Taco Bell-end

28/12/22 23:24:42

Your shipment from Colombia has arrived

31/12/22 9:25:36

Your grandfather is a bit twisted

01/01/23 23:28:02, edited: 01/01/23 23:28:15

Just roasting my nuts on the fire

16/12/22 8:02:04

Farmers prepare themselves for the next wave of vegan protests

06/01/23 8:15:43

There's been a murdeer

23/12/22 20:00:52

This is all my insurance policy would cover, they said it's due to Elf & Safety

30/12/22 9:41:01

My wife says I talk too much and never listen... or something like that

22/12/22 12:13:21

What did you say your name was again?

21/12/22 20:10:25

Purranormal cativity

19/12/22 22:01:28

Happy birthday mum, I saw this and thought of you

19/12/22 16:58:50

"I wouldn't be seen dead wearing that"
"You ARE dead!"

17/12/22 8:20:53

It's a trap! Have you never heard of puss in boots?

16/12/22 8:06:05

Does my bum look big in this?

02/01/23 19:59:09

Light infantry tank

25/12/22 23:30:30

Do you have a sister?

21/12/22 20:14:41

Due to budget costs we couldn't afford a manger

21/12/22 5:35:25