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	clever High pressure job 29/08/23 7:13:15	14

	Some of her joeys needed more encouragement than others to leave the pouch. 10/08/23 19:09:56	14

	''Maybe we shouldn't have all got the same ring tone.'' 26/07/23 20:13:53	14

	lol WINTER OLYMPICS After another predictable failure, questions have been asked about training routine of the British Bobsleigh Team. 02/07/23 7:11:12	14

	''Jake thought it was very unfair. Every Saturday morning his friends played football while he got dragged round the supermarket.'' 10/06/23 7:09:32, edited: 10/06/23 7:23:12	14

	Croissant dresser 07/05/23 11:03:07	14

	‘’Would you like to be my ghoulfriend?’’ 29/04/23 11:00:15	14

	''If Jan won't look after him, April May.'' 11/03/23 8:52:56	14

	Scrap petal 22/02/23 12:00:43	14

	''We Winalot of our races.'' 12/02/23 8:06:30	1 14

	''Can you take the kids to school, darling?'' ''Sorry, I've got too much on my plate.'' 05/02/23 12:03:01	14

	''I've made you some more toast, dear.'' ''Well done.'' 22/01/23 12:28:11	14

	''Would you like the store to deliver it?'' ''No, I'm a collector.'' 16/01/23 9:00:26	14

	creative Chipmonks tend to copy human behaviour. He must have been watching the captioneers clutching at straws again. 11/01/23 12:14:16, edited: 11/01/23 12:24:49	14

	''Don't worry, I'm not going to throw you in the canal. I'm only pulling your leg.'' 31/12/22 12:30:35	2 14

	''We knew he was going to be a captioneer when he started regurgitating at six months old.'' 25/11/22 12:06:32	6 14
Well on this site you're not a non entity, caption author, you made at least 11 people smile with this caption! 😊👌 --KT A
	clever ''You'll like this caption...........not a lot, but you'll like it.'' 21/11/22 8:31:37	2 14
So tell me when this is supposed to happen...(still waiting). (*Just kidding. I like this caption...........not a lot, but I like it.) --Willie Johnson
	Statue of What a Liberty 09/11/22 12:04:31	14

	I NEVER MET A SHIP I LIKED I can't think of a good one liner either. 03/10/22 7:03:55	14

	''There's a bit of a country feel to my next song. It's 'Old MacDonald Had A Farm'.'' 21/06/22 12:06:47	14

	''If I've broken the bird flu rules, I sincerely apologise. I didn't realise it was a party. I always dress like this when I'm working in the farmyard. I now want to draw a line under everything and move on. It's time to get back to the serious business of egg laying. That's what the public wants me to do and that's what I'm going to do.'' 07/06/22 19:53:08	14

	BREAKING: COST OF LIVING CRISIS HITS ESSEX GIRLS ''It was either share a meal or cut down on cocktails.'' 11/04/22 11:13:11	14

	''I knew I should have taken the train.'' 05/04/22 7:24:34	14

	''Sadly, I was too late baking the cake. There was already a bun in the oven.'' 20/02/22 8:28:02	14

	''If you've paid, why aren't you wearing a wristband?'' 17/02/22 20:17:16	14

	TWO MINUTES EARLIER: ''I want a balloon. I want a balloon. I never get a balloon. Please let me have a balloon.'' TWO MINUTES LATER: ''Can somebody carry it?'' 08/02/22 8:17:45	14

	''She can be a right little primer donna.'' 30/01/22 8:17:31	14

	It's only a matter of time before someone takes her down the aisle. 29/01/22 20:50:07	14

	''Goo, goo, goo.'' ''I didn't quite catch that, Mr Trump.'' 31/12/21 12:15:20	1 14
Supergoo... as was his answer to "How do you hold your hair in place?" --Willie Johnson
	''Come here, Billy. You've got face on your chocolate.'' 17/12/21 20:04:21	14

	''Darling, where did you buy the new draught excluder?'' 27/11/21 12:02:25	1 14
Amazon, obviously. --James Lennox
	''Your pad or mine?'' 29/10/21 11:01:23	14

	''If you take your time, son, you'll have more chance of finding the vein.'' Kids shoot up so quickly these days. 20/09/21 7:01:47	14

	''He says he performs at children's parties, Sarge. What should I do?'' ''Book him.'' 13/09/21 7:09:22	1 14
''He says he performs at children's parties, Sarge. What should I do?'' “Do, do, do the funky gibbon🎵 ” --Willie Johnson
	''We don't have to watch the TV, darling. An interesting conversation would be a pleasant change.'' ''OK, I'll wake the dog up.'' 12/09/21 7:52:50	14

