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Comments	14	3	3	#4				1027	1503	#5
Forum Posts								32
Suggested Edits	6							13	22	#5

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	"Well? What do you think?" "I prefer Pepsi." 04/03/21 20:39:56	4

	"I'm sick of adverts. What's on the other side?" 27/02/21 20:07:38	4

	The Devil Wears Vivienne Westwood. 01/02/21 11:39:46	4

	"Sorry Colin, Sainsbury's was out of grapes, so I got you the next best thing, a bottle of Pinot Noir." 17/01/21 20:15:07	1 4
I.V. please(requesting 4 bottles in Latin) --Mauris Iocus
	Dave has a gull in every port. 31/12/20 20:01:03	4

	"Chin Chin." 24/12/20 12:09:18	4

	Water wings 22/12/20 12:51:04	4

	Fast food 14/12/20 8:44:01	4

	This is Kate, my silent partner. 20/11/20 12:41:30	4

	Her killer was convicted of verdigris murder. 19/10/20 17:40:37	4

	There should be a blanket ban on this sort of thing. 18/10/20 19:56:53	4

	My family and other animals. 10/10/20 7:01:25	4

	ð›ð«ð¨ð¡ð¢ð›ð¢ððžð ð˜¢ð˜¥ð˜« allowed, permitted 02/10/20 11:33:59	4

	When you get up in the night for a pee and stand on that used condom. 23/09/20 19:45:42	4

	Barksy strikes again. 18/09/20 11:00:11	4

	Purranoid 08/09/20 11:03:23	4

	"How many times was it you shagged my wife? Twenty three? I'll tell you what, because I'm a decent chap I'll leave you a couple of molars ... on the top. Heinz do a lovely range of soups." 27/08/20 20:19:00	4

	"Hello, can I interest you in a copy of the Watchtower?" 23/08/20 10:26:31	4

	"I do have a face Ma'am!" 27/07/20 11:04:17	4

	"That's the last time I use Co-op Funeralcare." 09/07/20 11:09:16	4

	"Darn, I forgot to pack the wasp repellent." 09/07/20 7:29:04	4

	Sex kittens 07/07/20 11:06:35	4

	"Kids, this isn't what I meant when I told you to go and play on the see-saw." 03/07/20 19:28:05	4

	"Don't be afraid. We're pussy cats really. Just don't tell Stone Face." 22/06/20 7:51:24	4

	Fatal distraction. 12/06/20 11:04:58	4

	Don't be fooled by the bottle, it's full of whine. 26/05/20 19:18:42	1 4
I can't have any more? Wine not? --Willie Johnson
	Sex on the Beech 19/05/20 8:42:11	4

	"Be back in a minute, I'm just going to powder my nose." 16/05/20 19:42:05	4

	Roadkrill 13/05/20 7:13:43	4

	Sometimes the photos on here are a bit near the knuckle. 30/04/20 11:01:06	4

	clever I think she died of a seating disorder. 14/04/20 19:05:33	4

	Eric, Morecambe 11/04/20 11:47:35	4

	Stranger on the shore. 01/04/20 11:28:08	4

	Deliveroo forced to employ monkeys after most of its workforce develop persistent dry coughs. 29/03/20 19:20:42	4

	"He's from Barcelona!" 17/03/20 12:20:16	4

	Linda Lovelace always said she'd come back as a cat. 13/03/20 13:29:08	4

	'He looks nothing like James Hewitt.' 26/02/20 8:33:31	4

	"So this is vegan Christmas pudding?" 19/02/20 20:42:17	4

	🎵 I've got the moobs like Jabba ... 17/02/20 13:46:45	1 4

	"I have a feather bill. It's similar to a hair lip." 11/02/20 17:24:51	4

	Cardbroads 20/01/20 20:06:19	4

	Can anyone else see the unicorn? 14/01/20 12:09:27	4

	Modelled by Cindy Crawlford. 20/12/19 20:52:10	4

	"And in the yellow corner ..." 16/12/19 12:04:06	4

	"Shit, is that Dave? Hide!!!" 15/12/19 20:13:04	4

	Looks like someone's had too much moled wine! 13/12/19 12:10:25	4

	"Whatever you do, don't ask for a pineapple ring!" 11/12/19 12:25:09	4

	🎵 What's that coming over the hill? ... 09/12/19 12:45:43	4

	"He's one of those heavy breathers. They call him the Pink Panter." 09/12/19 8:44:00	4

	"What's up Felix? You look really down!" "I am Dave. I've just lost my job. Been replaced by some cat called Flash. Apparently he cleans baths without scratching!" 08/12/19 14:02:38	4

