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	"Remember the advice from Ghostbusters, make sure the streams don't cross" 18/09/23 11:01:22	6

	Marie Pan-Amtoinette 22/07/23 7:10:59	6

	Dog Corleone 09/07/23 11:11:54	6

	"Grandad, when you said you were going to mop the floor with me, I didn't think you were being serious" 10/06/23 8:36:43	6

	Charlesboro 19/05/23 14:52:21	6

	"Seats you Sir!" 13/05/23 8:09:58	6

	It's important in life to aim high 18/03/23 20:38:57	6

	The Ice Squad 12/03/23 20:15:27	6

	Snap shot 05/03/23 9:39:54	6

	"We went out for a lovely day of motorboating" 04/03/23 9:31:00	6

	"Yeah, biting off the bottom like I do with an ice cream cone doesn't quite work in the same way" 31/01/23 9:17:44	6

	"I wish to complain about this toad I bought half an hour ago from this very boutique, it's croaked" 29/12/22 20:02:03	2 6
"No no he's not croaked, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable toad, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful flumage." --Crunchy Chords
	Dog Pray Afternoon 29/12/22 9:54:24	6

	"This is a no smoking area? Of course it was a no smoking area, before I got here" 29/11/22 20:00:19, edited: 29/11/22 20:00:32	6

	Trippin' 18/09/22 7:39:20	6

	The tortoise won because the hare was too busy shooting up and having a wank. 02/09/22 7:13:14	1 6

	creative "That's nothing. I've seen stranger things..." 10/08/22 19:02:51	6

	"Egg tu, brute?" 06/08/22 11:10:58	6

	How I got my bald patch 31/07/22 11:02:16	6

	"Ha ha! Missed me four times. You're a terrible shot. Is that the best you can do?" 12/03/21 8:14:34	2 6
Shooting Gullery --Troompa Loompa
	"You're a cheat..." the Hare accused the cyclist, stealing his helmet and holding it up high, "...you're no fucking tortoise." 18/07/15 11:16:16	1 6
The real reason the tortoise won. --Michael Monkhouse
	"I don't see Yoga Bear" 08/11/24 12:07:16	5

	Burn baby burn 25/10/24 19:09:33	5

	"The inmates have all escaped" "Why has No 29 stayed?" "He won't leave. He said if he does, he'd have to get a job and start paying rent" 11/09/24 14:21:06	5

	"It's a nice change from porridge" 22/08/24 7:00:47	5

	Setter 01/07/24 8:13:52	1 5

	Steer Trek 19/06/24 16:56:43	5

	They must have that explosive new bestseller in 29/04/24 9:04:29	5

	Stephen King's "Sit" 28/04/24 7:23:50	5

	Psychedelick 02/01/24 9:59:32	5

	"When you said piranha pedicure, I wasn't entirely sure, when you said complimentary wine, that was me sold" 21/12/23 12:10:00	5

	Nerves of steel 20/11/23 20:00:27	5

	"Tonight on Blind Date, we meet our three lovely contestants..." 22/10/23 10:32:17	5

	"It has been several weeks since my last confession..." "Yeah I know and I told you to fuck off last time as well" 18/08/23 23:23:05	5

	"How are you so shocked? This wasn't the same reaction I got from The Laughing Cavalier" 12/08/23 13:00:43	1 5

	"Bro, take all the time you need in the world but most barbers I know use scissors" 29/05/23 19:07:51	5

	"Does my bunting look big in this?" 22/05/23 19:09:08	5

	"Guys, the hole isn't big enough. When you release the catapult I'm gonna splat on the cave's ceiling" 13/02/23 20:09:30	5

	"Hey! I ordered a peanut colada but whatever this was, it was delicious" 11/01/23 12:05:18	5

	"The AIs have it" 14/12/22 12:18:26	5

	"Wayne, I'm not entirely sure about combining your skills in taxidermy with the light fittings" 03/12/22 8:11:33	5

	"Start up the motor Mum, we're all ready to water ski" 19/11/22 20:55:06	5

	creative The conservative Smith family live in the suburbs. ChopChop a travelling homicidal clown comes to town. Little do the family know about Germaine's days visiting circuses indulging in her clown fetish and that is why ChopChop is here. He's come to reclaim the kids he never knew he had. Time has been lost and John was considered the more suitable parent, but ChopChop wants his kids even if he has to hack them to pieces. The Smiths' lives will change forever as ChopChop teaches the Smiths the true meaning of being a "home wrecker". "Illegitimate" in cinemas this Halloween. 06/10/22 7:16:43, edited: 06/10/22 7:19:19	3 5
True. However, after you've been on caption.me for a while you begin to get tired of the same old puns/jokes. It's good that captioneers are inventive and try mini stories, poems etc. It helps to prevent the site from becoming stale and repetitive. --Dave Bryan
	clever The best defence against youtuberculosis 25/09/22 19:00:11	5

	"There's a bomb on the bus, don't go under 50 mph" "You've picked the wrong bus mate, this bus can't get over 50" 15/09/22 19:52:03	5

	"As I suspected, we're in a cult alright" "What makes you say that?" "Giving all of our money over to Leonard, the fact that he's not here, the chlorine gas..." 16/07/22 19:12:48	5

	When you clear out the kitchen cupboards, there's always something you find that you forgot about... 01/07/22 11:05:56	5

	Bermuda Triangle Mystery Finally Solved Nobody expects a huge fecking lamp post in the middle of the Ocean. 03/05/22 19:08:19	5

	"We're sorry about Hansel and Gretel burning you up in the oven, but o wise one please tell us where is it you keep the tin opener?" 31/03/22 11:02:17	5

