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	Irritable Owl Syndrome 23/10/18 11:00:17	2 24

	Gang, nan style 13/08/18 11:00:24	21

	Winston Churchill: The Official Otterbiography 18/07/18 19:40:19	18

	lol clever "...and that's how babies are born." 26/06/18 12:55:12	2 17

	lol Empirical evidence that obesity is in the jeans. 06/03/18 22:15:44	17

	lol "I love it when a dam comes together." 18/07/18 19:39:01	5 16

	clever Meowl 29/01/18 12:01:34	2 16
"This caption is a little wordy. Y'think you can tighten it up a bit?" --Greg Curtis
	Mister Tibbs, the neighbour's cat, was happy that the Smith's had finally installed the new vending machine. 18/06/18 11:02:53	8 15
Thanks, Pussy :) --ant knee
	lol "The closer it gets, the more it looks like a piano." 17/05/18 7:24:50	1 15
I nearly choked laughing. --Barrie Bullock
	It ain't over till the fat lady...ok, it's over! 24/10/17 11:00:53	1 15
Hahaha --sandeep chahal
	Hot Fuzz 10/07/18 19:03:24	14

	Eating bland mushy food, taking regular naps and farting without shame. It's easy for two people to bond when they have so much in common. 19/12/17 13:53:22	14

	Beverly Heels Cop 24/09/17 11:00:43	13

	Million Dollar Baby 05/08/18 19:05:16	12

	The steaks have never been higher. 19/05/18 11:08:38	12

	I tawt I taw a pussy tatt. 11/02/18 8:08:10	12

	A fresh pot of Stu 06/11/17 8:00:21	12

	Yew warm enough? 13/10/19 19:09:48	11

	Be careful of quick fix diets. They leave you feeling drained. 16/08/18 11:02:33	11

	A book fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame. 30/06/18 7:16:09	11

	clever Tank top 06/01/18 12:00:18	11

	It was Dot's first vacation in years. Looking for something outdoorsy, she Googled "nearest camp site". 06/05/19 9:32:01	1 10
She's Dotty. --Willie Johnson
	Jurassic Pork 30/12/18 13:03:41	10

	â™¬ Joe lean Joe lean Joe lean Joe leeeeean... â™¬ 25/06/18 19:21:13	10

	clever Canoe fix it? 06/05/18 19:01:25	10

	Hot cross bunnies 01/04/18 19:00:32	10

	creative For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. 22/12/17 20:17:11	10

	And the epitaph read: "Well...T-t-t-that's all, folks!" 13/05/19 19:03:40	9

	Mona Geezer 22/08/18 19:06:07	9

	Pictured during his 2018 World Tour, the rock & roll lifestyle is clearly taking its toll on Harry Styles. 24/06/18 7:28:49	9

	Junk food 10/06/18 7:00:07	9

	Laurel and tardy 08/06/18 20:40:01	9

	Cheekbone 07/01/18 12:00:22	9

	We likes it human style. 06/12/17 12:00:21	9

	Day 5: The shower siege stand-off continues. Body odour has now ripened to a notable lingering pungency. ---------- (Edit 03/11/18 14:22) Day 5: The shower siege stand-off continues. I smell like the back end of a dog on laxatives, but I'm hanging in there. 24/10/17 7:02:12	9

	Post-op images from Porky Pig's transition to Miss Piggy 15/09/19 11:05:20	8

	"Look at those puppies." 01/10/18 11:01:02	8

	Cops & Whoppers 06/08/18 7:20:13	8

	"...and the BAFTA for Best Male Dramatic Performance goes to..." 31/03/18 19:29:51	8

	Wears stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted. 06/02/18 8:00:52	8

	Stretch Mark 07/01/18 20:00:06	8

	lol The headless one is yours, mate! 20/10/17 19:37:16	8

	The Lie-in King (nod to 8:03:53) 04/10/17 7:20:42	8

	Tom was starting to regret agreeing to babysit for Jerry Nod to 12:07:50 03/05/19 12:29:15	7

	Deerly departed 14/04/19 7:12:28	7

	The Old Bill-a-bong 18/10/18 11:31:33	7

	Fedoras you can wear with Pride. 19/06/18 19:03:02	7

	John was recently diagnosed with colour blindness. It came totally out of the purple. 13/06/18 19:12:55	7

	"Flock off!" 01/02/18 20:03:55	7

	...and a 99 with a sausage, please. 22/11/17 20:05:27	7

	Even when he's feeling down, Joe always puts on a happy face. 18/11/17 14:37:05	7

	clever "Latest reports have revealed that a wolf has been apprehended in connection with the incident. As for the condition of the inhabitants - identified locally as three little pigs - they have been rescued and are said to be shaken but unharmed." 11/02/19 20:02:42	1 6

	Mr. Potato Head was beginning to have doubts that he's the father. 17/06/18 7:03:47	6

	You look familiar. Have I probed you before? 31/01/18 8:00:31	6

	clever Hunny Monster 11/01/18 12:00:06	6

	It's made of iron. It's a ferrous wheel. 30/12/17 8:32:07	6

	Kevin got a little delayed on his way to his weekly Narcoleptics Anonymous meeting. 22/12/17 20:00:24	6

	Another Rick in the wall 08/12/17 20:00:08	6

	"Everyone keeps telling me I need to get Facebook. Do you by any chance have a copy of it in stock?" 30/06/18 7:13:20	5

