cancel

super vote: ( left this week)

now click a caption or

Karen Oakenfull

captions

"What temperature do you set the thermostat?"

cash prize caption contest

Stephen Bean 21/12/22 20:22:45

How you do feel about me writing captions 3 times a day for the rest of our lives?

cash prize caption contest

The Wolf 21/12/22 20:04:40

Do you like puns?

cash prize caption contest

Dave Bryan 21/12/22 20:02:57

"Will you marry me?" seems pretty crucial.

Paul Gledhill 21/12/22 20:00:12

Can you give a 90 minute blowjob? If not, what do you intend on doing quietly every time football is on?

cash prize caption contest

The Wolf 21/12/22 20:00:33

"My answer is Yes, but keep in mind this was Question #69, so your view of the telly will be partially obstructed."--Crunchy Chords

cash prize caption contest

Scrijjy Doo 21/12/22 20:00:25

"Do you have a big problem with having to curtsey in front of my gran?"

Mark Cowling 21/12/22 20:17:45

#1 Do you like questions?

cash prize caption contest

Al Overy 21/12/22 21:04:45

"Are we related?" A special version of the book was printed just for Norfolk.

Mark Cowling 21/12/22 20:20:22

'No' obviously being a no-no.--Al Overy

"How much is the dowry"?

Kenny Ireland 22/12/22 05:04:44

Also available, "101 Questions to ask Five Minutes into Every Movie" by My Wife

Mark Cowling 21/12/22 20:33:48

"Do you mind if I fart in bed?"

cash prize caption contest

Stephen Bean 21/12/22 20:29:33

Have you or any of your family ever voted for the f-cking Tories?

cash prize caption contest

Dave Bryan 21/12/22 20:28:50

"Have you ever said no when you were asked to get engaged?"

Tony Edwards 21/12/22 20:20:14

What did you say your name was again?

Ed 21/12/22 20:10:25

Question No. 42: Are you totally settled on this gender?

John Harrison 21/12/22 20:02:55

Question No.30: Are you sure that will clear up with ointment?

John Harrison 21/12/22 20:01:29

Anal on birthdays?

cash prize caption contest

The Wolf 21/12/22 20:00:09

That's disgusting, Glyn ... it should be "who's penetrating whom?"--James Lennox

# 101. Oh, and when are you gonna tell your husband?

cash prize caption contest

Greg Curtis 21/12/22 22:33:47

Edited 22:35:25

Will you keep your hand under your armpit during sex to comically disguise any queefing?

cash prize caption contest

The Wolf 21/12/22 20:33:23

Edited 20:33:56

Do you have a sister?

Ed 21/12/22 20:14:41

What's your name?

cash prize caption contest

Scrijjy Doo 21/12/22 20:06:49

What do you think about Donald Trump?

cash prize caption contest

Scrijjy Doo 21/12/22 20:01:13

Check you have the same venereal diseases.

cash prize caption contest

Stephen Bean 21/12/22 20:00:52

"Can I carry on sleeping with your sister/brother?"

cash prize caption contest

Stephen Bean 21/12/22 20:00:20

Is your mother alive?

cash prize caption contest

The Wolf 21/12/22 20:00:17

Do you like Dalmatians?

cash prize caption contest

Vanessa the Guesser 21/12/22 20:00:10

To edit / delete / comment on a caption, begin by clicking the caption text