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Grasper Carrot
Soilmates
It all ended in tears for Kevin when Bernard left him for an Onion.
500 of your 5 a day
Look at what I've just pulled.
"That bodyguard you hired. Did you say he had a black belt in carroty?"
"I can see the root of your problem," said Ralph's therapist.
"I have a question about forbidden love..." "Sir, this is Gardeners' Question Time."
Geoff had sworn never to return to vegetable modelling - that was until he was offered a massive carrot.
"...and when I click my fingers your husband will stop thinking he's a rabbi..." "NO, please don't! For the past week he's stopped talking about football and the sex has never been so good."
"Now when I said, go and get my Christmas present and make sure it's at least a single carat..."
Somewhere there’s a giant snowman thinking he’s got Covid.
“Bloody hell Malcom! How big IS your rabbit you keep going on about?”
Dave appeared gracious in defeat but was secretly devastated to have lost to a carrot in the Best Hair Competition.
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