	''Before I answer any more questions I want a lawyer.'' ''Why?'' ''I'm hungry.'' 07/09/21 19:52:22	1 14
Depends who will eat who first. Sharks eat leopards. --Glyn Evans
	''Ten euros is a lot of money. I only paid five euros for the last one.'' 13/08/21 19:10:59	1 14
"Tell you what, I'll throw in the teddy bear." --Karyn Harrison
	''Did you fly here?'' ''No, I came by rail.'' 25/07/21 7:35:59	14

	''It's the plumber. I've told him to come up.'' 19/07/21 7:25:29	14

	Gordon The Golfer 04/07/21 7:00:13	14

	''And that's how you work out your weekly caption quota.'' 22/06/21 11:37:46	1 14

	''It looks like his winning streak is about to come to an end.'' 29/04/21 7:35:59	14

	lol ''I've got to go now. It's time for the midday caption.'' 09/03/21 12:18:56	1 14
He really doesn't know whether he's coming or going. --Willie Johnson
	clever ''Go to work on an egg.'' 30/11/20 12:02:10	14

	''I'm so grateful you managed to unblock the sink.'' 09/11/20 20:15:27	14

	lol ''Don't come running to me, if you fall off.'' 04/10/20 19:35:59	14

	''Darling, when I said you could do with an extra few inches......'' 22/09/20 7:25:40	14

	clever ''It's stopped raining, darling. Let's get out of here.'' 24/08/20 20:35:28	14

	News has reached the fishermen that the schools will soon be back. 25/05/20 7:34:45	14

	''We had to take him off transplants. He kept eating the liver.'' 30/04/20 8:09:19	1 14
That's offal! --Vivvy En
	''How do you feel since you've been on the Frontline?'' ''Great. It's got rid of all my fleas.'' 30/04/20 7:28:49	14

	''Dostoyevsky always cracks me up.'' 23/04/20 19:06:18	14

	Tom Baker 13/04/20 19:21:27	14

	''If I were you, I wouldn't keep shouting 'Heel'.'' 21/03/20 8:02:07	14

	Frozen pees 23/12/19 8:00:15	14

	''Please remember not to leave stormtroopers in cars during the hot weather.'' 19/12/19 12:24:57	1 14
At least leave a window slightly open and have some water available. And turn off the child safety lock, we all know he won't be able to shoot the windows out in an emergency. --Willie Johnson
	''Shall I tell the driver you've fixed it?'' ''This is Southern Rail, mate. I am the f--king driver.'' 07/12/19 12:16:40	14

	A bad case of nappy rasher 23/11/19 20:00:47	14

	clever x2 ''It was an amicable divorce. We shared everything.'' 16/11/19 12:12:00	4 14
Did he give her the boot? --Mr Dome
	creative ''....and sold tomorrow.'' 31/08/19 7:08:18	1 14

	Guaranteed to make your breath smell fowl. 28/08/19 11:16:40	14

	Another cabinet reshuffle 23/06/19 19:02:12	14

	Attractive girls always have buoys hanging round them. 13/06/19 7:00:33	14

	The film is even scarier than the trailer. 28/04/19 11:00:19	14

	''Do you comb here often?'' 07/03/19 20:05:48	2 14
ðŸ˜‚ Havenâ€™t got any supervotes this week but wanted to tell you that after seeing this pic for time, I think your caption is really funny ðŸ˜ --Karen Oakenfull
	''The drinks are on me.'' 01/01/19 12:13:00	2 14
I reckon this caption would be even better without the first half. --Molly R
	Goldfish 28/12/18 12:00:56	14

	lol ''Sod the Milk Tray. Get me back to the surface.'' 14/12/18 12:35:23	14

	''Oops, I've dropped the baby down the toilet.'' 15/11/18 12:03:43	6 14
"I baptize you Floaty McFloatface." --Karyn Harrison
	clever A recent survey suggests that 3 out of 10 people have difficulty opening Windows. 12/08/18 7:08:57	14

	As he walked through the back streets of Marseille, Pierre began to notice some pain underneath his right arm. 17/06/18 11:02:18	14

	Pantyhose 19/02/18 8:02:57	14

	lol clever Eight out of ten cats prefer Christians. 19/09/24 7:14:52	13

	The cat that got the sour cream 12/09/24 11:01:21	13

	''That parrot has been on the site before. His face rings a bell.'' 17/08/24 7:05:14	13

	''I think there's been some mistake. I was looking for a sturgeon.'' 14/08/24 19:40:29	13

	''Dave, I need that report at your earliest convenience.'' 19/06/24 11:37:24, edited: 19/06/24 11:42:32	13

	''You'd think the tight Yorkshire bastard would have the decency to buy me a cat basket, wouldn't you?'' 12/05/24 11:10:46, edited: 12/05/24 11:18:55	13

