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"Sir, do you mind running through it again?"

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Mark England
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"Do you mind running through the halls naked and screaming? <br />Yes you do mind? Then do you mind if I do it after a question like that?"--Willie Johnson

''And that's how you work out your weekly caption quota.''

cash prize caption contestDave Bryan
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"We're close to understanding what a woman means when she says she's fine."

cash prize caption contestStephen Bean

''We'll have to continue this lecture next week. I've run out of chalk.''

cash prize caption contestDave Bryan

""¦and that's how you put together an Ikea chest of drawers".

cash prize caption contestThe Wolf

"Can you spot my deliberate mistake?"

cash prize caption contestJohn Glover

"... but what do I know, I'm just the janitor."

cash prize caption contestJames Lennox

''And that's why the buttered side always lands on the floor.''

cash prize caption contestDave Bryan

"As you can see, there's more to captioning a photo of a cat than you might think."

cash prize caption contestStephen Bean

"...so by my calculation, Gulliver will be mentioned at exactly 12:35:07"

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Mark England

Chris Beach's caption.me to-do list.

cash prize caption contestTroompa Loompa

... hope that clears up why it's too dangerous to come completely out of lockdown but 75,000 can come here to a football match

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Mark Wilson

''.......which proves that Janet must have three apples.''

cash prize caption contestDave Bryan
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"...unless you're a Game theorist, in which case you just ask everyone else how many apples there are."--Michael Winner

There's something about this that doesn't add up.

cash prize caption contestChris Keegan

I'm not sure what all that lot means but I'm pretty sure the answer is 42.

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Chris Halliwell
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"Now, I trust you've all read Dominic Cummings' Blog entry on last night's match."

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Michael Winner

And if you learn all of this you can end up like me, teaching fuckwits like yourselves.

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Ryan F

Longest game of hangman ever

MW
Mark Wilson

And as you can clearly see from the diagram that's why giraffes can't run up hills fast

MW
Mark Wilson

All of Mike's problems were behind him.

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Kenny Ireland

"I understood EVERYTHING, right up until you said, 'Here's the equation.' "

cash prize caption contestGreg Curtis

By the time he'd finished writing, class was over.

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alexandra ball

"And that, my friends, is how Donald Trump will become president."

cash prize caption contestGreg Curtis

"So, in conclusion, a blowjob equals a B+"

cash prize caption contestJames Lennox
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I beg to differ Professor. I always thought a blow job equals c-, cunnilingus equals pX and anal sex equals B- --Glyn Evans

"And THAT explains my 'dad joke.' "

cash prize caption contestGreg Curtis

"OK class have you all done that equation , now if you have the correct answer if you turn your calculators upside down it should say BOOBS."

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Tony S

TED chalks

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Tony Edwards

"Actually, it really is rocket science."

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Hercules Rockefeller

"42!"

cash prize caption contestTroompa Loompa

"Hello everyone, and welcome to the introduction of "˜Exporting to the EU after Brexit."

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Michael Winner

The Sum of All Fears

cash prize caption contestAl Overy

"So, are we all clear on Brexit?"

cash prize caption contestThe Wolf

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