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"Sorry to disturb you. I could've sworn I heard my rattle somewhere around here." 09/08/21 19:00:20 |
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02/06/21 7:00:05 |
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Springer? But I don't even know her.
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"Matron's Easter egg hunt gets harder every year." 04/04/21 19:06:38 |
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21/01/21 20:00:04 |
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L'Orange & Peking, a crowd favorite, but roasted by the judges
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"I threw caution to the wind and it came back." 20/11/20 12:26:24 |
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"Sorry guys, I can't eat any more. I'm stuffed." 19/09/20 11:00:07 |
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Now if only I could get up. Somebody's put superglue on my seat.
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07/07/20 11:05:05 |
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Or Gang Bang?
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28/03/20 12:00:05 |
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Scientists are close to understanding why women live longer than men. 04/03/20 12:00:05 |
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One of the most difficult jobs in the world is to give a sick whale a suppository. 16/01/20 20:16:12 |
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Be careful not to annoy them. They might fly off the handle. 04/04/19 7:26:24 |
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Dave always did his best to help Jane with her obsession for making shadow elephants. 20/08/24 7:17:09 |
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"I'm not losing any more!" said Little Bo Peep. 16/06/24 11:23:16 |
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12/06/24 19:01:20 |
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29/05/24 11:37:19 |
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04/05/24 11:18:55 |
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16/04/24 11:14:43 |
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22/03/24 12:03:11 |
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Are you loathsome, tonight?
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Sadly a tidal wave Schwepped them all away. 15/03/24 20:17:08 |
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"Dave, when you said you were selling your house..." 27/01/24 8:04:36 |
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19/01/24 20:00:37 |
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09/01/24 8:00:19 |
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"That bloody tortoise is not going to win this time!" 15/08/23 7:03:12 |
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20/07/23 11:01:04 |
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That's the worst case of tinsillitis I've ever seen said the doctor. 10/07/23 11:04:36 |
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"Waiter, I think there's been a mistake. I ordered a carafe of wine." 22/06/23 11:08:07 |
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17/06/23 7:15:29 |
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17/03/23 8:00:09 |
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16/03/23 12:19:43 |
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16/03/23 12:00:36 |
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🎵 just another prick in the wall 🎵 12/03/23 8:00:11 |
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07/02/23 12:00:06 |
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05/02/23 20:18:15 |
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02/01/23 20:01:10 |
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23/12/22 8:00:12 |
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"What temperature do you set the thermostat?" 21/12/22 20:22:45 |
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The good old days... when families could afford to heat one room. 02/12/22 8:00:14 |
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22/11/22 12:38:13 |
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"Can you tell me how many lives you have left?" 22/10/21 19:00:34 |
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"It's a dangerous mission but we need one volunteer to cross the road..." 24/09/21 11:00:30 |
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05/05/21 7:00:06 |
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04/02/21 8:00:06 |
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20/11/20 20:36:54 |
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13/10/20 11:12:25 |
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14/09/20 11:01:23 |
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30/03/20 7:00:12 |
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18/10/19 19:00:10 |
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Mmmm, bishop takes king.... Is this cathedral in Prague? Then the joke is Czech, mate. :^)
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NASA unveil the new rover for their next moon landing. 22/03/19 12:29:53 |
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Right so you could be my Auntie Edna or my Uncle Harold or even Chirpy my pet budgie ..
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Scientists attempt to calculate what a woman really means when she says she's 'fine'. 14/03/19 20:05:54 |
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08/01/19 12:00:04 |
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01/11/24 20:00:30 |
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29/09/24 11:01:31 |
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"Stop being so melondramatic Dave." 27/09/24 11:05:21 |
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12/09/24 11:07:33 |
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"I normally get dressed in the Mirror." 13/07/24 7:10:21 |
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26/06/24 11:04:41, edited: 26/06/24 11:05:27 |
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14/06/24 7:14:15 |
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15/02/24 8:07:03 |
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Children should be seen and not hurled. 19/01/24 8:05:40 |
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17/01/24 8:02:27 |
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Dave and Janet got married despite being poles apart. 20/12/23 8:02:57 |
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19/11/23 8:09:03 |
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17/11/23 20:01:09, edited: 17/11/23 20:01:51 |
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"Don't move Dave. There's a monkey on the back of your head." 24/09/23 11:03:16 |
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20/09/23 7:00:41, edited: 20/09/23 7:03:42 |
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*Hairoshima
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20/08/23 19:03:00 |
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A cat a meringue.
