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	"We survived the tsunami but we're not out of the woods yet." 09/04/23 19:28:11	14

	Deliveroops 05/04/23 11:00:09	14

	"I turned the spare room into an orifice." 18/03/23 12:11:54	14

	Trainee chef 03/02/23 12:02:07	14

	"Seriously, you want £200,000 for a 5% share of your business?" 28/12/22 20:01:38	14

	His bark is better than his sight 26/12/22 12:39:49	14

	His bark's worse than his bike. 24/11/22 20:14:45	14

	clever "Look, I can see you're not happy so I'll tell you what, I'll knock a hundred quid off the two hundred million." 22/10/22 11:19:04	2 14
Supervotes sent. --Molly R
	Wraptor 21/10/22 11:02:42	2 14

	10 seconds earlier... "I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house away." 26/09/22 7:16:33	14

	"No, you've not won yet. My king has 9 lives too." 18/09/22 12:10:42	1 14

	"Are these your teeth Dave?" "No, they're Phillips." 10/09/22 11:03:53	14

	Farmer of the bride 10/09/22 7:00:09	14

	I guess I'm not the only one who finds jeans too tight around their hippos. 04/08/22 8:17:18	14

	clever Auf Wiedersehen Pet 16/06/22 7:15:46	14

	More Russian assets frozen. 02/05/22 11:38:28	14

	"I'm trying to eat more fibre." 27/02/22 8:01:19	14

	lol creative "Bloody Parkinson's, there goes another one!" 21/02/22 20:21:00	14

	Late knight shopping 22/11/21 8:00:35	14

	Shitty Shitty Bang Bang 12/11/21 8:14:57	2 14
Used in an even earlier caption from 2020 with an entirely different meaning: https://www.caption.me/551444 --Karyn Harrison
	Big Cat Dairy 09/11/21 8:42:15	14

	After months of negotiations, preventing all out intergalactic war came down to one simple action. 07/10/21 11:49:45	1 14
Pulling her finger? --Willie Johnson
	clever Davy Jones' Leica 07/07/21 12:13:19	1 14
Call me loco, but I don't think they sound a-Leica --Willie Johnson
	"I told you to fix that squeaky wheel." 26/06/21 11:00:05	14

	creative Cats are solitairey animals. 24/06/21 19:00:06	14

	"Excuse me love, can you move please? Doctor Who can't get out of his tardis." 11/04/21 7:31:26	14

	Has someone warned her about attracting the wrong sort of fellers? 26/02/21 20:00:39	1 14
like termites? --Mauris Iocus
	lol Cocks and robbers 08/02/21 12:00:05	14

	"I see bread people." 04/02/21 8:00:20	14

	When wasps start being attracted to your toilet seat, it's time to get tested for diabetes. 24/11/20 12:21:38	14

	clever 🎵 Never store your superglue next to your eye drops 🎵 17/09/20 11:00:07	1 14
That will make you sing the glues. --Willie Johnson
	clever 6th form college prepares for visit from Prince Andrew. 20/07/20 19:05:12	14

	"This is the last time I go for a roll in the hay with you." 14/07/20 7:00:05	14

	Lard of the Rings 11/06/20 19:06:11	14

	Fly tipping 18/04/20 19:00:03	14

	"F*ck off Daddy her boobs are mine." 20/03/20 8:00:16	1 14

	"Love, you're not you when you're hungry." 05/03/20 20:00:46	14

	"When I practice golf indoors I always use a tee towel." 26/02/20 20:00:13	34 14
I used to use tee towels too, until I got a hole in one --Mark England
	"Honest Noah, they'll be fine if you just leave them in the sea." 13/02/20 8:02:04	14

	Star Wars isn't for everyone's pallet. 07/01/20 12:14:58	14

	creative x2 Shunned by the video game industry, Pac-Man spends his days finding customers for the local brothel. 22/10/19 11:06:44	1 14

	creative A shroom with a moo 17/10/19 11:00:11	14

	Jack the Tripper 28/08/19 19:09:03	14

	Halo Kitty 12/06/19 7:00:04	14

	Ground Hog Day 13/05/19 19:00:03	14

	Fighting over the bill 12/05/19 19:00:05	14

	Splash of the Titans 26/04/19 7:00:15	14

	Neighbourhood Witch 16/04/19 11:00:05	14

	creative clever x2 No ruminant at the inn 20/03/19 12:00:06	4 14
Yeah couldn't agree more James, great caption. --The Wolf
	Chilled to the bone 25/02/19 8:00:26	14

	Palm tree 08/01/19 8:00:05	8 14
When a caption appears after a few seconds it will probably have been prepared in advance rather than be the result of ''speed and cleverness''. The lucky captioneer will simply be the one who downloads it the quickest. As Karyn points out, it... --Dave Bryan
	The Dalai Lemur 26/12/18 20:00:06	14

