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Wear wolves

14/01/24 12:03:43

Time is Monet

07/11/24 20:07:21

lol

"Didn't I say to go before we got in the jacuzzi?"

03/04/24 19:05:31

"Mittens, what is your specialist subject?"

10/01/23 12:16:26

creative

"The milky bras are on me."

05/07/13 11:05:39

clever x2

"I don't know how I got burnt, I've had my sun screen on all day."

11/11/16 20:08:44

clever

"It's not you, it's me. I need space."

23/10/16 11:16:15

lol creative

Hey Kids! If you enjoy Milky, there's also Meaty The Amazing Abattoir Cow which comes with detachable parts and a bolt gun

16/07/21 7:06:13

lol

For some drivers, this makes no fucking difference.

31/01/14 8:13:20

T-reks

18/11/23 20:03:47

Heir Guitar

22/03/23 12:00:29

A Boing 747

19/03/24 8:02:27

lol

"We have reason to believe Sir, that you were driving and have swapped seats with Trixie to avoid taking a breathalyser test"

14/10/22 11:00:22

lol x2

Crutches won't stop Eric from doing the long jump.

02/04/16 12:10:04

Mary Poppins was always one for good conduct.

07/04/23 19:08:58, edited: 07/04/23 19:14:47

"We're returning these with our sincerest apologies they were somewhat damaged in the police ambush but on a lighter note we can tell you he died with his boots on"

15/03/23 12:04:57

"Gotta love a bit of improvised curling"

19/10/21 7:02:42

Fuck off, it's only September

22/09/21 19:02:31

"It's alright Mum, you push, I'll catch my sister"

18/02/21 8:25:23

lol x2 creative

"This silver hand came out the sky, pointed me out and said "It's you". I thought I'd won the lottery but all it did was f**k up my brolly."

07/10/16 7:24:31

"I go to all of this trouble stealing the moon and what do I find when I open the boot? No space"

06/09/24 19:08:57

lol

"E.T. no go home"

29/06/22 11:00:08

"What have you never seen a Piranha in drag before? I'm off to the Rio Carnival"

21/08/21 7:20:27

Love comes naturally, don't faucet.

21/03/13 12:05:27

Pack lunch

Thu 8:02:40

The Ewes Brothers

15/07/24 19:03:27

"These sausages give me flaccid reflux"

02/02/24 20:01:49

These beans are to die for

19/01/24 12:01:27

creative

"Once we get your signature sorted out we can put nine life insurance policies on you"

10/12/23 10:15:29

"Do not laugh fair maiden, giant tiddly winks is a very serious sport"

10/08/23 7:04:20

creative x2

"Which horseman of the Apocalypse do you belong to?"

"Global Warming"

22/11/22 9:27:23

Mona only modelled part time, her main passion was taxidermy.

20/09/22 7:03:06

lol

"You see that?"
"Yeah"
"It's the corner of the picture."

02/05/20 11:01:16

"Impressive, what else do you want to burn holes into?"

16/08/24 19:01:01

Terry's is better and a twentieth of the price.

28/07/24 8:47:10

Guynacology

11/06/24 19:10:43

"That's the last time I go down on someone who's vajazzled"

10/07/23 11:06:32

"Scalpel beats double telephone"

29/05/23 19:03:03

"Alexa, wipe my arse"

24/05/22 11:19:16

"Those flippin' shape blocks won't fit, I know what'll sort them out!"

10/04/22 7:07:30

creative

The Wisdom of Heinzsite.

07/07/14 8:36:00

lol

Chair Grylls

06/10/24 9:57:29

Body shock: When nose picking goes incredibly wrong

18/08/24 19:09:01, edited: 18/08/24 19:09:14

Dafospill

16/04/24 11:20:36

Cappybarrier

18/01/24 12:01:39

"I always thought they stuck to Quidditch, but it appears Hogwarts has a Rowan team"

07/01/24 20:22:51

Joy's on her monthly cycle

03/03/23 12:45:51

It must be brush hour

08/02/23 12:05:09

"Wow that's some power on next door's leaf blower"

09/11/22 20:00:12

Moggerheads

01/08/22 19:00:12

Manneking

11/07/24 9:18:55

Kate Moss

08/07/24 7:00:20

"I'd get my bike but if I do that giant hairy caterpillar might eat me"

02/01/23 13:06:19

lol

"That's amazing. I can see Jesus's face in one of Gulliver's sperms!"

