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	Yappy Eaters 17/11/24 8:51:42	5

	🎵 Welcome To The Jungle 16/11/24 9:05:38	5

	🎵 That don't impress me mush 09/11/24 8:34:41	5

	"I think you boys know why we've stopped you and you'd better tell the truth as this is serious... Have you got any doughnuts in there?" 24/10/24 11:24:20	5

	🎶 Oh, Deere, what can the matter be? 🎶 21/10/24 19:02:56	8 5
And I'll breve a sigh of relief --Mr Dome
	lol Burying a dog is bad enough but burying one with Down's Syndrome!? 21/10/24 11:07:12, edited: 22/10/24 19:12:36	2 5
You know when you shouldn't laugh at something, but that makes it harder not to? Apologies to the sensitive among us, but I haven't laughed out loud at a caption in ages, so have to LOL this. --James Lennox
	At an air duct in the Nakatomi Plaza: "The fat policeman sent me, Mr McClane. Said you needed a gun and some duct tape. I've overruled him and brought you half a mouse." 20/10/24 12:05:53	2 5
Good reference! I was going to do something on a similar theme. It's a great Christmas movie... --Mr Dome
	Happy Feat 14/10/24 7:09:26, edited: 14/10/24 7:09:57	5

	Plop Art 24/07/24 19:08:43	5

	Jane liked having fronds in high places. 08/07/24 7:15:47	5

	clever ...and that's how 'pinking shears' were invented. 16/06/24 16:28:51	5

	Dog's Diner 03/06/24 7:13:51	5

	That monster truck looks a bit Sulley. 31/03/24 11:14:49	5

	"Just how much butter beer have you had, Ron Weasley??" 11/02/24 20:00:44	5

	Proud sponsor of the Post Office fraud investigation team. 16/01/24 8:18:09	5

	Terry was an experienced cone artist. 31/12/23 8:06:27	5

	Captioneers arrive for the Dave Awards in their special AI generated transport. 14/12/23 8:39:07	5

	"Are you sure this is 'Bondi' Beach, Katie?" 04/12/23 8:11:58	5

	🎶 It's a nude dawn It's a blue day It's a ewe wife For me And I'm feeling good 16/11/23 13:04:38	5

	"Luke, I am your Sithter." 07/11/23 8:31:39	5

	"Paddy, we're out of frozen cod." "Thank God, my Mum has gone to Iceland." 03/11/23 8:25:13	5

	Nail biters 17/10/23 7:00:30	5

	Want that Welsh summer holiday experience in your own back garden? Choose the Caerphilly Damp Master Plus. Comes with perma-drizzle and pissed-wet-through settings. Choose damp, choose Caerphilly! 17/10/23 6:34:55	5

	It took six months and several strongly worded letters to the council before the Ninja Turtles got this rectified. 01/10/23 19:03:42	1 5

	The Three Little Pigs venture out after realising they can't stay in the house all day. 28/09/23 7:07:44	5

	"I prefer moosli." 23/09/23 19:53:41	5

	They were later arrested for barking and entering. 31/07/23 11:08:41	5

	Something old, something new, something borrowed, some fling mew. 26/06/23 20:44:36	5

	"Don't go in the sea because of the multi-coloured jellyfish, they said! Pah!" 25/06/23 11:33:17	5

	🎵 Don't stamp, don't stamp so, don't stamp so close to me! 🎵 24/06/23 20:02:32	1 5

	Mick Jaguar 16/06/23 7:10:09	5

	James Lennox prepares to celebrate new blind picture format. 13/06/23 7:03:48	2 5
But only the ones that end in "-day", right James? --Willie Johnson
	A lot of women can't stand hats. 28/05/23 11:07:49	5

	Ah, so that's why John Wayne walks like John Wayne. 27/05/23 21:18:28	5

	"They're all female!?" "It's the links effect." 26/05/23 19:40:11	5

	In the Giant Fruit Contest, Jim's strawberry was very highly seeded. 20/05/23 11:00:50	4 5
Berry nice. --Peter Houle
	"Haha, I'm going to make a pun about this", laughed Mr Lennox. "How about 'Hurly Learning Centre'?" "I will never EVER forgive you", thought little James. 10/05/23 19:52:41	1 5
Puns aren't funny! THEY AREN'T EVEN CAPTIONS!! ... It's OK ... breathe ... remember what the therapist said. --James Lennox
	Boyz II ceMent 10/05/23 11:00:15	5

	Play dead 01/05/23 11:00:24	5

	Armitage Sharks 19/04/23 19:00:12	5

	"Bugger me, you're brave!", said the bear. 14/04/23 7:00:45	5

	So? My cat always buries the evidence in his poo corner. 22/03/23 8:00:13	5

	Poo corner 28/02/23 8:00:14	5

	The infinite number of monkeys, having written the works of Shakespeare, soon graduated to building cars. 17/02/23 12:51:00	5

	Poundland, Glasgow. 12/02/23 14:44:37	5

	Superimposedman 25/01/23 20:00:14	5

	Royal with cheese 22/01/23 20:00:11	5

	Take Brat 01/01/23 12:00:34	5

	"Hands up if you like fishing." 19/12/22 8:00:34	5

	Robert Burns 16/12/22 8:00:10	5

	Ted liked his hair cropped. 06/12/22 12:00:12	5

	clever "Think, Jason, think! We've got to write a caption that gets at least 39 votes!" "Erm... Theresa May pushes for easier A4 Goldfish funerals?" "You're an idiot. That doesn't even start with 'Lidl'." 04/12/22 8:00:42	1 5