	That's not Donald Duck, that's Drake O'Malfoy! 29/11/19 12:25:25	4

	Happy meal 28/11/19 20:00:10	4

	Getting laid by a flightless bird is not all it's cracked up to be! 24/11/19 12:21:09	4

	🎵 Born to be Wild - Steps 'n' Wolves 14/11/19 8:34:38	1 4

	"Congratulations Tom. You're the two thousandth cat to have their picture featured on caption.me. You've won a year's supply of catnip!" "Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!" 06/11/19 20:56:35	4

	"Wow, how stylish!" "Thanks, it belonged to my nan." "Oh my God!" 31/10/19 20:04:05	4

	Ann Summers goes into liquidation. 30/10/19 8:02:49	4

	🎵 I'm in the money 29/10/19 12:01:51	4

	So bad things do come in threes after all. 27/10/19 12:22:43	4

	David Banner reflected on the life he once knew, before he became a nobody. 23/10/19 11:13:27	4

	"Fancy an Australiano?" 22/10/19 19:03:40	4

	"I see Wallace and Gromit are holidaying at the Sea of Tranquility this year." 19/10/19 10:57:16	4

	"If only we could be Teletubbies again!" "Yeah, those were the days!" 18/10/19 14:05:51	4

	After the party they had a roll in the hay and now Kate has a bun in the oven. 14/10/19 7:43:29	4

	Two bears one cup 06/10/19 19:00:16	2 4

	His son's a lamb Chopper. 23/09/19 20:25:19	4

	Jessica is dollyamorous. Linda isn't. 21/09/19 12:08:08	4

	"Put your wallet away, I'm footing the bill." 03/09/19 19:19:44	4

	Some people will go to any lengths to smuggle a cat picture onto caption.me. 02/09/19 19:05:55	4

	Some councils will go to any lengths to attract women shoppers back to the high street. 22/08/19 19:07:42	4

	It's the mother of all cakes! 18/08/19 11:17:33	4

	🎵 Bloke on the Water ... 13/08/19 11:04:48	4

	Max had always been a pussy when it came to chasing mice. 03/05/19 11:35:33	4

	Dan de Lion's a VIP you know, a very important plant. 02/05/19 19:34:15	4

	"When I were a pup ..." 29/04/19 8:21:21	4

	Steer clear of Mariana's Trench 21/04/19 19:03:15	4

	"Can you put your card in the slot please." 01/04/19 19:03:18	4

	"I believe they call it Fun Size." 30/03/19 10:59:35	4

	Yule dog 09/03/19 20:21:50	4

	Why do car boot sales have to start at the crack of dawn? 09/03/19 12:15:13	4

	The good news is it broke his fall, the bad news is his hands are stuck fast. 07/03/19 12:50:13	4

	Planetsquarium 23/02/19 8:28:43	4

	I can't take this spheriously! 23/02/19 8:20:10	4

	The Earth and Neptune - Not to scale. 21/02/19 8:18:02	4

	Shrek had always been a bit of a leg man. 18/02/19 20:00:32	4

	"Here's looking at roo kid!" 18/02/19 8:26:09	4

	Take one three times a day with plenty of water ... 14/02/19 9:58:32	4

	Bear-faced chic 24/01/19 12:07:27	4

	It'll be all white on the night. 19/01/19 20:00:34	4

	Cruel tea 18/01/19 13:03:44	4

	Wheely bin 14/01/19 20:02:17	4

	Tomo erectus 14/01/19 12:38:00	4

	Caption.knee 10/01/19 8:00:34	4

	clever It is Red Nose Bray! 08/01/19 20:01:30	4

	Eats shoes and leaves. 31/12/18 20:00:18	4

	Muddy two-shoes 27/12/18 8:00:32	4

	🎵 Furry Tail of Mew York 24/12/18 9:43:30	4

	Monster munch 19/12/18 8:00:17	4

	She's given Leonardo the elbow and models for Armani now. 08/12/18 20:02:07	4

	Lab top 03/12/18 12:00:50	4

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last comments (total: 237)

"Better get some Punicillin."

[anon]

22/07/24
10:46pm

comment on caption:
The whole family has gone down with tinselitis. [Karyn Harrison]

Nod to 12:07:25

(caption author)

29/07/24
11:34am

comment on caption:
All the fun of the fayre [Karyn Harrison]

Tina found her new boots, Riveting.

[anon]

03/08/24
11:54pm

comment on caption:
Jeanius idea [Karyn Harrison]

CroChat.

[anon]

11/08/24
12:12pm

comment on caption:
Knitty cat [Karyn Harrison]

Thanks for your suggestion, Steve, but as my caption has a vote and the 'bear behind' pun has been used by someone else now, I think I'll leave it as it is.

(caption author)

19/08/24
7:45pm