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18/07/22 11:04:26 |
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Great caption. And Vivvy has very generously donated her prize back to the prize pool - thank you very much. --Chris Beach
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Thanks, everyone, for your kind words and funny comments. I'm so glad that James' caption was able to receive the recognition it deserved too, very worthy. And as always, thanks to Chris for all the work you do for us. Today begins a new month so we' --Vivvy En
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29/01/22 8:14:53 |
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Thanks everyone, you crazy bunch. You keep me sane, you really do. Thanks also to Chris - caption.me remains my favourite hang-out. And my gratitude also goes to Lizzie's dysfunctional family for providing us with excellent captioning material. --Vivvy En
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11/04/20 7:13:29 |
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Way hay! I'm starting to feel like a bit of a Captioneer now, need to work a bit on my consistency, lol. Thanks peeps, for all your votes and lovely comments. Thank you, Chris, for shining this here beacon of lightheartedness, where ... --Vivvy En
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"Might you be pregnant, Tina?" 15/03/24 8:19:44 |
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"Probably, I always seem to get pregnant in March." --James Lennox
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"I do hope Dave and Sandra are okay at the kennels." 29/09/22 7:27:36 |
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"Oh, that's better. I kneaded that." 03/07/21 19:36:21 |
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I love your captions, Vivvy. Lol. :) --Al Overy
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"You think you've got problems," said the potatoes. "They gouged our eyes out!" 12/01/24 12:18:23 |
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"Waking up in the gutter, lads, that was some stag do." 11/01/24 8:05:25 |
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"Do you mind...? I work nights, you know." 28/02/19 20:54:27 |
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There's a message in there somewhere 24/03/24 8:19:58 |
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29/01/24 20:15:59 |
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For those who like a flutter on a horse 12/05/23 11:31:52 |
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31/05/21 11:46:42 |
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Big thanks to Chris and also for the kind words from my fellow caption addicts. I just love being a part of this crazy creative community :) --Vivvy En
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When you wish you hadn't forgotten your wallet 25/03/24 12:02:10 |
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Sometimes, you just need to treat yourself to some new boots. 22/02/24 8:07:10 |
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The Lord certainly does move in a mysterious way 01/08/23 19:09:17 |
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"Why are you upset...? I said 'I'd give you a ring from Cartier'." 03/09/19 12:31:20 |
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Thanks to everyone for your kind comments and votes. I am reeling from the shock! To be in the captioners gallery is an accolade I truly never expected. I am honoured. A big thank you goes to Chris for providing this platform for us lovers of word... --Vivvy En
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Dave, a budding photographer, really hoped the bird would fly off so he could take a better shot 11/06/18 19:39:08 |
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Took me a while, just twigged it.Great caption. --John Glover
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I just hope she doesn't tread on Pooh 17/09/24 7:12:04 |
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"See THAT...? THAT is how you do a French manicure." 11/08/20 11:32:31 |
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07/07/20 11:06:54 |
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01/09/18 7:23:17 |
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Clearly they have some very bright pupils 30/08/18 19:25:06 |
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"...but Noah I've got TWO wives!" 21/09/23 19:08:05 |
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Putting the 'fun' into funeral 01/05/23 11:10:41 |
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"So tell me again. You bought a six inch strip of land and..." 16/07/21 11:23:16 |
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27/08/18 11:16:33 |
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"Mum... The dog's eaten all the cheese and pineapple 01/04/17 7:22:41 |
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Thanks, Pussy. It's my highest vote score to date. Thanks for the votes folks :) --Vivvy En
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"It's bleedin' uncomfortable." 06/10/24 7:41:42 |
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31/03/24 19:38:40 |
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"I'm not sure, Gerald. What's wrong with fifty shades of grey?" 25/07/23 7:02:40 |
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"I had a bad reaction to this and went to A & E. I waited ages to be seen." 05/12/22 20:27:40 |
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He's going to need a bigger newspaper 19/06/22 7:03:33 |
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"Dave, just give me back the salmon and we'll say no more about it" 23/05/21 7:41:39 |
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18/10/20 7:45:30 |
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"Would you do us a favour and fetch my stick?" 20/07/20 7:25:19 |
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I can't see the point of these 08/09/18 19:04:05 |
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"I tried a bottle and took a shine to it, polished it off." 23/09/24 7:44:53 |
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06/05/24 7:12:34 |
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They didn't let their terrible colds spoil the day. 05/04/24 7:22:29 |
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Dave was out canvassing for votes on behalf of the Conservatories. 07/05/23 19:13:37 |
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"It's octuplets again, Mrs Petrov." 18/11/22 8:00:12 |
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"Where did you get all your bling from?" 04/11/20 15:06:08 |
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30/05/20 19:49:04 |
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Not often seen in a Quality Street 14/08/24 7:06:51 |
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30/07/24 7:02:35 |
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08/02/24 20:06:09 |
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23/06/23 11:44:48 |
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"Nobody's gonna call me a couch potato." 08/05/23 11:00:13 |
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07/05/23 7:01:35, edited: 07/05/23 7:01:48 |
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Is that the Brollywood remake? --Karen McDonald
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"Now we have the x-rays we can clearly see there is no change." 06/11/22 8:38:34 |
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Try not to call everyone 'Dave'. 12/08/22 19:16:20 |
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Just call them all 'Bruce'. --Willie Johnson
