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Photos						2	#9	10	45	#16
Comments	16							216	340	#28
Suggested Edits	2							2

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Comments					277	#30
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	lol x3 “Very funny, Genie.” 07/02/24 20:02:25, edited: 08/02/24 11:12:40, suggested edits	4 36
Aha, so maybe I still could have used the one about a man wishing to give a big breasted chick a good ploughing ... darn ;) --James Lennox
	lol x3 creative clever x2 “…Elizabeth usually only counts to 20?” 06/08/24 19:02:40	29 35
Thank you for the comments and I’m really happy to have won. This will not help with my caption.me addiction! Thanks to Chris for such a great site and thanks for all of the laughs everyone has given me over the years. --C CaMel
	lol clever Horoscope:'Taurus will enter Uranus.' 22/07/18 7:45:58	1 31
Do you mean Horrorscope? --Dave Bryan
	creative clever I've never finished a diet either. 11/06/19 19:00:49	1 28
Had a similar idea but I decided to vastly over complicate mine and yours reads much better! Great Caption :) --The Wolf
	lol x3 creative x2 "The toothbrush behind the sink was massive but I managed" 11/05/18 16:23:33	19 28
Thanks to Chris for the prize and thank you all for the kind comments! Biggest thanks to the poor bloke in the photo!Cheers all :D --C CaMel
	Now in stock. 30/12/23 9:03:08, suggested edits	27


lol x3 04/11/21 8:08:24		27 27
C CaMel has very kindly donated his November cash prize back to caption.me and suggested we run a Christmas bonus prize for the 2021 “one that got away.”So, please --Chris Beach
	“I’m in the bath atm.” 15/07/23 7:13:59	25

	The Statue of David is now in Florence. 21/04/20 7:04:16	25

	lol x2 Allow 12 hours to fully charge. 20/04/20 11:03:20	25

	Feeling cannelloni? 12/11/12 12:07:39	25

	lol “Why are so many pages missing?” 26/09/24 11:04:33	2 24
Apologies, C C, missed voting on this pic. Have made amends in the Contributor round. --James Lennox
	lol “When you switched off her life support but she pulls through and finds out.” 26/11/23 8:01:55	2 24

	Now in stock. 13/08/19 19:43:44	24

	lol creative clever 'live from the paper plane crash, as it unfolds.' 19/01/19 20:19:53	24

	Testing practices criticised at Pampers. 19/03/24 12:08:13	23

	lol “I’m just saying of all the places to put the stick…” 10/01/24 20:25:21	23

	“What alerted you to the fact the pilot might have been drinking?” 31/12/23 8:18:12	23

	“BMW driver, just hand washed it, you know what to do.” 19/12/23 8:00:57	23

	Director’s Cut 23/10/23 11:02:35	23

	clever “Can you believe it, 9 life sentences.” 05/09/23 11:01:16	23

	clever Scribbling rivalry 11/03/21 12:10:27	7 23
I don't mind really, was just making mischief. Was hoping you'd offer to upgrade your vote to a "clever" to keep it as "r". ðŸ™ƒ --Troompa Loompa
	clever x2 George Orwelly 21/03/24 11:46:23	22

	clever x2 “During mating season the male will search for a female that is presenting.” 28/02/24 12:35:58	22

	lol “When your employer is really glad you’re leaving.” 27/02/24 8:05:25	22

	lol x2 “What’s the password?” ‘Miow?’ “I really should change that, come in.” 10/01/24 8:04:44	22

	“When you go and give blood with your brother and it gets competitive.” 10/12/23 20:03:14	22

	“We do rotating shifts at the car wash.” 10/03/23 8:13:39	22


lol x3 creative 28/04/21 19:37:01		23 22
Congrats, C CaMel! Order something nice for yourself online! But, maybe don't use FedEx for the shipping....:^)-Crunchy --Crunchy Chords
	"Attention, this vehicle is versing!" 22/09/17 19:24:42	15 22
Hi All, totally chuffed to be picked! Thank you to Chris for a brilliant site and to all fellow captioneers for the hilarious captions which keep me coming back for more! --C CaMel
	'I'll have the salad, I've been eating shit lately' 22/10/16 19:04:29	1 22
lol man --sandeep chahal
	“That email’s still doing the rounds.” 06/05/24 11:21:41	1 21

	creative “Are you saying you want to split the bill?” 01/04/24 11:09:57	21

	“I think a few men may have gone there before.” 12/03/24 12:06:18	21

	“Guys, when I said put me down….” 02/12/23 8:05:30	1 21

	When your parents run the scout group. 30/10/23 8:10:48	21

	lol Global warming blamed for cancellation of Disney on Ice. 21/08/23 12:00:24	3 21
Everyone knows that Global Warming will happen one day because Mickey will loose control of those bucket carrying brooms again. However it won't be a flooded castle basement this time. --Glyn Evans
	It’s a nightmare when they fall out. 03/02/23 8:26:01	21

