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	Moon River 25/11/23 8:00:33	2

	Hairy Davidsons 24/11/23 20:03:35	2

	"I'm here to clean up this site. There'll be no more captions about sex and definitely no puns." 24/11/23 12:51:05	6 2
With this many comments, it seems a shame not to have awarded a single vote. --Molly R
	Joseph's coat of many coincidences. 23/11/23 8:02:37	2

	"Hey Dave, why are you so pleased HS2 isn't going to Manchester?" "They were planning on painting their bullet trains silver." 20/11/23 12:26:18	2

	Don't believe what they say about the size of my captions. 20/11/23 12:06:47	2

	Bag for wife 19/11/23 12:13:24	2

	"Why would a baboon want to work in a factory?" "They make windscreen wipers and wing mirrors." 17/11/23 20:06:53	2

	"Have you two had a roe?" 16/11/23 8:01:33	2

	The Naked Clef 14/11/23 20:08:07	2

	RIPD2 13/11/23 13:04:51, edited: 13/11/23 13:05:55	2

	"How was your flight Greta?" 12/11/23 8:08:22, edited: 12/11/23 8:33:38	2 2

	The Girl on the Train 09/11/23 20:01:44	2

	"You weren't kidding when you said you were new to computer hacking." 09/11/23 12:47:43, edited: 09/11/23 15:05:40	2

	Lollywood 09/11/23 12:32:10	2

	In likeness and in health 06/11/23 12:18:46	2

	Til death do tell us apart 06/11/23 12:03:39, edited: 06/11/23 20:23:34	2

	Her barf is worse than her bite. 04/11/23 12:19:16	2

	Schrödinger is finally apprehended. 03/11/23 12:01:36	2

	Chitty Chitty Ring Ring 02/11/23 12:18:23	2

	Dial a ride 02/11/23 12:00:33	2

	"That's strange, I've not had to turn the heating on since I got this." 01/11/23 20:27:11	2

	Global disaster 01/11/23 20:00:35	2

	"I thought there was a fanny smell in here." 29/10/23 12:36:41	2

	"With this round, I thee wed." 29/10/23 8:51:34	2

	"Jack, please don't tell me you swapped our cow for those." 28/10/23 19:07:42	2

	Painted laddies 27/10/23 7:03:41	2

	"She's too heavy... making a creche landing." 26/10/23 11:10:44	2

	"Madam, this isn't what I meant by 'pull over'." 22/10/23 11:01:31	2

	"I think Dave's gone loopy." 20/10/23 11:38:34	2

	"You missed a Bic." 20/10/23 11:05:36	2

	Knockdownton Abbey 20/10/23 7:04:10	2

	🎵 I'm sitting in the rain 🎵 16/10/23 19:02:58	2

	"Hang on a moment Dave. There must be an easier way to cure your constipation." 14/10/23 11:42:28	2

	My Hair Ladies 14/10/23 7:03:47	2

	Cone an' the Masturbarian 13/10/23 11:45:58, edited: 13/10/23 11:47:22	2

	The Towers of Babelles 11/10/23 19:01:47	2

	Oscar the Slouch 10/10/23 7:02:07	2

	Lobster tot 09/10/23 19:02:31	2

	"NO ROVER! Your stick is... Oh, never mind." 09/10/23 11:08:11	2

	Wax murderer 07/10/23 19:01:07	2 2
There's that rhyme about Lizzie Borden who gave her mother wax, was that with a candlestick in the drawing room? --Glyn Evans
	Yum-yum bullets 07/10/23 11:35:17	2

	Moanpig 06/10/23 19:12:34	1 2

	🎵 Oh dear, what can the matt error be? 🎵 05/10/23 11:08:55	2

	Widow ledge 04/10/23 19:14:52	2

	And with that, Dave decided tightrope walking wasn't for him. 04/10/23 19:03:47, edited: 06/10/23 7:13:02, suggested edits	2

	Mr Muscle 04/10/23 7:02:04	1 2
... loves the bogs you hate --Boycie
	Dramputee 03/10/23 11:02:48	2

	Gluteus mushroomus 03/10/23 7:23:48	2

	Portobowelo 03/10/23 7:08:17	2

	The turd most popular cereal in the UK. 26/09/23 19:30:16	2

	Pull English breakfast 26/09/23 19:24:51	2

	The Owl and the Pussy Willow 26/09/23 11:47:55	2

	Mr and Mrs Hutch 23/09/23 7:01:01	2

	"Oh dear, I think I made a boob." 21/09/23 7:01:07, edited: 21/09/23 7:12:25	2

	Torso de France 20/09/23 11:37:35	2

	Men Behaving Babily 19/09/23 11:19:12	2

	All fur coating and no knickers 17/09/23 7:11:09	2

	Peter Pan 15/09/23 19:06:43	2

	"And this is a photo of me on my turd birthday..." 15/09/23 19:04:17	2

	The Fix and the Hound 14/09/23 7:30:47	2

	Arabog 11/09/23 11:03:03	2

	The Horse Man of the Alcoholics 08/09/23 7:33:31	2

	Dave was always making an ass out of himself. 07/09/23 19:00:50	2

	For Edith's 98th birthday party her friends arranged a strippergramps. 05/09/23 19:25:27, edited: 05/09/23 19:26:19	2

