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Oh she's the same as me then. The Council owns mine though, once a year they just send a bloke round with a strimmer.
7:51am
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A lot of women don’t realise the implications involved if they go unshaven for even just a year. My misses didn’t shave ever, and now her hairy nether regions belong to the National Trust. She can’t even tidy it up a bit without getting permission from the Forestry Commission. Nightmare.
[Karen Oakenfull]
🤣 pmsl
5:01pm
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A lot of women don’t realise the implications involved if they go unshaven for even just a year. My misses didn’t shave ever, and now her hairy nether regions belong to the National Trust. She can’t even tidy it up a bit without getting permission from the Forestry Commission. Nightmare.
[Karen Oakenfull]
For more wonderful Fanny photos, don't miss Chris's new website, "X-Captions.me".
1:49pm
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Here’s the last known photo of the wonderful Fanny, managing to escape from the circus at last after 36 years. All thanks to a stolen Bicycle. In 10 minutes she’d be at the place where her secret boyfriend would be picking her up in his truck.
She had no idea that in 5 minutes, the tyres would release inbuilt fireworks before her being ejected 40ft in the air, surrounded by confetti and streamers, to the sound of a marching band.
She had no idea it belonged to a clown.
The circus paid for destruction of the nearby college.
[Karen Oakenfull]
Thank you 😊
2:02am
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More bones discovered in a car park. Believed to be the remains of Richard King, who disappeared in 1990 after complaining to the contractors that the tarmac behind his shop wasn’t level. [Karen Oakenfull]
Who's garden was overgrown and full of grass and reeds.
8:10am
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
He bought a new strimmer to make things look trimmer…..
8:23am
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
But all he did was to spread the seeds.
8:33am
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
“There once lived a gardener from Leeds…”
Who's garden was overgrown and full of grass and reeds.
He bought a new strimmer to make things look trimmer
But could now see Leeds so things were grimmer!!
8:35am
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
😂😂😂
8:38am
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]
Please no more puns, his heart pleads.
8:49am
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There once lived a gardener from Leeds… Who swallowed a packet of seeds It was more fertile grass When it came out his arse It also choked most of the weeds [Karen Oakenfull]