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25/01/21 20:03:45 |
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Kudos to you Stu, well urned. --Glyn Evans
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When I said I wanted a cake with a big number two on it I meant her age 08/02/19 20:05:14 |
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Typo "meant", but nice caption :) --James Lennox
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There you go love now let mommy have a piss in peace 02/07/19 7:40:47 |
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22/01/19 8:00:08 |
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29/01/20 20:18:23 |
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A sting operation resulted in a successful police raid. --Dave Bryan
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19/12/19 12:15:54 |
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A Big nod to 12.00.14 I did not see it when I posted --Stu Dent
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It's not you but i really can't see this being a long term relationship 16/12/18 8:21:28 |
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Assault and Battery not included 14/11/21 20:18:37 |
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13/07/20 11:00:11 |
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The worst case of writers block I have ever seen. 06/07/19 11:22:11 |
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07/04/19 7:00:08 |
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10/03/19 20:02:20 |
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Bet he thought he would make a clean getaway 29/06/19 19:00:14 |
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Claustrophobia helpline, "How can I help?" 08/05/19 7:09:53 |
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11/01/21 8:28:02 |
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After a typing error Hundreds of key workers have gone into lookdown. 17/05/20 11:07:02 |
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"Look down." "Oh no, not again. I have my rights you know." (*trips over something in the road *) --Willie Johnson
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23/06/19 11:01:48 |
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Must be getting old, fifth time I've looked at this, just got it. --John Glover
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13/05/19 19:19:22 |
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04/03/19 20:13:10 |
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The Garage did say it needed new pads 02/12/18 20:00:24 |
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08/03/21 20:00:08 |
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When you try recreating Lady and the Tramp using a spaghetti hoop. 10/09/20 11:44:08 |
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04/06/20 11:00:07 |
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25/08/19 7:00:06 |
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09/07/19 19:00:06 |
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For once Vlad is not the impaler 22/06/19 11:00:06 |
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16/01/19 20:00:18 |
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I know you are busy but it's just a quick survey. 11/01/19 8:24:28 |
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'are' busy --Dave Bryan
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28/12/18 12:00:14 |
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So basically its a mobile bike stand and I am asking £200,000 for 30% of the company. 19/12/21 20:17:33 |
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Cracking idea. I'm in. --Al Overy
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You will definitely have to go to A & E with a gash that big on your head madam. 18/12/21 9:24:07 |
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04/05/21 11:06:07 |
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30/04/20 11:28:09 |
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Whether you call it take away or takeout. Here's at least two restaurants that are open for business. --Willie Johnson
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28/12/19 9:07:41 |
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03/11/19 20:36:40 |
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That will have to go when he gets to big school 30/08/19 11:00:36 |
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08/08/19 19:00:06 |
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He just saw his wife with his bestfriend in cider 24/01/19 20:01:38 |
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10/02/21 12:00:07 |
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If eyes could eat, that would be gone by now. --Willie Johnson
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03/02/21 20:02:17 |
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12/01/21 20:24:08 |
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Your Ferrero Rocher Mr Gulliver 06/01/21 20:07:12 |
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The only mother in the UK who was hoping 20/12/20 12:09:43 |
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"strictier"? You mean I've been spelling it wrong all these years? --Willie Johnson
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03/08/20 11:13:54 |
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Donald Trump speaks to another sold out arena 13/07/20 19:00:06 |
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10/05/20 7:23:42 |
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Ethel's carer put a Tena on her. --Karyn Harrison
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A you sure there is no toilet roll left. 28/03/20 8:25:16 |
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I've heard in Europe they use birdies instead. --Scrijjy Doo
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With weather like this it's just nice to be out. 07/02/20 20:19:21 |
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01/02/20 12:36:09 |
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16/10/19 19:00:06 |
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Dave was always first to spot the ice cream van 30/08/19 19:01:49 |
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Larry the cat after a month living with Boris. 22/08/19 7:36:12 |
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27/07/19 8:03:34 |
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The world guy diving championship 14/07/19 19:00:07 |
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Singer states he is more popular than the Beatles 07/07/19 11:00:07 |
