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I'd already decided if I won I wanted to use the money to help caption.me. I've asked Chris if he might consider putting my winnings towards a second prize of £25 for Feb, and a second prize of £25 for March, and otherwise put it towards the c...
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Well done Stephen for a great caption which was really on point
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31/03/23 20:00:07 |
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Sometimes you just have to bow down to a higher order
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03/08/23 20:00:25 |
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21/04/20 12:00:17 |
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12/01/24 8:15:24 |
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02/01/24 20:04:08, edited: 02/01/24 20:10:54, |
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Thank you so much for the suggestion Kathleen. You really improved it!
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Life's a bitch and then you DIY 11/09/22 12:03:29 |
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08/07/20 12:00:09 |
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02/04/24 8:03:31 |
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10/01/24 12:09:59, |
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07/01/24 8:00:12 |
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03/12/23 8:13:31 |
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20/08/23 12:01:05 |
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"Don't worry, we'll get your cat down for you." Fri 20:02:24 |
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20/04/24 8:07:52 |
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"Now I just need a way to stop people putting my lunch in the bin." 12/03/24 8:37:11 |
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09/02/24 8:04:44 |
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27/10/23 20:00:32 |
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"It took me a while to realise my wife was shagging the plumber." 17/05/23 12:11:43, edited: 17/05/23 12:14:10 |
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01/04/22 12:10:36 |
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Well done Stephen, you certainly rose to that challenge.
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07/10/18 12:00:09 |
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Still better than Vista.
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05/08/24 12:17:45 |
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21/04/24 8:05:18 |
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22/12/23 8:13:58 |
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The pen is mightier than the sword. 19/11/23 20:03:29 |
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20/07/23 12:08:41 |
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21/12/22 12:04:04 |
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29/11/22 12:00:05 |
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I only recently found out that Lucy Davis (The Office, Shaun of the Dead) is Jasper Carrot's daughter. You all in the UK probably know this already but I felt compelled to share.
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"Will you guys quit hogging the limelight please." 16/07/22 20:00:37 |
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04/10/19 20:02:43 |
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16/08/24 20:24:01 |
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UNICORN FOUND 15/04/24 20:28:54 |
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"Why did you call your dog Curiosity?" 23/01/24 12:29:49 |
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07/09/23 12:04:20 |
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30/07/23 12:00:19 |
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Tiddles was holding a mouse warming party. 09/04/23 8:35:27 |
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08/02/23 20:17:03 |
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"When you said we were going to rob a train..." 10/10/22 12:15:56 |
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24/06/22 8:02:43 |
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"Who killed you?" 31/03/22 12:45:46 |
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"You're doing well on your first shift kid. Hold your arms a bit wider, this next one's really big." 01/11/20 8:03:12 |
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12/07/24 8:00:57 |
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This contest is over.
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10/05/24 12:01:52 |
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08/04/24 12:11:07 |
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05/04/24 8:23:38, edited: 05/04/24 8:38:26 |
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11/02/24 20:02:12 |
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Just out of interest, which tree is the right one?
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04/01/24 8:04:07 |
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13/12/23 12:01:27 |
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Looking for entiques?
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29/01/23 20:00:10 |
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14/12/22 20:00:40 |
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"Yes, that's the Fokker that scratched my car." 24/10/22 12:09:38 |
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08/09/22 8:37:19, edited: 08/09/22 8:38:57 |
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Brilliant! Got me back again though 😂
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24/04/22 20:21:16 |
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The disappearance of Flight 737 remains a puzzle. 12/07/21 12:03:54 |
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25/09/24 12:00:39 |
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14/06/24 12:00:24 |
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Kids have no respect for their elders nowadays. 09/06/24 8:33:36 |
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06/05/24 12:00:19 |
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24/04/24 12:01:46, edited: 24/04/24 12:02:20 |
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"I thought smoking was bad for my lungs." 21/02/24 20:03:30, edited: 21/02/24 20:07:16 |
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"Call the police. There's a hold up at the bank." 18/02/24 12:10:16 |
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"No thank you, it looks like it's been laced with something." 04/02/24 20:42:26 |
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29/12/23 8:09:24 |
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14/12/23 20:00:28 |
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"So, do you make a good living being a professional captioneer?" 22/10/23 20:29:21 |
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Yes, I do but I have to do terrible things to support my habit. They're called puns
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12/09/23 12:07:14 |
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We have our winner! Also, get off the site. -Anon
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21/06/23 8:01:38 |
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11/05/23 12:00:53 |
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04/04/23 12:00:07 |
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"Took me sixty years but I finally remembered which tree I chained my bike to." 29/06/22 12:49:59 |
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"I just hope I can remember the combination."
