Notepaper

08/03/19 20:00:03

P'anet Oeuf

17/02/19 20:00:06

Hold your horses

31/12/18 8:02:11

clever

Nincompoop

25/12/18 20:16:21

Sadly Tina mistook it for a suckulent.

Fri 12:03:30

Don't forget the bun in the oven.

11/11/24 12:00:40

Top Cat

30/10/24 20:00:19

🎶 She's got a thicket to ride 🎶

27/10/24 20:41:22

The kids are practicing their spelling.

27/10/24 12:01:55

"You look ribbiting darling."

23/10/24 11:00:46

KFcc

16/10/24 11:01:38

The Lard of the Pings

10/09/24 7:10:51

"I can't believe she's saddled with him."

07/09/24 11:24:41

Coral beef

21/08/24 7:03:57

Lidl birdy

12/08/24 19:30:11

Allah cat

01/08/24 7:14:58

creative

"Has anyone figured out how to get out of this maze yet?"

09/07/24 7:01:30, edited: 09/07/24 7:11:54

"I'm exfoaliating."

07/07/24 19:06:01

Notsobrightney Spears

07/07/24 11:07:20

Cattress

20/05/24 7:14:00

Back & Decker

19/05/24 11:13:24

"Serves you right Dave for setting your morning alarm as the sound of a cockerel."

18/05/24 11:09:01

Nails of the Unexpected

21/04/24 19:00:22

You can't judge a buck by its cover.

19/04/24 7:08:26

clever

"I warned him not to try counting his flock."

23/03/24 8:18:38

At some point children will try to rebel.

15/03/24 12:20:54

5 minutes earlier... "Yes sir, you can help yourself to as many pickles you like at no extra charge."

15/03/24 8:08:58

Cod moves in mysterious ways.

04/03/24 20:06:55

A blonde walks into a bear...

28/02/24 12:39:27

"When you said you'd take her for a spin..."

26/02/24 8:03:18

clever

"I couldn't start it this morning. The AA man said it needed a couple of hours in the sun."

25/02/24 8:22:25

Briefcase

12/02/24 20:01:02

Too many cooks spoil the brothel

10/02/24 12:05:14

"I'm just having a byte to eat."

07/02/24 8:01:56, edited: 07/02/24 8:21:29

Auf Wiedersehen, Pete

06/02/24 12:49:18

Tom and Sherry

03/02/24 8:04:27

"This is another fine mesh you've got me into!"

30/01/24 8:00:38

Hairy Biker

14/01/24 8:13:44

"I suffer from electile dysfunction."

06/01/24 8:22:15

Cold snap

02/01/24 20:02:23

clever

"And now, here to explain how it works... Brian Cox."

30/12/23 20:12:05

"How did you manage to a fjord this Dave?"

27/12/23 12:02:34, edited: 27/12/23 12:08:20, suggested edits

"Cowabungalow!"

30/11/23 20:30:13, edited: 30/11/23 20:33:00

"Are you sure it's Roman," said Tony Robinson.

13/11/23 12:11:06, edited: 13/11/23 12:13:40

Miss Carriage

09/11/23 20:04:10

"Dry yer eyes son, there's na wey a'm payin two poonds fur ye to go to th' swimmin' pool."

07/11/23 12:17:09

Queen of Tarts

19/10/23 19:18:44

Shitty Shitty Bang Bang

14/10/23 11:38:30

Surfing the internet

04/09/23 11:00:25, edited: 04/09/23 11:01:25

Foetal Attraction

26/08/23 11:14:35

Mutterial Girl

24/08/23 7:08:59

The Missing Drink

17/07/23 11:18:32

Brokeback Mutton

26/06/23 7:41:26

creative x2

April 1st, 794 – Avery hoped to fool the villagers into thinking the Vikings were attacking again.

20/06/23 11:31:52

One Million Years CBBC

30/04/23 7:53:51

The Squawking Dead

25/04/23 21:28:48

"There's been a terrible mix up."

16/04/23 19:00:07

Cheeping with the Enemy

12/04/23 7:00:09

Maim course

06/04/23 19:56:00

They usually fight with nunchuks.

31/03/23 19:00:45

"Tuti, off that phone at once. I told you, no more pyramid selling!"

29/03/23 7:00:17

Gums N' Roses

25/03/23 20:24:30, edited: 25/03/23 20:25:36

Chimp my ride

17/02/23 12:00:30

"I'm training to be a shoeffeur."

14/02/23 12:45:31

Hoard of the Rings

02/02/23 8:00:12

The Hitchedhikers' Guide to the Galaxy

30/01/23 8:05:34, edited: 30/01/23 8:18:07

What happens to a captioneer if they do too many cheese puns?

They get sentenced to eternal edamnation.

28/01/23 12:47:41

"It's no good Scooby, we'll have to send it to the Scrappy yard."

24/01/23 12:19:33

How to make emptying a portaloo more fun.

12/01/23 12:00:41

Word got around quickly there was a postman who wasn't on strike...

08/12/22 13:29:03

"Should anyone present know of any reason that this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, squeak now..."

05/12/22 8:00:45

clever

Odd socks

10/10/22 7:04:40

"Whose idea was it to move to Peckham?"

07/10/22 11:12:05

My Fur Ladies

13/09/22 19:00:07

The Bog Bang

05/09/22 11:20:22

My Lidl Ponytail

04/09/22 11:00:11

A long time ago in a gallery far, far away....

02/09/22 19:00:06

"The postman will never expect an attack from above."

27/08/22 11:00:07

"My feet are boiling in these."

23/08/22 11:24:02

Muletide

22/07/22 7:00:08

That moment you realise your parents are cannibals.

21/07/22 11:00:44

KFSea

18/07/22 19:00:05

"Who did your hair Dave?"

"Some Joker."

26/06/22 7:04:22

creative x2

"How did Super Dog break your leg Dave?"

"I'd rather not talk about it."

29/05/22 7:32:01

Cleanliness is next to dogliness

21/05/22 11:04:51

"Get in Tina, you're late for your business meeting at No 10."

06/02/22 12:19:08

Lidl Richard

24/12/21 12:10:47

Hung like a horse

16/12/21 8:05:29

"What do you think of my drawing?"

"Well Dave, you do seem to have captured the essence of her smile."

04/12/21 12:00:14

JFC

02/12/21 8:00:58

OnAdventureWithDad - on the way to Niagara Falls.

07/11/21 20:00:12

Ape measure

28/10/21 7:09:40

This is the most boring baby photo so far.

22/10/21 11:02:54

Childline

19/10/21 11:00:08

"Mummy you're really lucky you're blind."

30/09/21 7:00:33

"Eating at McDonalds every day for the last ten years hasn't done us any harm", say teenagers Jason and Carol.

27/09/21 11:00:10

"Don't do it Percy. I was joking when I said pigs might fly."

13/09/21 11:08:48

Lidl Shop of Horrors

08/09/21 7:10:24

clever

The Tortoise and the Mare

21/07/21 19:00:05

"Before the first course arrives does anyone need to go to the woods?"

14/07/21 11:02:21