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You could have at least trimmed your holly bush 26/04/19 19:06:49 |
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It's only Whack a Mole but I like it 17/04/19 19:16:43 |
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04/04/19 7:02:50 |
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23/01/19 12:00:06 |
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09/12/18 12:00:11 |
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Looks like he defeated the penguin. Also clubs viscounts wagon wheels and hobnobs. 21/10/18 9:19:59 |
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12/07/22 7:01:25 |
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So we worked out what road we will take so let's see who gets to Scotland first 18/04/21 11:18:06 |
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23/02/21 20:01:30 |
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Birds urged not to feed the passengers on budget cruises 31/12/20 22:04:02 |
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Around the world in eighty lays 19/11/20 8:07:10 |
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Jack really enjoyed his day out up the Beanstalk 13/08/20 19:04:40 |
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05/08/20 11:00:08 |
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19/07/20 19:02:23 |
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soldiers called in to break up protesters 30/06/20 19:00:07 |
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The stalk must have brought him. 22/04/20 11:55:51 |
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The gaffer always rides in the back 08/04/20 19:00:06 |
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Even drug addicts are panic buying 30/03/20 20:14:05 |
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He was placed last in this year's Gorbachev lookalike competition. 18/02/20 20:07:51 |
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The chandelier scene on Saudi Arabia fools and horses remake just wasn't the same. 16/02/20 20:09:13 |
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I think my food has been spiked 09/12/19 20:00:33 |
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01/04/19 7:23:13 |
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05/03/19 20:00:44 |
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01/02/19 20:04:09 |
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09/01/19 8:00:30 |
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20/12/18 8:00:08 |
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Somebody tell her the traffic lights are broken. 11/10/18 19:01:16 |
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When you said you could provide a bouncer for the evening 27/12/21 12:00:09 |
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It's fine, he's got a great rep as a dealer. Plenty of Hoppers and Downers for the punters. --Glyn Evans
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14/04/21 11:05:32 |
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Model caught sleeping with her biggest fan 31/01/21 12:00:08 |
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01/11/20 12:04:30 |
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That could get messy if he forgets to take the mask off first. --Willie Johnson
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20/09/20 11:00:07 |
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04/09/20 11:58:15 |
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Doctor Whof --James Lennox
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People in Scotland told to cut down to one Scotch egg a day 29/07/20 11:02:22 |
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21/06/20 19:00:46 |
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I refuse to be taken seriously. 02/04/20 7:08:51 |
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24/03/20 20:00:08 |
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Two exact captions posted one second apart, yet six captioneers only vote for this one. Seems very unfair to me. --Paul Reeve
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20/03/20 20:00:07 |
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Homeless man adamant lottery win won't change him. 02/03/20 20:05:15 |
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It must take ages to fill the bath 10/02/20 12:28:58 |
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Was caught with no trousers on in public 29/11/19 12:05:27 |
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Bugger North Korea did have nuclear weapons after all 26/07/19 19:01:12 |
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Good thing they were so small. --Scrappy Doo
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09/07/19 11:08:32 |
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01/06/19 19:02:18 |
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If anyone can get through that window, Shere khan 18/05/19 7:04:35 |
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8:34pm
comment on caption:
Dave always took his Michael Jackson impression very seriously [Stu Dent]
Must be getting old, fifth time I've looked at this, just got it.
7:30pm
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Not to scale [Stu Dent]
I must be getting old. Just noticed the comment. Well done.
8:24am
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Not to scale [Stu Dent]
There is no right way.
5:17pm
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That is not the right way to use a bull castrator [Stu Dent]
Correction. This is more like summer...
7:28pm
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A typical Summer evening in Newcastle [Stu Dent]
Thanks Mr Dome, Will change it Think it will read better and give it a more comical edge
7:44pm
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A typical Summer evening in Newcastle [Stu Dent]
She's not thinking if she should run, more likely worried that her tan will run
9:15pm
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A typical Summer evening in Newcastle [Stu Dent]
I wrote this caption for a similar pic 21/04/19 14:14:53. It did well then but decided not to use again. Hey ho, good luck.
11:38am
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Convenience food [Stu Dent]
Good thing they were so small.
10:13pm
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Bugger North Korea did have nuclear weapons after all [Stu Dent]
note?
8:57pm
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Note to self "Don't mention wife's weight" [Stu Dent]