	"Please officer, can you let me off? It's my birthday tomorrow." 24/12/18 12:52:15	14

	Rambo's mission was to shoot the country's monarch. 10/12/18 8:39:10	14

	lol Toed in the hole 13/11/18 20:01:06	1 14
Nod to https://www.caption.me/356778https://www.caption.me/277138https://www.caption.me/63354 --Funny Bean
	Entertainment for the masses 06/11/24 20:03:01	13

	Nans on the Rum 29/10/24 12:13:08	13

	"FREEZE!" 24/10/24 11:04:49	13

	Octojeanarian 15/10/24 19:01:03	13

	The Great Train Shrubbery 04/10/24 7:08:24	13

	"Cracking beard mate." 27/09/24 7:07:49	13

	Tabby Road 15/09/24 7:01:26	13

	Tom and Sherry 23/08/24 19:00:19	13

	BREAKING NEWS Strange Kraft lands on oeuf. 15/08/24 11:13:23, edited: 15/08/24 11:14:48	13

	Cheeping with the Enemy 14/07/24 11:12:55	13

	Tom and Ferry 12/07/24 7:01:27	13

	"That's ma-son!" 13/06/24 7:17:56	13

	Feeta cheese 31/05/24 11:22:43	13

	clever Warning: May clog your arteries 31/05/24 11:12:47, edited: 31/05/24 11:25:13	2 13

	Tome sweet home 26/05/24 19:00:29	13

	Ma's Attacks! 23/05/24 7:32:44	13

	At the retreat for former caption addicts it was important nobody knew when it was 8am, midday or 8pm. 16/05/24 19:09:43	13

	Luke Who's Porking 25/04/24 19:35:34	13

	"Poor Dave, I told him to fix that squeaky wheel." 24/03/24 20:09:13	13

	🎵 Climb every mounting... 🎵 14/03/24 20:37:51	13

	Fish and lips 14/03/24 8:02:30	13

	decaption.me 09/03/24 12:01:08	13

	Fur tree 29/02/24 12:00:14	13

	Also available as a podcast. 14/02/24 20:11:51	13

	School run 11/02/24 12:03:51	13

	🎵 Sweat Caroline 🎵 11/02/24 8:02:37	13

	creative Soilmates 05/02/24 20:14:47	13

	A ROM with a View 04/02/24 12:00:59, edited: 04/02/24 12:02:05	13

	Beans always give me the craps. 19/01/24 12:01:01	13

	"I've always had fizzy hair." 31/12/23 12:04:59	13

	Cokehead 31/12/23 12:00:13, edited: 31/12/23 12:01:03	13

	When it comes to choosing the right partner the stakes are high. 20/12/23 8:21:33	13

	Our next door neighbours always spruce themselves up for Christmas. 18/12/23 8:04:53	13

	"Goldilocks stole my bed, my porridge, my chair and now... my virginity." 13/12/23 20:06:35	3 13
With all the stealing she did, she decided to give you free drugs? Come on now. --Glyn Evans
	Trainpotting 26/11/23 8:26:30	13

	He's a crack shot. 14/10/23 11:05:13	13

	Schoolbuoy 11/10/23 11:24:39	13

	🎵 All you peed is love 🎵 10/10/23 11:13:29	13

	The Wicker Ma'am 09/10/23 11:01:13	13

	Hoppy hour 03/10/23 11:10:43	13

	Nuns on the Rum 19/08/23 11:00:13	13

	Purrly Gate 11/08/23 11:24:55	13

	Drifting off to sleep 30/07/23 11:08:43, edited: 30/07/23 11:09:29	13

	Palate of the Apes 17/07/23 11:25:29, edited: 17/07/23 11:30:16	2 13

	The Good, the Baaad and the Ugly 26/06/23 7:02:02, edited: 26/06/23 11:54:30	1 13

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last comments (total: 1272)

While the pun is highly appropriate, this isn't a caption.

[anon]

28/09/24
10:29am

comment on caption:
The Orifice [Stephen Bean]

I agree it's more of a craption.

(caption author)

29/09/24
7:37am

comment on caption:
The Orifice [Stephen Bean]

The 'Empire Apple' strikes back.

[anon]

07/10/24
7:38pm

comment on caption:
Guardians of the Gala-xy [Stephen Bean]

"Beam me up, Scooty.
(Scooty's Gourmet Apples.)

[anon]

07/10/24
8:00pm

comment on caption:
Guardians of the Gala-xy [Stephen Bean]

and send them on a trip.

[anon]

09/10/24
7:20am

comment on caption:
Stoned the crows! [Stephen Bean]

Why is she afraid she'll get beaten?

Not in a domestic violence way, of course she could very well be the one doing the beating

In a captioning way of course, not with fists! 😂