	"Sausage and egg McMuffin, no egg, and no muffin." 28/11/20 8:32:51	1 21
This is similar to what I ask for but they don't seem to understand what I mean when I say "Can you hold the sausage?" --Karyn Harrison
	Worth a shot 28/06/19 7:21:50	21

	clever "I can hardly walk in these eels!" 01/06/18 7:09:09	21

	lol “Day 3 of Slimming World and here come the hallucinations.” 12/11/24 8:37:52	20

	“They just left it in my allotment, I thought; that’s a bit of a liberty.” 04/11/24 12:07:15	20

	creative See it. Slay it. Sorted. 07/06/24 11:09:38	20

	“We do a tortoise one but delivery takes a lot longer.” 07/04/24 11:04:19	2 20
"I won't be shelling out for one of those." --Karyn Harrison
	“To make matters worse I’ve just found out my boyfriend’s a pouffe.” 13/02/24 8:10:51	2 20

	creative “More of a flea market.” 18/12/23 20:02:10	20

	lol Experienced idiot seeks village. 16/11/23 12:23:53	13 20
Don't tell anybody, but I only use the same 26 letters to write my captions. No other letters, just a different order. --Willie Johnson
	“Our Amazon driver has left your ‘Self Inflato-Mary’ in a hidden location outside your property.” 28/07/23 7:08:15	2 20

	“Were there any signs your 4 year old was planning to run away?” 30/03/23 11:18:22, edited: 30/03/23 11:26:32	20

	lol “If he could see how loved his work is now Vincent would be grinning from ear to bandage.” 20/01/22 20:55:13	20

	lol x2 “Have you had a haircut that wasn’t your fault?” 04/01/22 12:00:49	20

	creative "Guys I've got this brilliant idea, it's called The Dead Michael Palin Sketch." 14/04/20 7:51:39	4 20
At least it's being appreciated now, Anon. Always look on the bright side of life. --Dave Bryan
	lol clever Glastonburied 06/01/19 16:11:04	20

	clever Drive-by shooting 13/05/18 19:09:48	20

	Shortly after she started going downhill fast 17/10/16 12:50:48	1 20
What a refreshing moment....A captioneer That votes as well as submitting captions, is topping the top ten xxx You get my vote for fair play xxxx --Andrea Hickling
	"Penne for your thoughts" 12/11/12 12:04:44	20

	A man of the broth. 29/09/24 7:38:50	19

	“They throw up so fast…” 04/09/24 11:04:34	19

	lol Critics divided over redesign of Google homepage. 27/12/23 20:44:04	19

	“We also do a pigeon but that’s more of a carrier bag.” 30/06/23 19:20:20	1 19
And a vulture for carry-on luggage. --James Lennox
	clever x3 “She’s pulled a fast one.” 28/02/22 12:02:10	1 19

	To Open Pull Tab 06/02/22 11:30:38	19

	clever “There must be another door, after the hand dryer goes off there’s no one in there…” 11/01/22 13:10:13	3 19
And they've pissed all over the floor! --Mark Wilson
	“We need new mugs, there’s a little nick in this one.” 15/12/21 8:25:37	19

	"Tickets were twenty quid each but let's party like it's Â£19.99" 19/11/20 12:43:50	2 19
That's a Princely sum. --Karyn Harrison
	I prefer live music. 18/09/20 10:06:49	19

	"Sorry for squinting, sons in my eyes." 03/07/20 19:05:12	19

	creative "I'm not really a big drinker." 13/08/18 19:13:54	2 19
I think we need more understatement at this site: YOURS is a wonderful example, (and very dry). --Greg Curtis
	“You won’t be able to walk for a few months…” 17/10/24 11:12:47	18

	Login 11/06/24 11:05:50	18

	“…. You do not have to lay anything but anything you do lay…” 30/01/24 12:12:34	18