	"My precious! My precious!" 27/05/18 7:03:59	5

	"Stop storking me or you'll egret it." 22/05/18 19:00:06	5

	creative "You're freaking meowt." 21/05/18 8:04:28	5

	"Go ahead, I'm all ears." 20/05/18 11:02:45	5

	The owl and the pussycat went to tea... 29/01/18 12:00:07	5

	Take away his drum kit and his stash of Cadbury Dairy Milk, and he's bound to go apeshit. 22/01/18 8:00:26	5

	Just taking precautions. My brother's friend's dad's neighbour has man flu. 11/01/18 20:00:47	5

	Ann Widdecombe performs a one-off gig at at The Comedy Store. 09/01/18 20:03:02	5

	Riding Nemo 06/01/18 9:32:36	5

	clever Ho-ho-holoha! 26/12/17 20:00:06	5

	Cannibals can be quite creative with their food combinations 21/11/17 20:07:48	5

	Mutual mastication 01/10/17 19:22:58	5

	Jimmy Loos 30/09/19 19:00:07	4

	Swipe LEFT 21/05/18 19:05:01	4

	Dee, hydrating. 03/05/18 8:15:45	4

	"No Gary, I don't want to play Cops & Rubbers." 30/04/18 12:01:41	4

	Manifold 19/04/18 11:10:35	4

	Amateur photography. A horrendous crime. People openly shoot others and chop the tops of their heads off. 06/04/18 19:01:49	4

	Okay, that's snow problem... 13/02/18 20:00:23	4

	An original corgi car 12/02/18 20:00:34	4

	So THAT'S what MC Hammer was on about. 07/02/18 12:00:30	4

	I once was lost, but now am found. 06/02/18 8:00:25	4

	Cheetahs deserve each other. 02/02/18 12:00:22	4

	Danger Mouse 07/01/18 8:43:08	4

	Sporty Smurf 22/12/17 12:00:06	4

	He's a bacon butty man 10/12/17 8:00:05	4

	Rest in Pieces 09/12/17 8:00:07	4

	Puppy Love 06/12/17 12:07:12	4

	He's not at all stable, constantly up and down. I've tried to give him some guidance, but we just end up going around in circles. 29/11/17 12:15:48	4

	That moment when you realise you got the dress code all wrong 09/11/17 20:19:58	4

	Knickershocker Gloria 15/10/17 11:49:46	4

	If you call me Frodo one more time, just ONE MORE TIME... 11/10/17 19:14:40	4

	After recently adopting a rescue cat and having him neutered, Dave was elated to find this product, which he bought in an attempt to stave off the persistent revenge attacks every time he got out of the shower. 02/10/19 11:02:00	3

	Reminds me of a girls night out in Essex 30/09/19 19:03:45	3

	TOWIS (The Only Way Is Sussex) 27/08/19 7:23:39	3

	whispers "Icy dead people" nod to 20:00:07 30/04/19 20:10:21	3

	Manor from heaven 22/03/19 20:33:31	3

	"Life is crepe and then you die." 13/01/19 8:53:17	3

	"You can count on me." 25/09/18 11:26:11	3

	Wu-Tang Grans 13/08/18 11:07:31	3

	Heir raising 26/06/18 12:53:35	3

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last comments (total: 23)

I nearly choked laughing.

Barrie Bullock

17/05/18
1:31pm

comment on caption:
"The closer it gets, the more it looks like a piano." [ant knee]

Please, go on with the story...Nice caption!

[anon]

18/06/18
6:30pm

comment on caption:
Mister Tibbs, the neighbour's cat, was happy that the Smith's had finally installed the new vending machine. [ant knee]

Thanks, anon.

(caption author)

18/06/18
6:48pm

comment on caption:
Mister Tibbs, the neighbour's cat, was happy that the Smith's had finally installed the new vending machine. [ant knee]

I had to cover the roof of my bird table with nails like a hedgehog because one of the neighbours cats would sit on the roof waiting for lunch to arrive.

Pussy Galore

18/06/18
7:32pm

comment on caption:
Mister Tibbs, the neighbour's cat, was happy that the Smith's had finally installed the new vending machine. [ant knee]

The cat wouldn't have been too happy, I'm sure, but the birds will be forever grateful!

(caption author)

18/06/18
8:17pm

comment on caption:
Mister Tibbs, the neighbour's cat, was happy that the Smith's had finally installed the new vending machine. [ant knee]

I do hope they're grateful because as I was hammering the nails in, a wasp started buzzing round my head and I wafted it away, forgetting I was holding a hammer. Ouch! It would probably have been less painful to let the damn wasp sting me! laughing face

Pussy Galore

18/06/18
9:02pm

comment on caption:
Mister Tibbs, the neighbour's cat, was happy that the Smith's had finally installed the new vending machine. [ant knee]

Oh dear. I honestly don't know what's worse: a self-inflicted conk on the head with a metal mallet, or the aggressive itching and swelling caused by the venomous toxins of an angry bee sting? You might just have got off lightly!

(caption author)

19/06/18
5:36am

comment on caption:
Mister Tibbs, the neighbour's cat, was happy that the Smith's had finally installed the new vending machine. [ant knee]

Nice caption, Ant. :)

Pussy Galore

21/06/18
1:23pm

comment on caption:
Mister Tibbs, the neighbour's cat, was happy that the Smith's had finally installed the new vending machine. [ant knee]

Thanks, Pussy :)