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Photos						3	#7	144	469	#7
Comments	23							355	671	#15
Forum Posts								15
Suggested Edits	2							3	6	#13

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Comments					1130	#8
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	Tiger's game has gone to pot 20/02/23 8:20:05	9

	Dressed to chill 04/01/23 12:11:49	9

	"OUR car, Sweetie. Not next door's." 04/01/23 8:06:27	9

	"I suppose we could climb over it." 07/12/22 20:55:19	4 9
This is a true story: Years ago I regularly ran with a group of about 10-15, mostly guys, starting at and ending a running shoe store. On one run we came to a 8-10 foot high fence with a gate and padlocks on the gate. One by one the guys climbed o... --Willie Johnson
	'Hm, it doesn't say whether it's okay to add a rubber duck, or not' 23/09/22 12:32:23	9

	"It's scratchy, Sharon, and so will I be if you don't remove it immediately." 02/07/22 7:36:16	9

	"Look after my drink, would you? Just gonna nip to the lamppost." 11/06/22 7:13:34	9

	Celebrity Gossip After a wild night out Pillsbury Dough Boy found wasted. 29/05/22 19:21:50	9

	Tiddler on the roof 24/02/22 12:56:49	9

	Soap opera 14/02/22 8:01:06	9

	Musical chair lifts 01/11/21 12:00:40	9

	"I told you, mate, you use too much aftershave." 28/07/21 19:22:25	9

	"Mother says we have to return to the convent" 08/01/21 12:04:40	9

	"HEY! Get your hands off my beloved. You'll damage the paintwork." 01/12/20 20:33:10	9

	"Excuse me, do you know where the nearest lamppost is, please?" 28/11/20 11:37:49	9

	It was really tricky calculating exactly how much the repair would cost. So far, at least ten packets of chewing gum. 11/07/20 12:23:16	9

	"Turn over, ladies, I also play the bazookas." 19/03/20 8:27:56	1 9
Some day lady you'll accompany me. --Scrijjy Doo
	Seconds later the bloke behind knocked her chair and she went arse over tit 21/01/20 8:07:01	9

	'Hmm, I bet it's full of carp' 20/10/19 9:12:53	9

	Blooming anarchist 14/10/19 19:38:02	9

	"Old man, would you like me to help you cross the road?" 17/02/19 10:18:48	9

	"We were victims of a property slump" 11/02/19 21:12:02	9

	He must be going to Bury 03/08/18 8:35:45	1 9
Beat me to it --Dan Nicholls
	'Kids should be seen and not herded' 09/11/17 8:20:15	9

	The final of 'Don't Step on the Cracks' was hotting up 27/09/17 7:50:47	9

	Andy's talking out of his backside again 16/07/17 19:13:33	9

	🎵Tow, tow, tow your boat gently down the street... 31/03/17 7:18:52	9

	"Don't trust her! She's always going back on her word." 11/02/17 12:28:27	9

	Caught short 23/01/17 8:24:36	9

	The black one is a higher car 01/11/16 8:13:54	9

	The speed Mr Timpson was cycling at really set the tongues wagging 24/10/16 19:20:38	9

	Old habits die hard for Michael Flatley 18/10/16 13:41:35	2 9
He liked a beachdance, but preferred Riverdance --Mr Dome
	Strange a tire 22/09/24 7:03:12, edited: 22/09/24 7:09:15	1 8
I'm too late on this one, but might've gone with "Despicable YE" --Johnny Goode
	Ugly kids? Problem solved. 31/08/24 7:13:41	1 8
Monday's child is Fair Isle of face. --Karyn Harrison
	"I'll give you a lift if you're too tired." 26/08/24 7:03:27	8

	creative "Cadaver 'L' please, Bob?" 18/08/24 19:16:07	8

	Monty Tom 07/08/24 7:33:08, edited: 07/08/24 8:05:14, suggested edits	8

	"Hey, Donald. You gonna follow us on your Duckati?" 22/05/24 11:50:48	8

	"Hahahahaha, they haven't got a clue what to do with them." 10/05/24 19:04:13	8

	"Ah, the call of nature" 04/05/24 7:47:48	8

	To wear a hat like that takes some bottle 24/03/24 8:06:10, edited: 24/03/24 8:10:55	8

