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Dim some people.

16/02/17 8:17:37

Fastenating!

08/02/17 8:01:08

"Yes, very nice Nurse. Now could you file it under 'B' please?"

07/02/17 8:01:01

Something hairy and a didgeridoo - can you tell what it is yet?

31/01/17 20:03:17

Racing Pigeons

28/01/17 9:45:42

Gogglebox Special - Burns Night

19/01/17 20:04:14

Livery Stable

24/12/16 12:13:35

Behind the stable lay the pigs in blankets

24/12/16 12:02:03

The foxgloves are shooting up early this year

24/12/16 8:27:04

🎵 Have yourselfie a Merry Little Christmas 🎵

23/12/16 8:49:42

Jack was eager to sample the food on the Virgin train

05/12/16 20:22:31

Jilly Goolden-Retriever

29/11/16 20:07:00

Don't rein on my parade

26/11/16 12:09:53

Bugsy Alone

18/11/16 20:25:01

"Can I colour your face next Mum?"
"Yes, if you can keep within the lines".

16/11/16 20:06:31

Boney Em

09/11/16 8:01:14

David Attenborough introduces fans to the Starfish

02/11/16 12:01:44

Staying in was no walk in the park.

06/10/16 7:26:12

"If you think I'm going on that, you can bog off".

05/10/16 19:02:04

Purple drain.

01/10/16 19:00:24

Google Street View

29/09/16 17:54:28

Wedding Crasher

28/09/16 19:03:16

Adding fool to the fire

28/09/16 7:59:43

Many bands make light work.

26/09/16 17:33:33

The Big Bang Fear-y

26/09/16 7:00:33

Glamorous granny competition - all proceeds go to the kneedy.

23/09/16 15:41:56

She'll soon see the Stork.

19/09/16 19:16:44

This time she agreed to her hubby's request to get a stripper in.

19/09/16 11:10:29

Bill from the Water Board.

16/09/16 7:11:12

Flies and Dolls

11/09/16 8:44:06

They were only there for the back-sacks and craic

08/09/16 19:29:05

Ann Droid and the Cyborg sisters.

08/09/16 7:09:45

Sensational new rock band - The 300 Degrees

08/09/16 7:00:56

Jedward's mum was always up for it.

07/09/16 12:05:10

Knotty Ass - one of the ropier parts of Liverpool.

06/09/16 19:00:49

Game of Phones

03/09/16 8:10:07

Time to consult Tripadvisor - things to do

03/09/16 4:05:20

They might soon be twitching by the pool. Then they'd be in dire straits.

02/09/16 7:08:28

Fender blender

31/08/16 21:17:42

For those heavy days, use Always Ultra brake pads with Wings

29/08/16 19:24:37

Herb crawling

29/08/16 19:03:43

The grating pretender

29/08/16 12:02:49

The Wicker-basket Man

26/08/16 19:15:50

Primark home delivery service

22/08/16 11:09:46

Dave's mum forbade him to watch the Carrion films over Christmas.

28/12/24 8:11:37

The Pink Panther got Lynx for Christmas too.

26/12/24 8:52:40

From Queer to Eternity

22/11/24 8:04:57

An unhappy ending for this Fairy tale.

05/11/24 8:25:29

Just what England needs. Annette Smaller.

30/10/24 8:03:45

"Did you ask for corn relish?"

25/10/24 7:04:28

The Egyptian version of Where's Wally? is a lot easier.

24/10/24 19:10:19

I always thought ET was a bit dim.

08/10/24 7:10:39

In these hard times, many former guard dogs are now on the Dole.

05/10/24 19:36:21

Serviette Union

01/10/24 19:08:03

When trainee vets do caesareans.

27/09/24 19:06:35

Women all over the world pray they'll get the chance to sniff Ronald McDonald's trouser legs.

24/09/24 19:05:00

The apple of my i.

21/09/24 7:06:52

"Let's discuss the turnover."

21/09/24 7:02:37

Pillion talk

18/09/24 7:07:44

A worried Dave thought he'd just seen his wife cyclone past.

06/09/24 7:27:25

Wheymouth

21/08/24 7:18:38

"Well, hello! You do know that 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskers?"

14/08/24 19:04:17

"The Blair Witch Project? Is Tony bringing his wife?"

28/07/24 19:11:05

Dress down Fryday.

27/07/24 19:17:49

Dave enjoyed his after eight mince.

04/07/24 19:09:54

He must have a lot of butterflies in his stomach.

20/06/24 19:05:06

The latest Rodent Safety Campaign.

15/06/24 19:06:51

I soon realized that Nan had been sharing needles with a zookeeper.

15/06/24 11:11:05

"and don't forget, handbrake on and check it's in neutral."

14/06/24 7:10:13

Roy Hattersley takes a dip at Whipsnade Zoo.

09/06/24 19:08:19

Noisy neighbours should keep the volume down.

26/05/24 19:19:55

It's not always a good idea to share the tub when one of you is in the middle of a movement.

22/05/24 19:11:33

"Come on, it's only fair. I'll show you my crown jewels."

17/05/24 19:31:03

Fancy a drink later in the space bar?

11/05/24 7:02:18

"C'mon, any waterfall you like. Take your pick."

03/05/24 7:04:54

In less than a month, there'll be several reproductions.

26/04/24 19:03:58

When funeral directors want you to hurry up.

05/04/24 19:38:56

Coronation Chicken Street

05/04/24 11:15:21

Let me introduce you to my lady garden.

03/04/24 11:06:21

"I haven't got any money on me, it's all in the river bank."

02/04/24 7:35:41

This is a case for Dixon of Haddock Green.

02/04/24 7:32:44

"Mum, I've weed in them."

23/03/24 20:17:53

"Ooh look, they've spelled coffee wrong!" shouted Anon.

20/03/24 12:01:48

The loser was hopping mad.

19/03/24 20:05:22

The alternative to a bubble bath.

15/03/24 20:14:01

"It might be alright for squirrels, beavers and cubs but I'm not interested in joining the Scouts."

13/03/24 12:13:01

Dogs, not kids. He's firing blanks.

16/02/24 8:04:56

Size matters.

14/02/24 8:38:31

As she aged, she turned into a heavy rocker.

13/02/24 9:14:53

"Taxi for Hedwig!"

11/02/24 20:16:51

Anthea Redfern reserved her parking space with a Twirl.

09/02/24 20:23:24

Yule never walk down here alone

01/02/24 12:03:46

A&E staff were expecting a man with his penis stuck in a vacuum cleaner.

25/01/24 20:09:35

The Prince and Princess of Wails

10/01/24 8:06:50

"Attention all passengers - today's in-flight movie entertainment is Gone With The Wind."

06/01/24 20:21:05

Joseph: "When I said Hail Mary..."

01/01/24 8:03:53

...and they all lived happily heifer after.

30/11/23 20:10:28

🎵 Driving Drone for Christmas 🎵

29/11/23 20:07:08

Too hot to Handel.

14/11/23 20:42:14

Meet the Captioneers

This week - JOHN GLOVER

11/11/23 8:21:04