06/05/22 14:42:09

The Ministry of Sill Walks

10/09/24 11:03:47

lol

"You say your house has mysteriously disappeared and this is all that's left of it?"

09/09/24 19:02:48

"That should put a stop to that bloody howling"

06/09/24 19:03:29

"I was in the Fast and the Furious, you say you were in E.T. ?"

26/08/24 7:12:55

Brief case encounter

06/07/24 8:38:56

"Is that a Kia?"

"No, we went to B&Q"

21/05/24 19:07:27

Tap Cat

21/05/24 11:00:22

The Mog

29/04/24 19:03:38

Til Ref Do Us Part

14/02/24 12:13:17

lol

"I take strong offence that this place infantalises men!"

"Shush Dean, otherwise they won't give you a carton of Um Bongo"

19/09/23 11:32:37

"Nobody ever realises that the PG in PG Tips stands for Pinot Grigio"

17/07/23 11:03:01

A shock to the cistern

16/05/23 11:12:19, edited: 16/05/23 11:26:55

"You'll regret this Superman!"

"No, I won't. I didn't want one before and I don't want a *ucking vacuum cleaner now"

04/02/23 7:27:50

"What do you expect? It's Subway"

03/02/23 12:17:39

The Cat that got the Cream, the Tuna, The Full Roast Chicken, The Liver...

04/08/22 11:10:42

Place of Warship

19/04/22 13:14:59

clever

Claus Encounters of the Third Kind

23/11/24 20:07:41

The Mona Giza

24/10/24 19:25:24

lol

"You're far too big for the stork to carry, you can make your own way!"

28/09/24 8:30:57

Lapin it up

11/09/24 19:10:03

Bright eyes and bushy tailed

26/04/24 11:01:25

"They must have been popular, they're all gone"

20/01/24 12:06:23

The Plane in Spain Falls Mainly on the Grain

24/12/23 20:07:53

Teach a man to fish and a bear will wait for the man to return from the river with that fish.

16/10/23 11:39:57

I wanted an authentic cinema experience whilst watching Top Gun, it's why I put in an ejector seat

25/08/23 11:28:07

"Gina's wearing frog's legs. The other models have got on kangaroo legs, flea legs, rabbit's feet..."

"It's the Spring collection, silly"

01/06/23 11:02:28, edited: 01/06/23 11:03:24

"What's that?"

"Summit"

07/01/23 20:10:33

Most won't survive

Many will fail

Not everyone can endure the sheer severity and intensity that is the ancient art of origami swan table napkin making

03/01/23 12:10:26

"We should probably help that swimmer being attacked by that alligator rather than filming the whole thing to post online later"

24/09/22 11:00:17

lol

"Oi, dickhead! Get off my tightrope! I'm walking here!"

24/03/22 12:16:30

Fuel Britannia

17/11/24 20:03:40

"Did you hear what happened to poor Elmo years after retiring from Sesame Street? All I know is they never found the rest of the body"

13/11/24 9:28:36

Over Easy Rider

16/10/24 11:15:38

The fly on the wall documentary ended abruptly

07/10/24 7:07:30

"I have all these potatoes but the question is what do I do with them? I don't fucking eat them"

07/08/24 7:04:47

PG or not PG?

23/04/24 15:02:40

Boar to be Wild

18/04/24 19:07:28, suggested edits

Baker's Dozing

25/02/24 20:03:52

Fonduvet

15/02/24 12:11:43

Scotland Farmyard

10/02/24 20:06:06

And Then There Was Nun

07/02/24 12:05:51

Frosta Del Sol

02/01/24 20:09:33

The driver's obviously not a smoker

29/11/23 20:14:46

This is a much more fun Nativity scene, Mr T brings Gold and Rosie and Jim bring a cat and a mystery knapsack.

18/11/23 8:47:49

"Why's her face fully lit up?"

"Well she's next to a Starr"

16/10/23 7:04:51

That catapult will never work

08/10/23 19:07:49