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28/03/20 8:42:18 |
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That bird is not a beginner. He's been around the block a few times. --Willie Johnson
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26/02/20 8:32:41 |
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04/01/20 12:00:24 |
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Wait, I thought he was "Killed by Death". --Willie Johnson
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16/12/23 8:17:01 |
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20/11/23 12:07:15 |
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21/10/23 19:44:37 |
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"This never happened when all we used to eat were bullets." --Brian Butterfield
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11/09/23 7:12:19 |
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03/08/23 11:34:57 |
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30/06/23 11:03:14 |
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11/06/23 7:22:36, edited: 11/06/23 7:24:14 |
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03/05/23 19:32:15 |
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23/03/23 8:53:39 |
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11/11/21 12:05:38 |
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24/10/21 7:04:54 |
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They won't eat her because she'll smell of salad. Meat eaters smell more familiar to a big cat's palate. --Glyn Evans
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27/06/21 7:10:47 |
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I like the use of Darling. I remember seeing a little shit on a market doing things he shouldnΓ’β¬β’t of been doing, and his mother was like a check out machine, saying DonΓ’β¬β’t do that Darling, over and over again with no change of tone or any menace... --Neil Mackenzie
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06/03/21 8:00:09 |
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21/01/21 12:01:21 |
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Still sounds like Pussy Riot. --Mauris Iocus
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08/11/20 8:22:17 |
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"No, I'll needle little more time." --Willie Johnson
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25/09/20 7:10:59 |
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Funny Γ°ΕΈΛβ --Karen Oakenfull
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25/03/19 12:13:42 |
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09/03/19 8:00:11 |
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20/08/18 7:47:30 |
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15/08/24 19:00:29 |
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05/08/24 19:26:12, edited: 06/08/24 6:56:50, suggested edits |
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I hear you Cap Auth. I've been trying some more abstract/subtle captions recently and the results have been dreadful. It's a fine balancing act π --James Lennox
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05/08/24 7:25:37, edited: 05/08/24 7:39:44 |
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24/06/24 7:20:15, edited: 24/06/24 7:45:08 |
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21/01/24 12:13:56, edited: 21/01/24 12:16:39 |
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17/01/24 8:03:16, edited: 17/01/24 8:03:50 |
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24/12/23 12:01:43, edited: 24/12/23 12:17:19 |
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08/12/23 12:51:39 |
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17/10/23 7:01:32 |
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Congratulations, Dave!
:^)
Crunchy
2:50pm
comment on caption:
"We can rescue the women and kids later." [Dave Bryan]
Excellent caption Dave! Well done!
3:10pm
comment on caption:
"We can rescue the women and kids later." [Dave Bryan]
Well done, Dave. Well deserved. Your wife and kids sent their congratulations too.
6:34pm
comment on caption:
"We can rescue the women and kids later." [Dave Bryan]
Ha ha, yeah Dave. It was ironic that my tortoise caption got off to an early lead, only to be run down by your beer caption You deserved the win, though, and kudos for contributing back to the site π
7:29pm
comment on caption:
"We can rescue the women and kids later." [Dave Bryan]
Thank you, Kathleen. Good suggestion.
6:59am
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De-parting is such sweet sorrow. [Dave Bryan]
Some years ago, a new dentist had the radio playing in his surgery when I visited - it was playing "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?".
8:38am
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''As you seem a bit nervous I'll put the radio on for you.'' π΅ The first cut is the deepest π΅ [Dave Bryan]
They can't make you cry though as they have laughing gas π€
9:31am
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''As you seem a bit nervous I'll put the radio on for you.'' π΅ The first cut is the deepest π΅ [Dave Bryan]
Furthermore, what could be quite fun would be if they had laughing gas sing-a-long championships
Imagine trying to contain yourself whilst singing "Everybody hurts", "Candle in the Wind" or even "Gloomy Sunday" π
1:28pm
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''As you seem a bit nervous I'll put the radio on for you.'' π΅ The first cut is the deepest π΅ [Dave Bryan]
It canβt be Harris I canβt see a cabbage.
7:38pm
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BREAKING NEWS Trump picks his new team. [Dave Bryan]
Many thanks for the suggestion, Kathleen, but I think the Hank Mizell song is more in keeping with the aggressive rock attitude of the chimp than the insipid Jingle Bell Rock.
9:26am
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π΅ It was a jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle rock π΅ [Dave Bryan]