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	NOW can I enter the Eurovision song contest? 12/05/24 19:03:15	19

	lol ''Wow. Who's that gorgeous-looking girl over there?'' '' She's called Medus-'' 09/02/18 12:32:37	1 18

	Are we there, yeti? 26/03/17 7:01:33	17

	Cobra meeting 10/11/24 12:00:16	15

	The people waiting on the next floor up were losing their patience. 27/10/24 8:15:34	1 15

	''Call that a slice? Don't be so stingy.'' 22/08/24 11:30:29	14

	cactarse 03/04/24 11:01:24	14

	''Where exactly did the jellyfish sting you, Mr. Smith?'' 17/11/22 13:06:18	14

	The Tortoise and the Flare. 23/09/24 19:00:20, edited: 29/09/24 10:15:53, suggested edits	1 13

	Bruce wee 22/06/24 19:15:56	13

	''That mannequin was a bargain. I even got a quarter back.'' 22/01/18 20:37:41	13

	British intelligence had been talking about bum pin Hitler off for some time. 19/06/17 19:58:32	13

	Smart Arse. 11/06/24 11:03:23, edited: 11/06/24 11:05:25	12

	Three prunes wins 100 sheets. 28/03/24 12:01:48	12

	creative When urine love with a beautiful woman... 24/08/22 8:45:33, edited: 24/08/22 8:45:58	12

	creative clever Firefly 19/01/17 22:49:23	12

	When the midwife produced a candle, the baby's face lit up. 19/12/16 20:53:42	12

	lol ''Dad, do you know the Piano's on fire?'' ''You hum it, son, and I'll play it.'' 25/07/22 11:16:39	11

	''I already told you, Watson. I live on Baker Street.'' 16/08/24 19:02:56	10

	Bought my aunt a cute pug yesterday. Ah, those googly eyes, the squashed nose, wrinkles, but never mind, the dog still likes her anyway. 30/01/18 12:38:05	10

	clever Joseph to God: ''What good is a coat if I have nowhere to live?'' God: ''Okay. Let me think about it...'' 30/10/17 9:45:33	10

	Fly fishing. 19/10/17 19:32:59	10

	I think my iphone has been haka-d. 09/10/17 19:26:23	10

	clever Smearrings. 20/08/17 20:00:41	10

	Salvador Dali's little known painting, 'The persistence of 21 Tottenham Court Road,' went up for auction today at Christies. 04/05/17 11:41:28	1 10
I heard it went down for auction --Mr Dome
	clever ''Darn. Use by 10th April 1961.'' 12/04/24 19:02:07, edited: 12/04/24 19:08:45	9

	There was no chance of drowning in the pool as it was only 1 foot deep. 17/11/17 12:25:53	9

	lol clever ''I'm very sorry if I've given you the wrong impression, senor Alvarez, but I can only offer you a platano relationship.'' 01/10/17 12:22:18	1 9
Ah, I've just got it (had to look up platano). Clever! --Pussy Galore
	''So Tony. How did your girlfriend react to the engagement ring inside the bowl of mushy peas, routine?'' 22/04/17 8:39:37	9

	Cat got your tongue. 16/08/16 7:01:09	9

	The Lion sips tonight. 19/07/16 19:10:49	9

	''Any minute now he'll repeat that joke about the bill coming to 25 squid.'' 22/06/24 8:17:41	8

	Now all I need is a loafer bread 31/05/24 11:10:30	8

	Bring your own Peppa. 13/12/17 20:07:30	8

	What Ronnie Corbett would've looked like with a beard. 18/11/17 13:56:21	8

	White whine. 18/10/17 12:54:19	8

	Cockachew. 16/08/17 19:10:56	8

	The Russian ladies synchronised swimming doubles team just before shaving. 21/07/17 15:08:08	8

	lol The rest of the village got fuck all. 16/12/16 20:05:14	8

	Stashhound 13/09/24 7:00:59	7

	''How's that new pet snail you brought over from Fukushima doing?'' 24/07/24 11:05:34	7

	''I really don't think 'we're seated on a bench' has quite the same ring to it as 'we're walking in the air,' - do you?'' 19/07/24 19:12:11	7

	''You do know that's a filthy habit?'' 03/06/24 13:28:08	7

	''It's only a balloon, son, stop your blubbering.'' 11/06/18 9:05:29	7

	This valentines, Say it with roaches. 15/11/17 12:14:04	7

	Blow-up dell. (nod to 12.59) 10/09/17 14:26:50	7

	Bird: ''Hey fella's, watch out for the worms round here, they're lethal.'' 24/08/17 11:04:22	7

	Happy yellow spider day! 05/06/17 7:55:44	7

	They could both do with another coat. 24/04/17 7:46:58	7

	Welcome to Bath. 04/02/17 13:56:20	7

	''How come I could never do anything like this with my old Spirograph?'' 01/12/16 21:25:05	7

	As you can see quite clearly here, it's very difficult to tell if this is Hillary Clinton or her stand-in. 15/09/16 11:47:09	1 7
Might be her hat stand ? --Polymorph
	This is Saudi Arabia. Road rage crime will NOT be tolerated. 29/06/16 11:51:10	7

	creative That road rage guy will never give me the finger again. 07/06/16 8:36:23	7

	''I told you. It was definitely the two Labs. Didn't you see them downstairs looking all smug with those chainsaws?'' 12/10/24 7:02:58	6