	''I ate three packets of Trill this morning, Officer.'' ''In that case I'm going to have to book you for breaking the seed limit.'' 04/05/24 19:16:10	13

	''I'm definitely going to beat that tortoise this time.'' ''How can you be certain?'' ''I've just run over it.'' 03/05/24 20:18:41	13

	''Surely he can't miss from that distance.'' 04/04/24 19:27:38	13

	''I keep winning sheets of toilet paper. I must be on a roll.'' 28/03/24 12:10:23, edited: 28/03/24 12:21:14	13

	Dave was beginning to regret using the Plenty of Fish dating app. 22/03/24 8:14:02	13

	''Watch out for that cow, Pat.'' 13/03/24 8:38:27	13

	lol ''You bastard!'' 24 HOURS EARLIER ''I know you hate walking, Mary, but when you get to the top there's a cafe where they do fantastic afternoon teas.'' 05/03/24 12:09:51, edited: 05/03/24 12:25:27	13

	''Don't worry, Goldilocks, you can sleep in my bed.'' 28/02/24 12:02:00	13

	The Stilton Hotel 15/02/24 12:31:49	13

	''Did I pass?'' 11/02/24 20:19:02	13

	lol x3 ''Watch out, mate. Michael Parkinson is gaining on you.'' 28/01/24 8:15:29	13

	''Is Mary enjoying herself?'' ''She's having a bawl.'' 25/01/24 12:33:01, edited: 25/01/24 12:38:21	13

	Nan's People 16/12/23 12:10:57	13

	Benson and Hedges deny pitching new ad campaign at underage smokers. 06/12/23 12:13:49	13

	Dave and Tina had been in a stable relationship for some time. 04/12/23 8:07:41	13

	''We can't have apes taking over our jobs. I'm going to see the foreman about this.'' ''He is the foreman.'' 17/11/23 20:02:00, edited: 17/11/23 20:11:04	1 13

	''Let's give them a big hand.'' 20/10/23 19:51:39	13

	creative ''I'm not eating these. Half of them have already gone off.'' 07/10/23 11:51:49	13

	''I'd have him for lunch but he'll probably start repeating on me.'' 18/08/23 19:06:37	13

	Clerk Kent 21/04/23 19:00:15	13

	Harmchair 06/02/23 8:04:02	13

	I can remember the good old days of caption.me when we had a cat photo every week. Unfortunately, the site has gone to the dogs. 08/12/22 8:16:23	13

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Congratulations, Dave!

:^)

Crunchy

Crunchy Chords

01/10/24
2:50pm

comment on caption:
"We can rescue the women and kids later." [Dave Bryan]

Excellent caption Dave! Well done!

KT A

01/10/24
3:10pm

comment on caption:
"We can rescue the women and kids later." [Dave Bryan]

Well done, Dave. Well deserved. Your wife and kids sent their congratulations too.

Al Overy

01/10/24
6:34pm

comment on caption:
"We can rescue the women and kids later." [Dave Bryan]

Ha ha, yeah Dave. It was ironic that my tortoise caption got off to an early lead, only to be run down by your beer caption wink You deserved the win, though, and kudos for contributing back to the site 👍

James Lennox

01/10/24
7:29pm

comment on caption:
"We can rescue the women and kids later." [Dave Bryan]

Thank you, Kathleen. Good suggestion.

(caption author)

03/10/24
6:59am

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De-parting is such sweet sorrow. [Dave Bryan]

Some years ago, a new dentist had the radio playing in his surgery when I visited - it was playing "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?".

Molly R

28/10/24
8:38am

comment on caption:
''As you seem a bit nervous I'll put the radio on for you.'' 🎵 The first cut is the deepest 🎵 [Dave Bryan]

They can't make you cry though as they have laughing gas 🤔

Glyn Evans

28/10/24
9:31am

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''As you seem a bit nervous I'll put the radio on for you.'' 🎵 The first cut is the deepest 🎵 [Dave Bryan]

Furthermore, what could be quite fun would be if they had laughing gas sing-a-long championships

Imagine trying to contain yourself whilst singing "Everybody hurts", "Candle in the Wind" or even "Gloomy Sunday" 😂

Glyn Evans

28/10/24
1:28pm

comment on caption:
''As you seem a bit nervous I'll put the radio on for you.'' 🎵 The first cut is the deepest 🎵 [Dave Bryan]

It can’t be Harris I can’t see a cabbage.

[anon]

09/11/24
7:38pm

comment on caption:
BREAKING NEWS Trump picks his new team. [Dave Bryan]

Many thanks for the suggestion, Kathleen, but I think the Hank Mizell song is more in keeping with the aggressive rock attitude of the chimp than the insipid Jingle Bell Rock.

(caption author)

Saturday
9:26am

comment on caption:
🎵 It was a jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle rock 🎵 [Dave Bryan]

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