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13/03/23 20:00:15 |
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"That poor lady doesn't know whether she's coming or going." 10/02/23 8:00:11 |
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On reflection it wasn't the best location for the annual Sleep Walkers Society camping holiday. 29/01/23 9:49:24 |
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28/01/23 8:08:31 |
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🎵 Postmortem Pat and his black and white cat 17/01/23 12:25:12 |
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"I thought I'd spruce the place up a little." 11/01/23 20:19:12 |
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26/11/22 20:00:33, edited: 26/11/22 20:19:20 |
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ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ﾉ
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"Can you ask the captioneers for a bed pun please." 02/11/22 12:05:53 |
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"I'm not sure I'm cut out for this kind of exercise." 05/09/22 7:00:12 |
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31/08/22 11:08:47 |
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Young people don't respect their elders nowadays. 04/07/22 11:06:33 |
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27/06/22 7:18:05 |
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27/05/22 7:00:10 |
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"What an amazing coincidence. They've both put Rohypnol in each other's drink." 21/11/21 20:28:36 |
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06/10/21 11:05:57 |
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Thank you, it's an honour to have inspired such a great caption. I remember thinking a nod was unnecessary lol.
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"I put my heart and sole into my art." 06/07/21 7:00:05 |
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I put my art and soul into my heart.
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25/05/21 7:08:06 |
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"I don't know why they bother with that sign." 07/12/20 12:14:20 |
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Ouch... :-)
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The last episode of Thomas the Tank Engine was brutal. 24/10/20 13:07:05 |
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22/10/20 19:22:28 |
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06/06/20 7:00:22 |
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How on earth did they get my real picture?
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30/03/20 7:00:05 |
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"Can you stop taking photos and lift my bicycle down for me please love?" 28/03/20 12:24:49 |
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I've got to hand it to you.
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When the neighbour walks by and the car's full of dog food and toilet rolls. 24/03/20 8:02:54 |
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18/03/20 13:27:19 |
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Don't do it Guy. If you go near her you'll need all the hand sanitiser you can get.
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Labrador for sale: in mint condition. 16/03/20 20:00:12 |
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19/11/19 8:00:03 |
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16/09/19 7:00:04 |
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04/09/19 7:09:03 |
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Always slice a cucumber before feeding to your tortoise. 23/11/18 21:52:32 |
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There's big bucks in the fashion industry. 30/10/18 8:08:30 |
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09/11/24 8:01:29 |
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11/10/24 19:00:31 |
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20/09/24 19:06:34 |
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While the pun is highly appropriate, this isn't a caption.
10:29am
comment on caption:
The Orifice [Stephen Bean]
I agree it's more of a craption.
7:37am
comment on caption:
The Orifice [Stephen Bean]
The 'Empire Apple' strikes back.
7:38pm
comment on caption:
Guardians of the Gala-xy [Stephen Bean]
"Beam me up, Scooty.
(Scooty's Gourmet Apples.)
8:00pm
comment on caption:
Guardians of the Gala-xy [Stephen Bean]
and send them on a trip.
7:20am
comment on caption:
Stoned the crows! [Stephen Bean]
Why is she afraid she'll get beaten?
Not in a domestic violence way, of course she could very well be the one doing the beating
In a captioning way of course, not with fists! 😂
11:17am
comment on caption:
(whisper) Don't tell my wife I'm captioning. [Stephen Bean]
Please ignore edit suggestion, Cap Auth. I realise now the change from the original adjective was probably deliberate.
7:13pm
comment on caption:
"He's not the Messiah. He's a very bad dog." [Stephen Bean]
There must be a hexam coming up.
12:52pm
comment on caption:
The kids are practicing their spelling. [Stephen Bean]
Hay tripper
8:42pm
comment on caption:
🎶 She's got a thicket to ride 🎶 [Stephen Bean]
"For dessert, we'll have Doggie Biscuits or Pup-Tarts...
anything, but, "the Pound" Cake."
5:15pm
comment on caption:
"Seven Cat du Jours coming right up." [Stephen Bean]