	“Bumping into your parents on holiday is bad enough…” 04/12/23 8:03:22	18

	lol “Dave’s just ordered a new Mercedes with his sales bonus, is your husband still writing captions for a living? What does he drive?” 29/11/23 12:04:58	18

	lol When you’re 37 minutes into your new diet and already hallucinating. 26/11/23 20:07:03	3 18

	“Name two things you couldn’t get when you were 16.” 24/11/23 20:25:44	18

	lol “9 lives my arse.” 06/08/23 7:01:56	18

	clever Her body was discovered in a Subway. 13/12/22 22:49:05	1 18

	“So how much of the house is yours following the divorce?” 23/11/21 8:12:35	1 18
Break it to him gently that his husband owns the recycling bin as well. He can stay there for the time being until he can find somewhere better. --Glyn Evans
	lol "I don't think Nan has much confidence in your crossbow skills " 23/06/21 11:10:23	1 18
It's not so much the crossbow as he's cross-eyed. --Willie Johnson
	"More hop, less scotch." 09/04/20 8:34:32	18

	Baste on a true story. 02/04/20 19:09:44	18

	creative clever x2 She refused to let her weave past 24/02/18 12:22:20	18

	"Neigh comment" 29/09/17 19:02:17	2 18
Perhaps he's too hoarse. --John Glover
	lol creative Scribling Rivalry 16/11/16 21:37:18	5 18
Good caption but what about 'Scribbling Rivalry' ? --Smuldo
	“Dad was a workaholic but we saw him every 6 months.” 30/07/24 11:02:56	17

	“Forget Elmo, Cookie Monster’s been blue for years.” 08/07/24 14:51:30	17

	Benthouse Apartment. 22/04/24 7:02:57	17

	“You can take the steering lock off the bagels now too.” 12/03/24 8:29:34	17

	“I knew we should’ve read the small print on those donor cards.” 19/12/23 23:35:33	17

	clever Pirelli the Elephant 17/12/23 12:04:41	5 17
Pirelli-phant? --Willie Johnson
	lol x2 “I wish they’d shown me what the virgins looked like before I blew myself up….” 05/12/23 8:42:03, edited: 05/12/23 11:25:40	2 17

	“It’s just puppy fat.” 04/12/23 12:00:26	17

	Sealed with a piss. 10/10/23 11:05:00	17

	clever x2 “Shun of a Bic!” 17/09/23 7:06:22	1 17
Cool bit of wordplay this. Nice one. :) --The Wolf
	“A gift from my feller.” 24/08/23 11:53:23	17

	creative x2 Glazer: It’ll be £100 but you’ll need a special coating which will be £350. 25/05/23 19:07:05	17

	‘Although there was some blood the paramedics found a strong pulse.’ 14/04/23 19:48:56	17

	Meal Deal 27/03/23 7:01:39	17

	Please give up your seat for middle age passengers. 26/03/23 11:30:26	17

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last comments (total: 464)

I didn't find this caption hilarious or naughty. Instead, I think it's the most wonderfully bittersweet caption I've ever seen on this website. A caption that can be so many things to so many people is something special. I very much hope you win this month's prize.

Glad You Remember

07/08/24
4:32pm

comment on caption:
“…Elizabeth usually only counts to 20?” [C CaMel]

That's a great call, Glad You Remember. It's easy to fall into the trap of trying to define exactly what a reader gets out of a caption, but a caption that's open to interpretation is so much more powerful.

James Lennox

08/08/24
7:27am

comment on caption:
“…Elizabeth usually only counts to 20?” [C CaMel]

Congratulations C CaMel!

Dot Old

31/08/24
11:07pm

comment on caption:
“…Elizabeth usually only counts to 20?” [C CaMel]

Congratulations C. CaMel. I admit, it took me a while to get this one, but as with all
your captions, it turned out to be excellent. It definitely had many interpretations from
various captioneers. Great job!

Kathleen Ralph

31/08/24
11:22pm

comment on caption:
“…Elizabeth usually only counts to 20?” [C CaMel]

Loved this. Such a rich story in so few words. A perfect narrative caption. Well done, C CaMel.

James Lennox

31/08/24
11:30pm

comment on caption:
“…Elizabeth usually only counts to 20?” [C CaMel]

A caption of many layers. Congratulations, C Camel.