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07/08/22 7:34:04 |
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25/01/22 8:00:50 |
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"I'll have to go, I'm out of lolly." 05/12/21 8:05:07 |
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25/06/21 19:03:42 |
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"You really should see a vet about that conjunctivitis." 20/04/21 13:08:41 |
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"Who lives there?" 16/02/21 20:00:25 |
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26/10/20 20:01:19 |
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Lol --Glyn Evans
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Dave's action shot was ruined by a bunch of dorks 01/04/20 7:16:50 |
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Still laughing at this 😂 --Karen Oakenfull
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I know the name but I don't recognize their faeces 07/04/19 19:13:06 |
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🎵 Sisters are doing it for their selfies 🎵 27/08/18 19:09:05 |
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"Anyone ready for craps in the lounge?" 22/08/18 7:33:16 |
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Dave's dad hadn't quite grasped the rudiments of 'Spin The Bottle'. 18/01/17 20:08:11 |
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🎵 These boots were made for walkies 🎵 22/05/24 7:17:29 |
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"Im guessing you don't comb here very often?" 06/04/24 19:05:19 |
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14/03/24 8:36:08 |
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There were no guests, it was a privet affair. 12/11/23 12:13:09 |
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06/10/23 7:17:03 |
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"Thanks, Gran. The jumper fits perfectly." 08/04/23 19:00:10 |
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28/03/23 11:02:26 |
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Best buds. Their relationship has really blossomed. 13/07/22 19:23:23 |
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'Fetch!? In these heels? You must be kidding.' 30/06/22 19:17:07 |
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Raj let out the biggest fart imaginable. It caused quite a stir. 06/12/21 20:36:29 |
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14/11/21 8:47:42 |
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"Sesame Street? Hmm, take the third left then it's first on your right." 24/07/21 7:04:45 |
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A prime example of why single-use plastic drinking straws were banned. 09/07/21 7:16:11 |
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"...and where did you grow up?" 27/05/21 19:34:51 |
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🎵 Always look on the bright cider life 13/01/21 20:23:51 |
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How to scare the crap out of a woodpecker. 29/10/20 20:49:55 |
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And lose an eye! --Karyn Harrison
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12/09/20 19:22:44 |
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'Wish I'd never taught them how to play games on their phones' 29/05/20 11:12:51 |
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He's become part of the furniture... 08/07/19 19:14:31 |
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"Love, you sure that new washing powder is colour-safe?" 16/06/19 19:39:27 |
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For the fashion-conscious deep sea diva 02/03/19 10:17:32 |
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19/01/19 14:14:59 |
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28/12/18 12:08:51 |
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"I tried lifting a mini once - I got slapped across my face" 07/12/18 13:35:03 |
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I guess he likes to get slapped across the face? --Molly R
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05/09/17 8:11:00 |
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"OMG! The snow plough's coming!" 06/12/16 8:08:11 |
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So, are you a leg or breast man? 09/09/24 11:24:47 |
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...and I've just been cured of my foot fetish 12/02/24 8:04:47 |
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"I think you were a brilliant Prime Minister, Liz." 22/09/23 9:21:53 |
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Would-be suitors should see how many loyalty points she has 07/09/23 11:54:31 |
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"At night, if we're really quiet we can hear the moths coughing." 23/08/23 7:27:46 |
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"That's the last time I sit on the top deck. I missed my bloody stop!" 15/09/22 19:03:06 |
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No, I would NOT like the matching trousers. 02/07/22 7:47:07 |
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Haircutting: In Three Easy Steps 18/06/22 7:13:24 |
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It was an unfortunate way to find out her mother had a prosthetic arm. 18/01/22 20:39:06 |
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Film at 11. --Scrijjy Doo
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Gingrich is relieved.
7:24pm
comment on caption:
Damn, it's ruined! I've forgotten the eye of a newt. [Vivvy En]
"Once you get injected your face stays the same."
Dog: "Why did you inject me right after you farted?"
9:24am
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"I'd like a full pedicure, please. And what can you tell me about Botox injections?" [Vivvy En]
Surely you mean, Babies are full of Love, news is full of Lies.
12:05pm
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Babies and the news - both full of shite [Vivvy En]
Also, it catches food, so he'll never starve.
11:01pm
comment on caption:
Albert may well look hideous but the positives are never having to wear neckties or worry about embarrassing erections [Vivvy En]
on your legs
6:52pm
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"Before you go out in public, I do wish you'd brush your hair." [Vivvy En]
In my opinion this would sound better if you put the Holly Golightly bit in the middle rather than at the end.
5:08pm
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Dear Mrs Grimshaw, unfortunately your audition for the part of Holly Golightly has been unsuccessful on this occasion. [Vivvy En]
I have changed it for you, Karyn. Actually that was what I wrote originally, so I guess it is more natural. Hoping Mr Winner doesn't object or I will have to revert. Thank you for your Super Vote
6:25pm
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Dear Mrs Grimshaw, unfortunately your audition for the part of Holly Golightly has been unsuccessful on this occasion. [Vivvy En]
You're welcome. Great caption. :)
6:30pm
comment on caption:
Dear Mrs Grimshaw, unfortunately your audition for the part of Holly Golightly has been unsuccessful on this occasion. [Vivvy En]
'Well I was thinking he obviously has the most enormous wanger, Ruby'
2:05pm
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"He's obviously got a small penis, Ethel" [Vivvy En]
She's also the original inspiration for Boaty McBoatface.
Always popular around the shipyards, she hammered in most of those rivets with her chin.
4:58pm
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"...and may God bless all who sail in her. I name this ship...er..." Oh lordy, I've forgotten the name. "I name this ship Floaty McFloat Boat." [Vivvy En]