	"Sorry, my son, I am listening. I've just had an all night confessional with Tina." 23/03/24 8:44:16	8

	A dump 09/02/24 8:38:03	8

	"Yes, Ellie, it does look big." 01/02/24 8:31:29	8

	"This rolling around in cowpats is awesome, Fido, and best of all we don't get bathed after." 05/11/23 8:43:58, edited: 05/11/23 8:45:52	8

	More blooming cats! 23/10/23 7:13:43	8

	Whoever hired this venue must have spent a pretty penny 19/10/23 7:09:58	8

	"Sometimes we like to get spruced up" 03/10/23 19:17:19, edited: 03/10/23 19:18:11	8

	"It'll be fun... of course you can manage without the internet for two weeks. GET IN!" 24/09/23 7:50:51, edited: 24/09/23 7:51:09	8

	Kit bag 03/09/23 7:08:43	8

	Back seat driver 13/08/23 7:34:06	8

	You won't be bowled over with it 08/07/23 20:59:06	8

	"This is Snowy enjoying a 10th life. Here at Forever Pets useful items are made by our taxidermists. Order yours today." 05/07/23 11:48:10	8

	lol "That's your problem, mate. Right hand side, stilts've snapped." 31/05/23 7:26:02	8

	Sometimes we all need a holiday to let off steam. 05/05/23 19:00:41	8

	Snow White REALLY needed to catch up on her beauty sleep 07/04/23 7:25:19, edited: 07/04/23 7:26:23	8

	Sound bite 30/03/23 19:08:48	8

	"Darling, be an angel and clear the path, would you?" 07/03/23 20:00:38	8

	I tried to nibble her ear. It was one of my rasher decisions. 27/02/23 8:08:50	8

	"Drink up!" 18/02/23 8:25:52	8

	These are not just eggs, these are S & M eggs 26/11/22 12:25:00	8

	"There was a positive to being amputated at the knees," said Dave. 04/11/22 8:01:22	8

	"Do you want me to cancel the appointment for your ingrown toenail?" 02/11/22 12:25:09	1 8

	He's even shorter than I thought he'd be. 07/10/22 7:34:51	8

	Yap for the NHS 30/08/22 7:07:41	8

	"It's useless. It has a hole in the bottom." 02/08/22 13:35:31	8

	Soled as seen 15/07/22 19:16:22	8

	"When did you last change your pads, luv." 13/07/22 7:22:22	8

	🎵 We're on the road to no wear 11/07/22 19:26:06	8

	"Sharon, smell this. I've just used the litter tray and it NEEDS cleaning." 09/07/22 11:22:42	8

	"Excuse me, the cat flap seems to be locked." 06/06/22 7:09:42	8

	The photo shoot took a dramatic turn when the photographer shouted 'Bottoms up!'. 26/04/22 19:35:36	8

	"...and for complete reassurance, all our aircraft mechanics are Blue Peter certified badge holders." 22/03/22 14:51:24	8

	People think he's a French bulldog but actually he's Finish. 20/03/22 13:33:35	8

	🎵 It's a dislocated hip to be square 🎵 19/02/22 8:14:22	8

	"Where's your crèche helmet?" 05/01/22 20:12:26	8

	Stuck up cow! 10/12/21 8:02:34	8

	clever Careful where you walk, you don't want to be in turd. 07/12/21 15:31:03	1 8
I've always thought it a shame that a certain series of comedy films never had one about sewage workers persevering: Carry On Undeterred. --Glad You Remember
	"...and what time do you call this to come home, stinking of sherry?" 06/12/21 8:19:55	8

