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Forum Posts					7
Suggested Edits	2				2	3	#15
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lol creative x2 clever 29/06/23 19:00:15		32


creative clever x2 27/09/22 19:00:12, edited: 02/10/22 5:21:37		22 30
Wow!! Cheers for the kind comments, everyone, and especially to Paul (the Finder), and to James, John L, and Glad (the generous Super-voters) as well as Vincent for his early praise. So many great captions this past month! I feel sorry to have pip... --Crunchy Chords

26/04/19 13:59:11		24

	lol 🎵 “It's such a wondrous night, The moon and stars are shining. I know my voice is shite, I've paid you, stop your whining.” 🎵 06/12/23 20:01:11	5 20
Challenge accepted, Julia.🎵 “It's not entirely my faultMy songs sound like gargled phlegmI'm trying to sing from music notesThat have a backward stem." 🎵Anyone else want to have a go? --Crunchy Chords

creative x2 03/10/22 19:00:50		2 20
Cheers, anon! :^) --Crunchy Chords
	"I feel like people treat me differently because of the colour of my skin." 27/08/21 19:08:39	20


05/09/18 19:00:08		20


lol clever 07/02/18 15:38:41		20

	clever Left tenants 29/08/24 19:05:30	19

	lol "Gynaecologist?" "Close. Pussy doctor." 05/11/19 8:01:50	1 19


creative 08/09/18 7:00:18		19

	lol x2 “Wait, what if I remove a redundant secondary sort from the SQL query? That could give me a massive load performance improvement!” “Ohh, I love it when you talk dirty, Chris Beach.” 15/08/24 19:02:08	1 18


25/06/23 19:00:32, edited: 03/07/23 23:33:36		18

	clever "MUM! I'M 26 YEARS OLD, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN TO KNOCK?!!" 28/02/20 20:00:06	18

	clever Due to a missing letter, the company must now try to sell 1000 boxes of Kellogg's All-Bra. 15/12/19 8:00:12	1 18


lol 02/08/19 19:00:38		3 18
I was too slow putting on my Poppins caption but I think yours could stay considering how obvious Poppins is and your caption was great. --Stephen Bean
	lol x2 "Well, you're no Heidi Klum, but you'll do..." 01/05/19 7:04:12	18

	"Just keep flying, Glorg. There's no sign of intelligent life." 30/07/24 19:01:49	17


24/06/23 19:10:37, edited: 24/06/23 19:11:48		1 17
All her heirs. --Tony S

02/05/23 19:00:30		1 17
goopsie --Peter Houle
	Jane knew that her decision to shag Dave would one day come back to bite her in the arse. 09/11/21 14:40:51	17


lol 22/10/19 7:00:07		17

	lol "Oh dear, I have Camel toe again." 10/10/19 19:00:09	17


27/02/19 20:01:35		17


clever x2 20/11/22 20:01:05, edited: 03/12/22 14:07:15		16


07/11/22 20:01:04, edited: 03/12/22 13:49:43		16

	lol "Are you still glad that you refused to pay for a £5000 wedding dress, Daddy?" 14/01/22 20:10:11	16


23/05/21 19:00:25		1 16
How urgent are we talking here? Would calling 101 be better? --Glyn Evans
	Battle of the Bulge 11/06/20 19:01:22	1 16
He's my husband so fuck off. --Morgan .

clever 20/09/18 7:00:11		16


08/08/18 19:03:17		16


29/07/18 7:00:42		16

	Billy has a tendency to split hares. 27/10/23 19:02:51	15


04/03/23 20:00:19		15


01/10/22 19:08:47, edited: 10/11/22 21:49:34		1 15


19/09/21 19:00:38		15


23/10/19 19:04:37		15


lol 30/09/19 19:00:07		15

	Santa's little yelper 09/03/19 20:00:12	15


03/02/19 8:00:57		15


10/08/18 19:02:10		1 15
...and pigeon-toed. --Michael Winner
	"Wow. They really do try to prepare you for anything in these flight simulators." 07/08/24 19:13:27	14

	Wore of the Roses 05/02/24 20:04:16	14


18/01/23 20:00:26		14

	"Promised the missus I'd cut back to one a day." 29/11/22 20:00:28	14


21/09/22 19:00:46, edited: 14/11/22 20:11:42		5 14
It's all right Paul, wait 'til it starts 'groan' on you. (* And with that, I'm out of comment quota. Yay?) --Willie Johnson

26/07/22 19:20:47, edited: 05/08/22 0:14:36		14


16/01/22 16:24:15		14


18/11/21 20:55:47		14


creative 11/07/21 19:00:09		14


27/09/20 7:01:14		14


01/07/20 7:00:07		1 14


clever 08/06/20 19:00:08		14

	creative Arse You Like It 03/01/20 20:24:42	14

	. . "Wash your windscreen?" . 28/04/19 19:00:25	14


clever x2 25/04/19 19:00:10		14


lol 05/02/19 8:00:26		14


30/11/18 20:01:06		1 14
Salty! --Scrappy Doo
	In lieu of a bowl 26/09/23 19:10:49	13


lol creative 08/05/23 20:30:59, edited: 05/06/23 14:50:23		13


30/03/23 19:00:12, edited: 30/03/23 19:21:18		13


30/09/22 19:00:13		13

	creative "I'll go back into the office first, then you follow a few minutes later, we don't want any rumours. How do I look?" 04/08/22 19:02:06	13