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17/10/21 20:44:34 |
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...and escorted off the premises. 20/07/21 12:28:58 |
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"Not today love, I've got a monumental headache." 21/04/20 8:01:37 |
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07/04/20 12:12:18 |
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05/04/20 8:25:13 |
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"Hey guys, 6 feet!"
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01/01/20 8:09:43 |
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Mythical beast world championship result: 02/07/19 12:00:14 |
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Lol
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18/03/19 8:00:04 |
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Sat 8:14:50 |
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5 seconds earlier... 13/05/24 8:32:10 |
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09/04/24 8:04:59 |
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28/03/24 12:02:03 |
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08/03/24 8:08:34 |
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04/01/24 20:05:46 |
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04/05/23 12:00:06 |
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15/01/23 20:16:00 |
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07/01/23 8:00:06 |
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Yew have inspired many! 👍
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Some relationships just aren't meant to last. 26/11/22 20:00:11 |
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24/10/22 8:02:56 |
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"That's it, bow before your emperor." 07/10/22 20:58:12 |
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02/10/22 12:00:08 |
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14/09/22 12:20:48 |
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♪ I want to hide my bicycle.. ♪ 09/09/22 12:04:45, edited: 09/09/22 12:08:25 |
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06/05/22 20:23:58 |
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"Sorry to disturb you. I could've sworn I heard my rattle somewhere around here." 09/08/21 20:00:20 |
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02/06/21 8:00:05 |
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Springer? But I don't even know her.
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"Matron's Easter egg hunt gets harder every year." 04/04/21 20:06:38 |
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21/01/21 20:00:04 |
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L'Orange & Peking, a crowd favorite, but roasted by the judges
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"I threw caution to the wind and it came back." 20/11/20 12:26:24 |
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Congratulations. "Amber necklace" was the secret word of the day.
11:49pm
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Little Timmy hoped his teacher would appreciate how well his science project had gone... and most of all his sister wouldn't notice her amber necklace was missing. [Stephen Bean]
Oops, just edited as you gave it a vote KTA. Happy to change it back if you prefer.
12:26pm
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Warning: May clog your arteries [Stephen Bean]
I like them both... other people have voted on the second caption so I'm happy for it to be left like that 😀
4:36pm
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Warning: May clog your arteries [Stephen Bean]
I couldn't imagine Harry being this mean.🙂
8:46pm
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"I warned you not to shit on Dolores Umbridge's lawn." [Stephen Bean]
True, he would be more likely to do it by accident whilst trying to conjure up a pooper scooper. Thanks for the suggestion and vote Karyn. Thinking about it, maybe Dolores didn't realise three mouths to feed would result in even more poop...
9:08pm
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"I warned you not to shit on Dolores Umbridge's lawn." [Stephen Bean]
Ah, you beat me to it - was going to write Fifty Shades of Earl Grey
8:13pm
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Fifty Shades of Grey [Stephen Bean]
Kleverality!
8:07pm
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More towel Kombat [Stephen Bean]
It is great with Whipped-cream.
8:59pm
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Pumpkin Pi [Stephen Bean]
''Before the next news item we'd like to apologise to those living in the North of England. It must be awful for you.''
Victoria Wood Show
8:33am
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When I were a lad we dreamt there were mortar life. [Stephen Bean]
So the question is.... do you think it's a mouse or an armadillo?!
4:33pm
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8 out of 10 captioneers can't tell the difference between a mouse and an armadillo. [Stephen Bean]