	'Huh? I canardly breathe' 04/12/21 20:09:31	8

	That was a loud knock. I nearly jumped out of my skin. 27/11/21 16:35:28	8

	"Just give me the keys, lady, and this won't get violent." 24/11/21 12:04:32	8

	Mystery shopper 09/11/21 20:17:32	8

	She seemed a little disappointed with the Mr Nosey Coat Hook. 28/09/21 8:34:48	8

	...and this little piggy styed at home 13/09/21 11:22:03	8

	"That's for watching Call The Midwife without me." 26/05/21 11:03:24	8

	lol The driver was denying culpability but there were thousands of eye witnesses. 24/05/21 11:19:51	8

	The driver got the sack 24/05/21 11:10:57	2 8
He was given a proper roasting. --Karyn Harrison
	"Oh, come on, it was a foul. I can give you a list of reasons as long as my arm..." 15/05/21 7:56:02	8

	Reggie won first prize for his impression of Boris Johnson 08/11/20 9:02:27	8

	clever Eric Clapped-Out and Gary No-Moore 18/09/20 7:19:22	3 8
Scott Gore 'em and Demon Johnson? (Black Star Riders) --Willie Johnson
	Tom stalks his prey cunningly disguised as a snail 09/09/20 14:17:47	8

	"Oh, so that's what they do in privet?" 21/07/20 20:13:40	8

	🎵 The man with the child in his eyes 🎵 03/07/20 19:00:37	8

	Lockdown - Day 264: Wearing a hat to hide the state of my hair (Nod to 20:00:13) 25/05/20 19:00:42	1 8
Sorry Vivvy, and Troompa. Was waiting for the Lockdown - Day 26* saga to conclude before I voted, then missed the deadline. --James Lennox
	Idiot! He's not wearing safety glasses. 18/05/20 7:04:13	8

	Moments later he was involved in a nasty incident with a motorpike 13/05/20 7:15:45	8

	"Ha! Let's see Rover pee up this one..." 27/04/20 11:20:54	8

	Dennis just loved baking with Ganacher 20/04/20 7:17:07	8

	It can be excruciating watching The Extreme Dental Flossing Championship 09/04/20 7:28:43	8

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last comments (total: 312)

"Probably, I always seem to get pregnant in March."

James Lennox

15/03/24
8:34am

comment on caption:
"Might you be pregnant, Tina?" [Vivvy En]

Perhaps a nod to 08:04:45

[anon]

04/07/24
7:29am

comment on caption:
Food lovers [Vivvy En]

Yes, I guess you're right. Duly nodding to 8:04:45.

(caption author)

04/07/24
7:32am

comment on caption:
Food lovers [Vivvy En]

Monday's child is Fair Isle of face.

Karyn Harrison

02/09/24
1:40pm

comment on caption:
Ugly kids? Problem solved. [Vivvy En]

"Yes... but you must promise NOT to eat the cleaner, this time."

[anon]

12/09/24
4:50pm

comment on caption:
"So I've definitely got the dishwashing job then?" [Vivvy En]

I'm too late on this one, but might've gone with "Despicable YE"

Johnny Goode

24/09/24
9:58pm

comment on caption:
Strange a tire [Vivvy En]

"No... Pikachu'te."

[anon]

29/09/24
4:28pm

comment on caption:
Russell? [Vivvy En]

Indeed, X is a load of shit.

Molly R

03/10/24
12:36pm

comment on caption:
X [Vivvy En]

No buried treasure then Molly? 😂

Glyn Evans

03/10/24
6:59pm

comment on caption:
X [Vivvy En]

Thanks for the double edit, Steve. I like the second version much better. I was sitting here staring at the picture as Himself walked past. I asked him if he had an ideas and he said 'What the...'. I said 'Yeah, that'll do, thanks'. LOL

(caption author)

11/11/24
9:22am