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Thank you so much for all your kind words and clever comments. I was amazed that my caption was so well-liked and never expected to be this month's winner. It was a lovely surprise and it's made my day.😃 Many thanks to Chris and to everyone else wh --Karyn Harrison
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Well done. You've still a bit to go to earn as much from a dead Beatle as Yoko. --Troompa Loompa
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09/12/23 12:02:23 |
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07/09/23 19:02:46, edited: 07/09/23 19:05:39 |
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Titanic - directed by Alfred Hitchcock. 31/07/18 19:48:18 |
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If you want your dishwasher to work you have to turn it on. 14/10/20 11:30:14 |
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It has a squeeze butt-on. --Willie Johnson
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28/03/24 20:00:36 |
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Dave was delighted to discover he had seven new followers. 10/05/21 7:15:04 |
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I laughed my arse off when I read your post Willie. It's good that it's there...just in case. --Glyn Evans
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Looks like Mike's got rid of his old satellite dish and gone digital! 26/08/19 19:01:47 |
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26/08/18 19:00:24 |
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11/05/24 7:00:31 |
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06/12/18 20:00:46 |
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21/10/18 11:00:14 |
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11/07/24 19:01:44, edited: 11/07/24 22:47:14, |
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I like Steve's suggestion, or even "The King Kong's Speech". Either one would get my vote. --James Lennox
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Local fancy dress shop donates costumes to the homeless. 15/04/20 12:23:47 |
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03/10/18 7:00:30 |
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"I wanted gloves, not Mittens." 06/10/24 19:05:18 |
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These sunglasses offer 100% Ewe V protection. 15/07/24 19:13:16 |
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"Nobody calls ME a dirty rat!" 02/07/22 11:06:41 |
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"How's your nan?" 20/08/21 7:51:51 |
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09/08/19 11:02:38 |
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"Make them go away. They're giving me the CBeebie jeebies." 24/10/23 11:26:00, edited: 24/10/23 11:27:02 |
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12/10/21 7:25:34 |
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15/09/20 19:11:59 |
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"Darling, how many times have I told you not to put your dolls' clothes on the tortoise?" 23/02/20 12:13:48 |
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When Dave won a week's holiday in Iceland he was expecting something a bit better. 20/04/19 11:25:54 |
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27/10/18 7:21:31 |
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14/08/18 19:05:16 |
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27/07/24 19:02:20 |
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"I told you not to squeeze that pimple, Dave." 23/02/24 20:38:40 |
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29/07/23 19:42:00 |
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"Well there was nothing on him to say he couldn't be tumble dried." 23/06/20 9:37:53 |
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He did clog the lint screen though. --Willie Johnson
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🎵 Stuck in the middle with ewes 20/09/19 19:00:44 |
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27/08/18 8:19:01 |
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14/10/24 11:24:03 |
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I was shitting bricks after eating that. 25/04/24 11:02:23 |
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"I'm sorry. I can't hear you. I'm stone deaf." 02/12/23 20:02:24 |
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12/03/21 12:30:28 |
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That must mean Dave's surname is Cameron. --Troompa Loompa
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It's humiliating when your mum still insists on stitching name labels to your clothes. 07/09/19 7:46:46 |
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01/09/18 19:38:30 |
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31/08/18 7:52:03 |
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08/06/24 19:14:18 |
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Even the 'cushion up the jumper' trick was no guarantee of a seat on the 5:15 to Tooting Broadway. 25/05/24 11:18:59 |
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"When you said motorbikes were pussy magnets ..." 24/11/23 20:54:51 |
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"Hey, you, get off of my couch!" 01/07/21 7:43:15 |
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19/04/21 19:05:09 |
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13/04/21 11:23:22 |
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Auditions underway for 'Hey Diddle Diddle - The Movie'. 18/08/19 19:31:28 |
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13/08/19 19:02:20 |
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Sammy the spider just seconds before Shrek put his finger in his ear and squashed him. 12/08/19 19:19:52 |
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Not the best place to drink someone under the table. 23/01/19 20:01:31 |
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He had a nagging pain in his shoulder. 31/12/18 8:01:02 |
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02/11/18 20:00:12 |
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Suspicions arise after sudden disappearance of Robin. 21/10/18 8:00:42 |