19/06/22 19:00:18		13


26/01/22 20:01:25		13


lol 16/11/21 20:00:20		13

	Paternity test kits sold separately. 14/11/21 20:01:34	13


08/11/21 20:00:14		1 13
Well at least his supply chain for wine is still good. --Willie Johnson

14/09/21 19:00:07		1 13
Better act quickly before the subject gets dropped --Glyn Evans

19/08/21 19:04:21		1 13
Shallow we get out? --Willie Johnson

03/09/20 7:00:20		1 13
That's because he's Kirk's right hand man. --Willie Johnson
	lol Arsetronomy 06/05/20 19:00:44	13


04/10/19 7:00:07		13


25/09/19 19:03:28		13


14/08/18 19:01:49		13

	"Okay, (grunt)... I regret having promised her the moon." 06/09/24 19:05:09	12

	Oktoberbreast 28/11/23 20:01:50	12


clever 15/08/23 19:00:20		12


28/07/23 19:13:51		12


03/07/23 19:04:21, edited: 01/08/23 20:50:56		1 12
Was it Mr. Dome by any chance? He's the closest thing we have to Superman this month. --Willie Johnson

23/09/22 19:07:02		12


22/03/21 20:00:06		1 12
So that's why I always hit my thumb when hammering nails. I must be getting confused about which nail to hit. --Willie Johnson
	Mountin' lion 30/01/21 20:00:04	12


23/01/21 20:00:31		1 12
Pfft.. only shades I could get. Can't be cool, with all these flower-power hippy types. As a seedling, I dreamed of heading a gang of opium poppies. --Mauris Iocus

22/09/20 19:00:07		12


03/09/20 7:00:07		12

	Not surprisingly,Trump arrived and grabbed her sign. 09/08/20 7:11:25	1 12
He ended up paying 130,000 dollars for it. --Willie Johnson

04/08/20 13:54:21		12


11/05/20 19:00:09		12


26/04/20 19:00:47		1 12
"Ewe and me babe, how about it?"Nod to Dire Straits. --Karyn Harrison

23/03/20 20:01:00		1 12
Well done. The joke, not the movie. --Scrijjy Doo

02/01/20 8:40:16		12

	"Sean Connery said he enjoyed looking at my ash when I walk." 10/10/19 19:02:10	12

	Maths for Dummies 06/10/19 15:22:48	1 12


30/07/18 19:00:09		12


20/07/18 8:47:54		12


08/05/18 19:09:11		12


clever 15/11/17 20:46:14		12

	Journey into Middling-Earth 13/09/23 19:13:11	11


05/12/22 20:01:16		11

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last comments (total: 273)

Was it Mr. Dome by any chance? He's the closest thing we have to Superman this month.

Willie Johnson

04/07/23
6:23am

comment on caption:
"... And he just ran in whilst I was on
the phone, took off his clothes, put on
his tights and cape, and left!"

"You saw Superman naked?"
"Who said anything about Superman?" [Crunchy Chords]

(Trying to recall the name of the band.)

(caption author)

09/08/23
10:18pm

comment on caption:
🎵 Now you're just some Body that I used to gnaw. 🎵 [Crunchy Chords]

Gun-o-rear

Brian Butterfield

12/10/23
7:10pm

comment on caption:
Deja spew: that strange feeling that you've had this explosive diarrhoea before. [Crunchy Chords]

Allow me to show you the door. -Anon

Peter Houle

19/10/23
7:37pm

comment on caption:
She was so excited about the coronation that ciabatta souvenir. [Crunchy Chords]

Thanks Karen! Good suggestion.
And yes, Peter, I'll see myself out. wink

(caption author)

19/10/23
11:29pm

comment on caption:
She was so excited about the coronation that ciabatta souvenir. [Crunchy Chords]

I don't know what to say about this one, Cap Auth wink

James Lennox

09/11/23
8:04pm

comment on caption:
"I'm happy to help you get a fun photo for your little caption friends. Now let me back inside our sleeper. *knock-knock-knock* James?!" [Crunchy Chords]

There's a grain of truth in every fairy tale, James. Although I'm sure you would let the lady back inside. wink

(caption author)

09/11/23
8:32pm

comment on caption:
"I'm happy to help you get a fun photo for your little caption friends. Now let me back inside our sleeper. *knock-knock-knock* James?!" [Crunchy Chords]

Reminds me of From Russia with Love. James is probably fighting the supposed Russian agent who’s really a double agent for WEF inside the sleeper carriage.

[anon]

10/11/23
12:52pm

comment on caption:
"I'm happy to help you get a fun photo for your little caption friends. Now let me back inside our sleeper. *knock-knock-knock* James?!" [Crunchy Chords]

(Nod to Mon 20:02:05)

(caption author)

14/11/23
6:52pm