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	'Caught anything?' "Dysentery!" 01/10/17 19:43:09	10

	He should work on his delivery 22/09/17 20:28:59	10

	Sky Box 03/09/17 12:31:26	1 10
For even greater viewing pleasure, add Sky Box Orifice --Mr Dome
	Following an awkward meeting, the tree was fired from the band. Which was a shame as he drove the van. 08/05/17 5:16:06	4 10
"Nothin' personal, mate, it's just we feel you're growing in a different direction from us." --Crunchy Chords
	lol “Dave, I think we might need to start shutting the curtains when we’re shagging.” 19/07/24 11:41:07	9

	lol Missing red sock found in sheep dip. 16/06/24 18:08:20	1 9
So that's where they all go! --Karyn Harrison
	“Houston, the Japanese appear to have gotten here first.” 07/06/24 7:43:06	9

	Cub Classics. 05/06/24 11:14:36	9

	“What did she take in the divorce?” 04/04/24 7:20:45	9

	lol “Have you been to a Scottish church before?” 20/03/24 20:06:54	9

	“You inconsiderate Fokker!” 19/03/24 8:02:48	9

	“Elvis hasn’t left the building.” 26/02/24 12:02:22	9

	creative “Ok who left their cheeseburger on the ouija board again?” 10/02/24 9:31:10	2 9

	Does not contain nuts. 02/02/24 20:42:30	9

	“It was working perfectly until midday, then the angle of the sun cooked Mary in about 15 seconds.” 21/01/24 8:17:43	9

	“One day all of this will be yours.” ‘It’s a bed spread Dave.’ 16/01/24 12:18:07	9

	“So how did the prostate exam feel?” 10/01/24 12:08:19	9

	“Water company boss completes river swim to demonstrate cleanliness.” 08/01/24 8:56:26	9

	creative “Heather’s still sending them Mr McCartney.” 28/11/23 8:08:20	1 9

	Sign of the tines. 21/11/23 8:02:31	9

	“Is this model made from rubber?” ‘Yes, vulcanised.’ 18/11/23 20:22:42	9

	“And are you attending this vasectomy voluntarily?” 12/11/23 20:05:19	2 9

	“I was shocked when he came out.” 12/11/23 12:21:41	9

	“You’d be better off using a tablet.” 09/11/23 8:28:54, edited: 09/11/23 9:26:09, suggested edits	1 9

	Statistically they kill more people than lions, but Debbie has always loved fat bald men. 18/10/23 8:30:54	9

	Doctor: “how much milk are you fuc£/ng drinking?!” 17/10/23 7:02:07	9

	Scotsman spends £1700 to attend Glastonbury for free. 15/10/23 8:21:43	9

	“… and I drive a taxi on the side.” 29/09/23 16:58:50	9

	“Give me the D’oh!” 27/09/23 11:09:18	1 9

	lol Funeral Director: “What were his last words to you after 50 years together?” ‘Ouch, he’s bitten my nuts.’ “Ok we’ll write he liked football…” 11/09/23 11:59:27, edited: 11/09/23 12:21:40	9

	The Pawshank Redemption 05/09/23 11:02:40	9

	“The velcro one’s are a rip-off.” 02/09/23 13:08:40	9

	“If this doesn’t work I’ll have to try a high hoe.” 20/03/23 7:32:17	9

	“He’s like a dog with a bono.” 20/01/22 12:08:23	9

	“So this is where those little hotel milks pots come from.” 08/12/21 14:11:54	9

	“I used to perform circumcisions on elephants, terrible wages but the tips were enormous.” 04/10/21 7:35:06	9

	Babe in arms 09/09/21 7:03:07	9

	“That explains my Lego orgasm.” 25/07/21 20:06:20	2 9
We stick together afterward --Glyn Evans
	"Welcome to Paul McKenna's "˜Just go to F**king Sleep', Chapter One"¦" 26/06/21 9:26:05	9

	Dyslexics can't spell this well. 18/05/21 11:04:45	9

	Hobosexual 04/05/21 21:59:01	1 9

	"God knows how I got Covid from those kids 3 doors down." 23/04/21 7:04:36	9

	In Saudi Arabia the heads are removable. 24/11/20 8:32:13	1 9
They say if you insult MBS it's free... of your body. --Willie Johnson
	"I love seeing their faces light up." 27/10/20 11:47:53	9