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It was becoming evident that Marion was going through the change. 29/08/18 8:29:38 |
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Wed 8:09:40 |
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"Can I buy you a drink? What's your poison?" 13/10/24 19:22:53 |
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13/10/24 19:18:49 |
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28/08/24 11:01:22 |
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"Oh no, Dave's sleeper walking again." 21/07/24 11:17:15 |
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16/06/24 11:15:50 |
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02/04/24 19:23:14 |
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25/02/24 8:12:11 |
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31/10/23 12:36:07 |
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31/08/23 7:29:00 |
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Thank you James. :) And your vote too was much appreciated. --Karyn Harrison
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20/07/21 11:20:15 |
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25/01/20 12:37:38 |
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05/01/20 20:24:27 |
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04/11/19 20:23:18 |
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07/09/19 19:00:16 |
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Mickey and Minnie often indulged in a little roll play. 18/08/19 11:03:45 |
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21/04/19 19:00:45 |
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I can't believe it's nut butter! 20/04/19 9:29:08 |
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15/03/19 12:00:23 |
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21/11/18 20:00:18 |
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01/11/18 20:00:54 |
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When the missus chooses the au pair. 05/10/24 11:14:37 |
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26/08/24 11:03:46, edited: 26/08/24 11:47:31 |
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07/08/24 7:06:10 |
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25/03/24 8:18:13 |
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Anon, with your comment, did you intend to give a nod to this caption, or were you requesting a nod from the author of this caption? --Chris Beach
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These boots weren't made for walkin' 05/08/23 11:01:45 |
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21/06/21 11:33:57 |
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17/05/21 20:10:03 |
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Nods where appropriate ;) --Al Overy
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28/04/20 19:42:10 |
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07/04/20 19:06:14 |
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"You can keep your bike mate. I can fly you know!" 05/01/20 13:56:32 |
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Brilliant! --Lynne A
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04/01/20 20:00:08 |
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Skippy was a bush kangaroo but Joey preferred legs. 03/12/19 20:57:56 |
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04/10/19 11:11:54 |
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They say he died of exhaustion. 12/09/19 19:00:17 |
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He should have taken a brake. --Scrijjy Doo
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01/09/19 11:00:47 |
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17/04/19 11:02:40 |
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Well played... --Charles Gilbert
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17/04/19 11:00:29 |
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"That peeping tom's back again Malcolm!" 11/01/19 20:00:50 |
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17/09/18 19:07:04 |
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08/09/18 19:01:07 |
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03/11/24 20:06:17 |
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Very true --Glyn Evans
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27/09/24 11:04:04 |
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24/09/24 11:01:00 |
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I will use it. Thank you very much Crunchy!
8:40am
comment on caption:
🎵 We three queens ...
Bugger, can't think of anything that rhymes with 'Orient'. [Karyn Harrison]
20.00.03
8:01pm
comment on caption:
Two bears one cup [Karyn Harrison]
I posted my caption thirteen seconds after you did yours. I'm afraid my typing speed leaves a lot to be desired. As mine is slightly different and I honestly didn't see yours I'd rather not delete it, but if you object I will do so.
8:29pm
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Two bears one cup [Karyn Harrison]
Going up
11:14am
comment on caption:
Looks like he's spotted Mrs Slocombe's pussy! [Karyn Harrison]
🎵Get your motor runnin'. Head out on the highway.🎵
"No thanks, I think I'll just lay here for a while."
8:57am
comment on caption:
🎵 Born to be Wild - Steps 'n' Wolves [Karyn Harrison]
...of a Cliff?
7:28am
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There are only so many times you can hear Mistletoe and Wine without being pushed over the edge. [Karyn Harrison]
( or "...from a Cliff" )
11:21am
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There are only so many times you can hear Mistletoe and Wine without being pushed over the edge. [Karyn Harrison]
clever
6:24am
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"What did I have for lunch? Well if you squeeze me a little bit harder I can show you!" [Karyn Harrison]
Thank you.
10:20am
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"What did I have for lunch? Well if you squeeze me a little bit harder I can show you!" [Karyn Harrison]
"Grasshopper, can you turn down the sauna please ... Grasshopper?"
8:16pm
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"And on tonight's edition of 'Where Are They Now?' the sad tale of Master Po." [Karyn Harrison]