	The Hunan Cannonball 01/12/22 20:04:54	5

	"I'm afraid I've made a right dog's dinner of this, haven't I?" 23/11/22 20:00:34	5

	"I need a bell, please." "Why?" "My horn's broken." 16/11/22 20:00:23	5

	That little boy looks full of beans! 16/11/22 8:05:38	5

	After a myriad failed attempts to stop Road Runner, Wile E. Coyote introduces some reverse psychology. 06/09/22 11:00:11, edited: 06/09/22 11:01:05	2 5
In honour of the Queen's English:After myriad failed attempts ("myriad" used correctly as an adjective)After a myriad of failed attempts ("myriad" used incorrectly, but commonly, as a noun)RIP Lizzy --James Lennox
	"Your parrot's very muscular." "Yes, it's all the repetitions." 24/08/22 19:00:14	5

	"Do you have this in braille?" 15/08/22 11:06:44	5

	"Paddy?" "Yes, Murphy?" "Would it not have been cheaper to install actual glass than using a giant cat to mime it?" 08/08/22 19:35:41	5

	H.M.S. Pinafore 08/08/22 7:00:20	5

	"What's this? I ordered COCKLES and mussels!" 18/07/22 19:21:53	5

	"Very dangerous furniture! Squashed my sister." ~ Witch Magazine 15/07/22 19:02:12	5

	"That is gross! What on earth is he thinking?" "That's Raquel Welch's son." "Oh... Fair enough then." 10/07/22 11:00:31	5

	Acigmatism 09/07/22 7:00:27	5

	Wait until you're over the hill! 06/07/22 11:00:30	5

	Rock and Vole 25/06/22 11:00:25	5

	Sign erected after big spikes in visitors. 12/06/22 19:00:09	5

	No sit, Sherlock! 12/06/22 7:00:06	5

	Meanwhile, at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival... 10/06/22 11:03:30	5

	Cockatutu 07/06/22 19:24:08	5

	Cat Garrett 03/06/22 19:34:28	5

	That's wiped the smile off the Cheshire Cat's face. 25/05/22 19:02:48	5

	It's a pay as you go. 24/05/22 11:00:10	5

	"She was tap dancing and just slipped." 23/05/22 19:40:01	5

	"Bloody inflation! You go to spend a penny and it costs you an arm and a leg!" 23/05/22 19:15:27	5

	"So, the vampire appears and Sister Mary says 'show him your cross', so I shout 'GET AWAY, YOU NASTY THING!'..." 23/05/22 7:15:44	5

	"Would you like a sandwich, Sister?" "Rather! That sort of thing's frowned upon up at the Abbey!" 23/05/22 7:00:10	5

	"Stop! I need to check you for canines." 20/05/22 19:00:11	5

	"Chuck him over and I'll stick him back in the cabbage patch." 16/05/22 19:17:43	5

	The Child Catcher 16/05/22 19:03:12	5

	The Karate Kit 16/05/22 11:00:07	5

	The Kissing Link 16/05/22 8:30:30	5

	Chicken rum 15/05/22 11:39:37	5

	Love overcomes all - even being hung, drawn and quartered, apparently. 09/05/22 7:00:54	5

	Sal felt better after finding a shoulder to cry on. 09/05/22 7:00:31	5

	Sex a-peel. 07/05/22 11:01:29	5

	Trainsquatters 30/04/22 11:00:29	5

	Yet another heir-raising stunt! 26/04/22 11:00:17	2 5

	"Tell me again, David, the drowning hula girl was so fat she would have pulled you under and messed up your hair, so..." 22/04/22 7:00:12	5

	Sagitthairyarse, the archer. 19/04/22 19:00:31	5

	When I said order a camper van... 11/04/22 7:01:17	5

	"What's he doing in my van?" "He likes it in the rear." "...well, that's his prerogative, but what's he doing in my van?" 11/04/22 7:00:22	5

	That's nice. Six months ago this area was a bit seedy. 07/04/22 12:03:04	5

	Sherry and the Pacemakers 31/03/22 7:00:18	5

	The minute Mary Poppins left and Bert the Chimney Sweep was back on the market, the streets were filled with hopefuls. 30/03/22 7:00:30	5

	George, Formby. 28/03/22 20:21:52	5

	Rouges Gallery 27/03/22 20:39:01	5

	"Dad? Why aren't you moving... And why are you covered in jam?" 24/03/22 8:14:03	5

	Border collie 22/03/22 20:00:10	5

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last comments (total: 670)

Brilliant caption, well deserved leader of the pack.

C CaMel

01/12/24
7:32am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

Many congratulations, Al. You gave us a storming performance with month.

Vivvy En

01/12/24
7:56am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

A class act. Well done Al.

Dot Old

01/12/24
8:14am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

Wagnificent caption Al! 4/10 must be one of the best monthly performances too. Karen's caption was great as well. Don't join Tom in the conservatory just yet Karen, you might be in the running for a Dave award for the one that got away.

Stephen Bean

01/12/24
8:34am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

Great caption Al and a fantastic achievement to have nearly half the contenders. Like Steve I think Karen must have a great chance in the 'one that got away' category.

Dave Bryan

01/12/24
8:43am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

Congratulations Al, you've certainly had a considerable degree of success this month!

Glyn Evans

01/12/24
9:03am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

Thanks so much for the votes and comments, everyone. What a lovely surprise! It was my birthday last month so to win is very timely and special. Thank you. 🙏🏻🤗

(caption author)

01/12/24
9:43am

comment on caption:
They're waiting for their Masters. [Al Overy]

She had an Over-Bearing presence on the stage.

[anon]

03/12/24
9:21pm