	"Naw, it's nae gonna work Ewen" "How no? The bait's perfect" "Aye, but this isnae Loch Ness!" 18/11/24 8:09:21	4

	"I wouldn't mess with them, they're armed to the teeth" 10/10/24 19:03:52	4

	"It stopped saying "exterminate" after I headbutted it" 04/10/24 11:03:02	4

	High Plains Snow Drifter 29/09/24 19:01:15	4

	"That's one way to drive out of the underground car park" 30/08/24 19:02:58	4

	"You say that you're seeing cats everywhere and they're out to get you and you think that I'm a cat too? I believe you may be suffering from kitzophrenia" 24/08/24 19:09:50	4

	I prefer men, they have six packs 17/07/24 19:06:12, edited: 17/07/24 19:07:10	4

	Catdip 12/06/24 13:25:26	1 4

	Football flayers 27/05/24 11:09:03, edited: 27/05/24 19:00:44, suggested edits	4

	Chicken Run Over 05/04/24 11:03:40	4

	Frill Seeker 02/04/24 11:07:09	4

	Ponda 13/03/24 20:17:27	4

	See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Smell No Evil, Taste No Evil, Think No Evil 09/03/24 17:48:59	4

	Splitting Image 05/03/24 21:19:13	4

	The new orchids on the block 05/02/24 20:12:30	1 4

	Henri Catisse 09/12/23 12:06:51	4

	"You did a good job, that should explode when he switches the engine on. That'll teach him to make fun of women drivers" 10/11/23 20:04:54	2 4
I'm surprised he made it out in one piece. --Karen McDonald
	"The wheels on the bus get drowned and drowned" 08/11/23 15:58:45	4

	Orange is the New Snack 30/10/23 20:08:37	4

	"It's obvious that Sid's the odd one out, he's the only one wearing a balaclava" 16/10/23 7:15:15	4

	"Your fifteen minutes is up, now fuck off you pervert" 26/08/23 11:01:02	1 4

	"Rebuilding was fairly easy, we built around where the tornado dropped them all" 17/08/23 11:06:15	4

	"Darling, the babysitter's here!" 12/07/23 8:02:58	4

	"Let's roll" "Dangerous words to say to an alligator next to the sea" 27/06/23 19:07:42	1 4

	"Oh dear no! Something's gone a rye!" 21/06/23 15:12:41	4

	"I don't think assassins are going to fall for the princess's body double, boss" 20/06/23 7:40:15	4

	"This town used to be a hamlet" "I could never tell" 11/06/23 8:30:12	3 4
alas... --Peter Houle
	"Cutest suicide bomber ever!" 27/05/23 11:06:44	4

	"It's so annoying that I can't throw stones" 07/05/23 19:12:52	1 4
Voters might want to also consider 20:05:41 --James Lennox
	"We feed Pennywise all the McDonalds it wants. It gives the kids a headstart" 25/04/23 11:03:46	4

	"No need for the liver, the bean was more than enough" said a full Hannibal Lecter 14/04/23 19:04:30	4

	"Baby, it's coal outside..." 12/04/23 19:12:15	4

	"I can juggle using only my mind" 17/03/23 12:00:54	4

	Battle of the bands 02/02/23 9:14:37	4

	"Up me beam, Scotty" 23/01/23 20:04:16	4

	Pink Floyd's Another Buck in the Wall 22/01/23 16:06:37	4

	"I'm taking the car out for a taste drive" 12/12/22 10:52:11	4

	They met on PlentyofFish 24/11/22 14:01:58	4

	Must be the Bread Light District 04/11/22 8:55:52, edited: 04/11/22 9:30:17	4

	"Right lads, it's not a problem - what we need to do is install a roundabout here" 22/10/22 11:10:11	4

	Lean on me When you're not strong I'll be your friend I'll help you carry on...wait, you're heavier than you look, get off me you fat bastard 18/10/22 11:03:10	4

	"Is this I.T. support? We have no chairs. Could you please for the love of God bring us some chairs!? We're all getting sick of lying on the desks up here" 17/10/22 19:11:39	4

	"Excuse me, do you have a license?" "Yes" "A driving license?" 14/10/22 11:01:02	4

	"It's handy having a wind screen wiper for your specs" 24/09/22 19:02:48	4

	"Oh Grandma, what a big beard you have" said Little Grey Riding Shark 29/07/22 11:13:29	4

	Some owners let their dogs walk all over them 22/06/22 14:45:52	4

	Beagally Blond 13/06/22 19:11:44	4

	"Could you please read the first line again, but this time would you please take off your dog mask?" 13/05/22 7:10:31	4

	"More confiscated contraband from D Block, I've no idea how they managed to fit the dog inside the Kinder Egg Surprise toy capsule" 08/05/22 11:04:13	4

	"I am Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to one true emperor Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife and I will have my..." * Gulp * 27/04/22 13:37:06	4

	"That's a surprise" "What is it Mr President Sir?" "The station's still here, why hasn't it been shelled?" 16/04/22 7:27:58	4

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The hound of taskervilles.

[anon]

01/07/24
3:28pm

comment on caption:
Setter [Glyn Evans]

Yes, likewise with the vase of flowers.

Karen McDonald

02/08/24
11:12am

comment on caption:
That flower pot's annoying me. Chris please contact the ladies in the photo and ask them to move it more on to the table so it won't fall off. [Glyn Evans]

I bet that's why they've not moved it yet.

They're probably debating over whether it's a pot or a vase (although it's obviously a vase) and if they've been asked to move a pot, they can't possibly do that because it's a vase.

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