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I hope you relished those last moments with her.
1:09pm
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Diary entry. 23.03.23
It's my second day of being a vegetarian. The hallucinations are getting worse and anywhere I know there's meat, I imagine it being a huge delicious burger and I want to eat it. Today was also my Nan's funeral which was horrible when the hearse arrived. [The Wolf]
I thought it was Norman Tebbit.
8:40pm
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"Mr Rees-Mogg, one of your constituents is here to see you. Shall I fetch your makeup?" [The Wolf]
Do they also do captioning?
8:49pm
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It was horrible finding my Dad like this. I mean all the flesh and organs had gone but the position of his left hand said it all really. That and the fact that his screen was on www.bustybondagebitchescoveredwithnutella.com. [The Wolf]
I'd like to complain that this website address doesn't work.
9:03pm
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It was horrible finding my Dad like this. I mean all the flesh and organs had gone but the position of his left hand said it all really. That and the fact that his screen was on www.bustybondagebitchescoveredwithnutella.com. [The Wolf]
Ha ha. This caption is particularly ironic for reasons that won't be immediately obvious
9:18pm
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*Beep*
‘A captioneer has just voted for your non pun based caption.’
Poor James Lennox. It was bound to happen eventually, but he didn’t quite last long enough to witness it.
[The Wolf]
Ok, I've edited my 'Four Wedding and a Funeral', but 6 seconds? Do you live in the matrix? Good luck with the caption.
12:13pm
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Boxing Ring. [The Wolf]
Can't help thinking of the Alas Smith & Jones sketch:
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=452120469088554
[Viewer discretion advised ... it was the 80s ]
10:41pm
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Women's football, right lads? [The Wolf]
He should start doing donuts as a distraction
10:58pm
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"THIS IS THE POLICE. PULL OVER, GET OUT OF THE VAN AND SPREAD 'EM." [The Wolf]
Lol. Just a few silly questions to ask...
Considering that the T-1000 is a killing machine would they have parted on civil terms?
Was the ex human or machine?
Did they meet on Skynet?
Having sampled some of her DNA, if the T-1000 is so hung up couldn't the T-1000 become his girlfriend?
9:06am
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The Terminator T-1000 didn't look so tough after he was dumped by his girlfriend. [The Wolf]
I can see how that would be awkward. Still, something to tell the grandkids... Erm...
9:16am
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That awkward moment when you're having a fight with Winnie-the-Pooh, then Tigger comes to his rescue and wrestles you to the floor, and then whilst he has you pinned to the floorboards he sees a sexy female Tiger walking past the window and gets an erection. [The Wolf]