	For those who have a monster appetite. 06/10/24 11:01:04	6

	''Thanks for the lovely poem, William...'' 12/09/24 7:07:42	6

	''Darn. I forgot my Bird's custard.'' 12/08/24 19:02:35	6

	lol ''Earl Grey?'' ''No, Frankenstein's Monster.'' 17/07/24 9:08:01	6

	The gratest snowman 06/07/24 19:02:48, edited: 06/07/24 19:03:54	6

	Whoever built that gate must have lost their train of thought. 06/06/24 19:11:23	6

	Rose-tinted asses 04/05/24 8:43:49	6

	Tuk-tukking into lunch. 03/04/24 9:39:58	6

	Can't see the hood for the trees. 08/11/22 12:35:09	6

	''How did you get that plaster on your forehead?'' ''Over the top of the cone.'' 30/09/22 7:59:28	6

	''Cheer up, there's always hoop.'' 26/02/18 8:29:21	6

	Four 'waiters.' 02/02/18 10:21:17	6

	...Bought a new inflatable dalek on obey. 03/09/17 19:59:34	6

	Great book of pranks 49.. How to trick your grandfather into reading a newspaper with no print. 17/08/17 11:10:16	6

	The car owners had left a CD of Mariah Carey for the dog to enjoy while they went shopping. 30/04/17 20:27:39	6

	''Yes. They're definitely much softer since I started using furry liquid.'' 14/04/17 20:16:33	6

	'Fab' view. 06/01/17 14:29:47	6

	Iphone home 07/10/24 19:00:39	5

	That's a coo hat, bro. 03/10/24 19:02:38	5

	Only works with Wi-fly 22/09/24 19:02:03	5

	Watering Cannes film festival. 21/09/24 19:00:31	5

	'I know, yeah. I had the exactly the same trouble building my son's hotwheels track.' 22/10/22 13:38:06	5

	''Ask yourself, Puss, 'do I feel fluffy?''' 05/10/22 9:04:26	5

	The rain in Spain, falls mainly on the Great Dane. 14/08/22 19:03:13	5

	''You do realise, once we get home with that ONE solitary can of felix you have in your basket, that I will have to eat you, don't you?'' 04/08/22 14:51:35	5

	Giant's Pawsway, N.Ireland. 27/07/22 8:38:11	5

	''Good morning ladies and gentlemen. This is your new captain speaking. Please bear with me as this is my first day in a new job. If you have any questions please feel free to ask me personally. My name is Boris.'' 07/07/22 11:17:51	5

	Kids today. Where are their brains? 30/06/22 7:24:02	5

	When they grew up, the Li Po twins were going to be famous tap dancers. 10/06/18 19:03:43	5

	The hiding plaice. 10/06/18 11:37:00	5

	''Let's all do the conga...'' 01/06/18 8:12:07	5

	Is that a newly-discovered Constable painting? 13/02/18 11:31:19	1 5
Probably worth quite a bit of Monet --Mr Dome
	In spite of losing everything he had, the incredible shrinking man simply refused to give up his guitar. 11/02/18 21:03:46	1 5
Daft. Love it :) --Mr Dome
	''Jamaica doll?'' ''No. I bought it on ebay.'' 21/01/18 9:40:07	5

	That dog is clearly a pecan-ese. 28/11/17 21:23:50	5

	Dem bones, dem bones, dem..drive bones. 01/11/17 13:25:29	5

	Maria was fed up. She has worked herself to the bone and all for what? 14/10/17 11:43:32	5

	''Ahem!! Fellow villagers of the damned. Has anybody seen my children?'' 09/10/17 8:07:35	5

	''Rob, I'll never speak to you again. You knew perfectly well that was Iain Duncan Smith back there. Why did you swerve to avoid him?'' 11/05/17 20:03:56	5

	Honey. Can you pass the Don King sauce, please? 24/03/17 14:48:34	5

	Interstellar artois. 23/02/17 20:52:56	5

	'''Do not spin dry.' WTF does that mean?'' 03/02/17 9:36:05	5

	Twenty minutes waiting for the cycle to finish for just three pairs of underpants and a tank top. 12/12/16 11:36:02	5

	Dog shelter 29/08/16 7:06:31	5

	Is that where the bloke from Sparks ended up? 31/07/16 19:51:21	5

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last comments (total: 33)

Volte-face. Not my finest moment I grant you.

Karen McDonald

14/04/24
7:37pm

comment on caption:
''I really hope I receive more volts on caption.me this week!'' [tony kelly]

There are 10 though, I'm only saying in the interests of accuracy.

Karen McDonald

14/07/24
6:29pm

comment on caption:
Cat o'nine quails [tony kelly]

What about the five in the cat's stomach? Do they count? 🤔

Glyn Evans

14/07/24
7:16pm

comment on caption:
Cat o'nine quails [tony kelly]

No, because you can't see them. That would be like having a caption of a dog and cat laying side by side, with just the cat's tail showing, and someone placing a caption saying "Like a dog with two tails" only there were two cat's tails. And someone like me pointing out there were two tails, and then someone like you saying "Oh, what about the other cat the dog has eaten?"

Karen McDonald

14/07/24
7:21pm

comment on caption:
Cat o'nine quails [tony kelly]

I'm giving it a vote out of nostalgia - I hadn't heard that one for 60 years!