	"He went downhill fast." 07/05/20 11:18:00	9

	GG Top 28/04/20 7:02:04	9

	Kleptomania, all of the signs were there. 19/04/20 19:00:37	9

	"How is Malcolm since the divorce?" 11/04/20 21:11:18	9

	"I don't need the toy!" 02/02/20 22:40:32	9

	His hair used to be cooler. 02/02/20 9:13:21	9

	After a couple he started telling me his lives' stories. 22/08/19 8:08:44	9

	clever "He touched so many." 15/08/19 21:30:36	9

	clever American Butty 12/02/19 12:50:02	4 9
Too true, and in general the more obscure captions will get less votes than the obvious ones. It's a shame, because often the obscure ones are the cleverest, but at the end of the day a joke does have to be understood to be appreciated. Cheers. --James Lennox
	Whoopi Goldfish 06/01/19 21:18:31	9

	Paris Marathon winner; "my feet are in terrible pain." 10/08/18 19:30:33	9

	"we relied on the withdrawal method" 05/08/18 22:43:51	9

	Red that one. 25/06/18 11:03:44	9

	Volcanic Ash 31/05/18 7:11:48	9

	From hull? 21/05/18 21:08:46	9

	Bone Henge 13/05/18 8:29:59	9

	Snow Patrol 03/03/18 20:01:58	9

	Princess Dye 16/12/17 9:00:57	9

	Cabbage snatch kid 10/12/17 20:17:33	9

	Willy Bin 01/11/17 8:01:18	9

	'then he started flashing!' 08/10/17 8:03:15	9

	"cancel the picnic, the tables here are wonky" 23/09/17 21:12:36	9

	Mind the Gap 13/08/17 19:07:56	9

	Quoit while you're a head 12/07/17 12:01:58	9

	Paul UnWeller 18/05/17 7:17:21	9

	Aaaand they're off!! 02/05/17 11:40:13	9

	Bike-aroo!! 21/01/17 19:26:56	4 9
Bike-aroo? --Welsh Rarebit
	clever Glandscaping 20/10/16 20:08:43	9

	Spreadable? 19/09/16 19:12:21	9

	'I don't Adam and Eve it!' 11/08/16 19:08:31	9

	clever Toyeuristic 10/08/16 9:31:09	9

	lol Van assisted oven 20/07/16 19:06:34	9

	BMX vs BMI 24/05/15 12:00:12	9

	'Houston we have a problem.. ..Betty refuses to drive over 23mph' 24/11/12 20:19:08	9

	“It’s scaremongering, I’ve never even seen an asteroid.” 22/11/24 12:59:03	8

	Hake’s on a Plane 02/11/24 20:01:14	8

	“Pets travel free but Farmer Dave, you’re taking the piss.” 29/10/24 20:02:30	8

	Not compatible with windows. 19/10/24 15:16:43	8

	“2036, thousands expected at Attenborough funeral.” 14/10/24 7:08:03	8

	“The beagle has landed.” 02/10/24 11:01:36	8

	“I wouldn’t recommend Audible.” 26/09/24 11:36:59	8

	“The local pervert drinks one a day, to be fair he hasn’t streaked in months.” 23/09/24 7:12:04	8

	lol “Is it a cross?” ‘Mama Mia! It’s a furious!’ 21/08/24 11:11:41	8

	“NHS trust blames mix-up on busy maternity ward and overworked food staff.” 04/07/24 7:36:06	1 8
When the mix up was discovered, the parents went through the food courts 😂 --Glyn Evans
	clever “Did I pass?” 14/06/24 7:00:47	2 8
I think the brakes failed. --Vanessa the Guesser
	“I’m more than capable of having the kids on a Sunday but can’t I just put the chicken in some foil?” 11/06/24 7:07:49	8

	Fans shocked by Paul Hollywood sextape. 27/05/24 7:08:15	8

	creative “Your Bach is killing me today.” 22/05/24 19:03:11	8

	“Play dead.” 28/04/24 7:20:24	8

	“Is this your first prostate exam?” 21/04/24 19:02:43	3 8
It's amazing what you can get in Sainsbury's these days. --Karyn Harrison
	“I wish my Dad was here, he’s left some big shoes to Phil.” 05/04/24 7:38:41	8

	clever Gross Neglegènce 02/04/24 17:52:44	8

	“You need to stop making giant Quality Street chocolates, the one by the window is enough.” 12/03/24 20:34:05	8

	“and the Drug Mule Champion 1957 is….” 11/03/24 8:04:59	8

	“I told you that cheese was off.” 23/02/24 8:05:01	8

	“Paint me like one of your French Bulldogs.” 02/02/24 12:31:00	8

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04/10/24
7:32am

comment on caption:
“These UV lamps are expensive to run at home.” [C CaMel]

Got to be the winner! Brilliant!

Mike Walsh

05/10/24
10:04am

comment on caption:
“No one knows which conditioner I use, but Brian may.” [C CaMel]

Woops, I just reread your original caption Cap Auth and realised I'd missed the 'of' sad face Not sure how I managed that, but I'm glad you picked up on it in the edit suggestion. Still really surprised I'm the only voter on this.