	Nans on the Rum 05/09/23 19:16:31	2

	Cool Hound Luke 05/09/23 12:47:48	2

	Dial M for Murder 05/09/23 7:06:14	2

	Flight of the Lavigator 04/09/23 23:21:34	2

	One Million Years T.C. 01/09/23 8:08:41	2 2

	Albumen Behaving Badly 31/08/23 7:48:40	2

	Captain Neymar 29/08/23 12:12:40	2

	Concrete bungle 28/08/23 19:06:07	2

	Get a womb! 26/08/23 11:07:38	2

	"Looking back there were signs my best friend Dave had been shagging my wife for a while." 26/08/23 11:05:15	2

	The Hound of the Burlesquevilles 24/08/23 7:01:39, edited: 24/08/23 7:05:25	2

	"Someone made quite a prophet out of you." 23/08/23 11:16:31	2

	Some people have myrrh money than frankincense. 23/08/23 11:09:58, edited: 23/08/23 18:59:47	2

	Habitual drinker 19/08/23 11:01:32	2

	Drag dolls 15/08/23 19:27:29	2

	Not another bloody coat! 15/08/23 11:16:29	2

	My Fire Lady 14/08/23 20:04:52	2

	"Will you stop that Sandra please. You're going to get us thrown out of Madame Tussauds again." 14/08/23 19:23:50	2 2

	Some Monitors Do 'Ave 'Em 13/08/23 11:19:56	2

	The Teat Gallery 12/08/23 11:34:15	2

	Peek-a-boob! 12/08/23 11:05:56	2

	I wouldn't mind Munching on those. 12/08/23 11:01:12	2

	The Hounds of the Basicvilles 09/08/23 7:03:32	2

	Rex-boyfriend 08/08/23 19:27:14	2

	The Howard of the Baskervilles 08/08/23 19:10:34, edited: 08/08/23 19:18:16	2

	King of the Mews 08/08/23 11:02:25	2

	The Naked Clef 08/08/23 7:01:09	2

	"Now Mr Bobbitt, let's see if the therapy has worked. What do you see when you look at this perfectly spherical orange?" 07/08/23 11:28:48	2

	Banangerine 07/08/23 11:09:01	2

	Josey Wheels 05/08/23 11:10:12	2

	"Well done boys. I can see you've been beavering away." 04/08/23 9:21:55	2

	Scribbly-Doo 03/08/23 7:18:00	2

	Unfortunately Jesus soon discovered that colliding with a lamppost at speed can really make a messiah face. 01/08/23 20:00:14	2

	Thawlty Towers 31/07/23 7:08:46	2

	When the wife's pissed you've come home pissed, the kids are pissing around and it's pissing down with rain. 27/07/23 20:06:59	2

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I agree it's more of a craption.

(caption author)

29/09/24
7:37am

comment on caption:
The Orifice [Stephen Bean]

The 'Empire Apple' strikes back.

[anon]

07/10/24
7:38pm

comment on caption:
Guardians of the Gala-xy [Stephen Bean]

"Beam me up, Scooty.
(Scooty's Gourmet Apples.)

[anon]

07/10/24
8:00pm

comment on caption:
Guardians of the Gala-xy [Stephen Bean]

and send them on a trip.

[anon]

09/10/24
7:20am

comment on caption:
Stoned the crows! [Stephen Bean]

Why is she afraid she'll get beaten?

Not in a domestic violence way, of course she could very well be the one doing the beating

In a captioning way of course, not with fists! 😂

Glyn Evans

15/10/24
11:17am

comment on caption:
(whisper) Don't tell my wife I'm captioning. [Stephen Bean]

Please ignore edit suggestion, Cap Auth. I realise now the change from the original adjective was probably deliberate.

James Lennox

18/10/24
7:13pm

comment on caption:
"He's not the Messiah. He's a very bad dog." [Stephen Bean]

There must be a hexam coming up.

Karen McDonald

27/10/24
12:52pm

comment on caption:
The kids are practicing their spelling. [Stephen Bean]

Hay tripper

[anon]

27/10/24
8:42pm

comment on caption:
🎶 She's got a thicket to ride 🎶 [Stephen Bean]

"For dessert, we'll have Doggie Biscuits or Pup-Tarts...
anything, but, "the Pound" Cake."

[anon]

17/11/24
5:15pm

comment on caption:
"Seven Cat du Jours coming right up." [Stephen Bean]

Yeah, Elsa was such an incredibly bad sport.

She just couldn't "let it go".

That defeat must be frozen solid in her mind. What Elsa needs is a thaw head.

Glyn Evans

Monday
8:33am