	“When I said rock him to sleep….” 22/03/23 15:12:05	14

	“You’re still thinking about the castration aren’t you?” 23/02/23 20:36:13	14

	I had one as a pet, it dyed. 07/02/23 8:17:12	14

	Just some pictures from my trip 30/06/22 11:04:29	14

	“Maybe we should get a taller decorator next time?” 12/04/22 7:05:05	14

	lol Call me old fashioned but I preferred the old BBC test card. 22/11/21 12:31:18	14

	“You can almost see the rim.” 18/11/21 12:03:29	14

	"I still see them on the weekends and help them with their writing." 25/06/21 7:05:36	14

	"I get it washed then some unicorn shits all over it!" 11/01/21 9:04:20	14

	Scotsman loses 20p in Clyde. 24/05/20 19:33:59	14

	lol "Okay, who left the red sock in the sheep dip?" 02/10/19 7:25:19	14

	Little feller. 27/09/19 7:12:44	14

	"Ooh nearly lost my balance!" 07/07/19 19:53:13	14

	clever This sign was funded by the Dyslexic Atheist Society. 05/09/18 16:13:28	14

	Did he convert? 25/02/18 20:01:00	1 14
No but he tried. --Barrie Bullock
	lol "Hi Janet, Steve's had an accident at work, can you pop in to collect his watch." 20/02/18 14:49:31	14

	Crapstick 10/11/17 20:08:13	14

	clever Moments later he was struck by a Fiesta 06/09/17 19:52:35	1 14
So brilliant. --Karen Oakenfull
	"I'm leaving you, and I'm keeping the ring!" 22/09/16 16:31:26	14

	clever America's Necks Top Model 12/09/16 19:58:57	14

	Len's just got bigger 16/05/15 21:59:58	14

	I do watch the soaps 08/01/13 8:08:06	14

	creative 'No one puts Tabby in the korma' 22/09/13 19:45:25	13

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04/10/24
7:32am

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“These UV lamps are expensive to run at home.” [C CaMel]

Got to be the winner! Brilliant!

Mike Walsh

05/10/24
10:04am

comment on caption:
“No one knows which conditioner I use, but Brian may.” [C CaMel]

Woops, I just reread your original caption Cap Auth and realised I'd missed the 'of' sad face Not sure how I managed that, but I'm glad you picked up on it in the edit suggestion. Still really surprised I'm the only voter on this.