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Flame 'n co

19/05/18 7:30:21

There's often trouble at the US Midget Open Golf Tournament.

25/04/18 11:23:23

That was one hell of a stag night.

15/04/18 12:13:10

He seems to be dribbling more than usual.

31/03/18 19:39:14

William Yell

25/03/18 19:00:10

clever

Dances with Wolves

15/03/18 21:17:00

Menicure

15/03/18 12:02:35

Game birds waiting to step on the scales at Weightwatchers.

02/03/18 21:03:06

Rugby Communion

25/02/18 20:00:12

Apey McCoy

23/02/18 20:58:31

"Err no I'm not afraid of spiders.."

16/02/18 20:08:05

"Fancy a quick bite? No ties."

14/02/18 21:28:56

Fake chews

10/02/18 21:35:08

Eradicate your halibutosis today

08/02/18 20:00:22

Is this the dimmer switch?

01/02/18 12:07:38

Girls always go to the bog in twos

14/01/18 20:06:35

I love a good tap dance with my plumber.

13/01/18 12:10:32

"Late for school, sir?"

06/01/18 8:02:30

Dave was cock-a-hoop to be getting a new bride.

04/01/18 8:01:30

Nigel was dreading Burns Night.

03/01/18 8:32:36

There was something else here earlier, but that was stollen.

26/12/17 14:13:18

A masterpiece from the Tat Modern.

18/12/17 9:57:26

She wants to be careful someone doesn't Thumper

14/12/17 12:07:53

It's an old recipe of Fanny Craddock's.

10/12/17 20:12:33

I also have a little junk in the trunk

08/12/17 13:01:33

Your plaice or mine?

02/12/17 12:00:34

A Turkish leerer

22/11/17 8:18:27

The Hippocratic oaf.

16/11/17 8:05:21

L'Oréal - Because you're bird shit.

10/11/17 20:17:14

"..and for the main course we're having cock au vin".

06/11/17 8:17:21

Looking a bit forlawn?

03/11/17 9:28:21

One of Jamaica's famous Bobslay team.

29/10/17 13:54:48

Poor thing, she needs a sorcerer of milk.

29/10/17 8:09:07

"I don't need a personal trainer, tar very much."

28/10/17 7:32:09

I bought my boxing gloves from the Spar shop.

21/10/17 19:22:48

Too tight? Better take a rein check.

21/10/17 12:17:08

Mein Kampfomile.

16/10/17 11:00:40

Poulet vous coucher avec moi?

07/10/17 7:25:17

Beauty Sleep and the Beast

04/10/17 7:35:15

No Peking

08/09/17 13:44:47

The Tour de France leader had become a little disorientated

06/09/17 19:44:06

Parenthood can be a balancing act.

22/08/17 19:08:54

Kevin couldn't stop reading his kindle.

21/08/17 7:32:31

Tongue and Groove

16/08/17 11:01:15

Once more unto the breeches, dear friends, once more

12/08/17 20:38:57

A woman can never have too many handbagels.

12/08/17 11:00:44

He's obviously not a complete idiot.

07/08/17 11:03:37

Fortunately the vicar is a man of the cloth

25/07/17 19:06:25

How to assemble flat pack furniture: An illustrated guide

18/07/17 19:12:27

No, they look like £5 ones.

09/07/17 7:01:22

Spit or swallow?

08/07/17 11:01:35

"I always feel like some body's watching me".

01/07/17 12:09:03

Some of the German guests with rooms above ground floor were determined to secure the best sun loungers.

22/06/17 20:51:30

Hi honey, I'm home!

21/06/17 19:01:59

British Quail

10/06/17 7:01:31

Sorry, I can't think of a constructive caption.

04/06/17 12:03:44

I don't find this offensive but a veggie might.

28/05/17 19:13:10

Oh dear. Dad was slicing cucumbers in his underpants again.

16/05/17 19:15:53

"I usually have loads of dates first", she giggled.

15/05/17 19:17:13

This driver is unaware he has 24 unread messages.

12/05/17 8:15:06

Johnny was a bit of a doe nut.

08/05/17 11:07:41

What a dreadful hat.

07/05/17 7:01:19

Yes, it's Eurovision time again

05/05/17 7:31:30

It'll take a lot of Monet to put this right.

01/05/17 8:13:35

"Let's test out the motion sensor".

30/04/17 19:19:35

Jedwardian

24/04/17 19:04:46

One of the less appealing English Heritage sights.

18/04/17 12:07:21

Sarah had remembered to pack all her beauty equipment and make-up. Her clothes were just stuffed in her hand luggage.

16/04/17 11:46:21

The saddle on my new bike is a bit long, I can't reach the handlebars.

06/04/17 11:03:10

He's using No More Gales

24/03/17 20:49:37

Fortunately I'm off my flaming rocker.

23/03/17 8:04:28

Crouching Tiger, Ridden Wagon.

19/03/17 21:18:56

"Has he got the stupid gene?"
"No but he's a carrier."

09/03/17 16:42:12

"Remember Granny, no tongues".

06/03/17 20:17:10

I don't think my Hoover is as good as it used to be.

04/03/17 20:52:05

Pussy Tat

25/02/17 20:41:30

Woolstock

24/02/17 8:01:02

Arthur's car had an excellent track record.

22/02/17 8:23:10

Verdict: Insecticide

20/02/17 20:00:57

Nigella warms her buns before kneading her fluffy white baps.

12/02/17 20:56:10

"Darlings, did you remember to take your baby sister out of her drawer this morning?"

08/02/17 12:10:26

"Frankie, I didn't know you liked dressing up!"
"Nor you, you dark horse".

22/01/17 20:05:31

It wasn't the first time he'd been on top of a Blue Nun.

18/01/17 20:49:33

When the going gets tough, the Gruff get going

17/01/17 8:00:54

Van's Best Friends

07/01/17 20:09:35

Groatesque

07/01/17 8:04:22

Vlad the Inhaler

04/01/17 12:04:10

Mr Potato Head

27/12/16 8:06:51

The Grin Reaper

26/12/16 8:02:48

Yule log

25/12/16 8:31:57

"I'm so glad it's Christmas Jumper Day tomorrow, I'm sick of these stripes".

15/12/16 12:02:28

It wouldn't be the only time in his life when he'd be forced down the aisle

15/12/16 8:11:24

Looks like Gulliver's back

07/12/16 8:00:47

"GLUG, GURGLE!", spluttered Warwick Davis as he took his dog out for a morning stroll.

05/12/16 9:00:46

Desperately Seeking Sushi

04/12/16 9:54:09

Climbing Holidays - Atoll Protected

30/11/16 12:53:52

Forrest Hump

25/11/16 21:21:36

Titrope Walker

15/11/16 8:19:45

Mardi Bra

05/11/16 20:00:23

The Mystery of Velma's Missing Kneecaps

27/10/16 19:11:58