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26/01/23 12:11:11 |
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Congratulations, Al. Out of the many great captions this month, yours was a cut above the rest.:^)Crunchy
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25/11/24 20:01:20, edited: 03/12/24 11:49:53 |
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Congrats, Al! A perfect caption for a labradorable picture.:^)Crunchy
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15/03/23 8:00:16 |
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Good stuff! Dead funny. your wins just keep mounting.Keep them coming Al.
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21/10/22 7:00:16 |
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Thanks so much for the votes and kind words. Moreover, thanks to Chris for his hard work, patience and generosity running the site. It's not easy looking after us lot. Thanks again, everyone. :)P.S. I'll just do a pun next time, James.
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"My name's Nicholas and I'm an alcoho-ho-holic." 18/10/22 7:01:46 |
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16/11/21 8:00:08 |
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10/10/20 11:00:14 |
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Thanks again everyone.
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30/05/24 19:00:30 |
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Truly Offal
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Despite the doctor's efforts, he left hospital in a box. 31/03/24 19:09:49 |
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15/01/24 8:20:55, edited: 15/01/24 8:49:17 |
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Oh your efforts deserve praise indeed!! 😂
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"Doctor, Doctor I have shooting pains in my stomach!" 09/01/24 12:02:41 |
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17/12/23 21:11:05 |
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"Look what Timmy brought home from plague group!" 07/02/23 8:01:00 |
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Traffic news: Road closures due to pride march. 14/01/23 12:00:12 |
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A crowd quickly gathered as the loose change fell from Donald's sporran. Sat 12:14:23 |
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"Can either of you use a mouse?" 10/11/24 12:08:50 |
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*BANG* 07/11/24 12:01:23 |
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17/06/24 11:05:22 |
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06/08/23 19:31:04 |
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My apologies, Chris. I would delete it, but it would make nonsense of your and Glyn's responses.
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For those who like to torque with their mouth full. 19/09/22 7:00:15 |
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"I'm afraid I'll have to leave it there as I'm really bad at painting chairs." 30/04/21 19:00:34 |
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This house belongs to a famous wrapper. 28/04/24 19:01:12 |
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29/01/24 8:19:04 |
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26/01/24 8:00:17 |
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24/01/24 12:05:35, edited: 24/01/24 12:07:11 |
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24/03/23 12:00:12 |
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"I have wonderful news, Mary. I'm to be the new face of Pringles crisps!" 22/11/24 8:01:45 |
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20/10/24 7:08:35 |
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Dave - are you drunk?
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14/07/24 19:18:17 |
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Brilliant
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When the CEO retired, he left some very big shoes to fill. 10/06/24 11:05:27 |
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Jenny felt safer with planes after her recent helicopter experience. 22/07/23 7:03:39 |
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Well, she hasn't got wet hair any more.
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Whenever Jeff meets a new girl he gets completely carried away. 14/03/23 8:06:10 |
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"That you, Bob? Me goggles have steamed up." 10/01/22 12:35:34 |
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27/09/21 7:00:41 |
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Thanks everyone! I'm blown away by the support and really wasn't expecting this. Right, I'm off to barter for half a jerry can of unleaded.
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Doctors warn of deadly new shingles outbreak. 21/06/24 7:03:24 |
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The artist formally known as Prints. 15/05/24 19:01:27 |
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I'm careful not to drop them as I hate pulp fiction. 25/03/24 8:14:26 |
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"When you said you'd bought a suit for a pound..." 17/03/24 12:18:23 |
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She had several number ones. Sadly, they were on the carpet. 24/08/23 8:45:17 |
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Bad Girl!
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18/08/23 11:00:28 |
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12/07/23 7:05:27 |
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Justin was a terrible roll model. 29/06/23 11:06:24 |
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The moment when you realise that's not a Mars Bar floating towards you... 10/04/23 11:01:50 |
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As Nan got older, we gradually reduced the size of the hurdles to avoid injury. 29/06/22 19:00:14 |
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Sally began to regret buying the special 'Yorkshire Edition' Scrabble. 07/07/21 19:01:00 |
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Let by gums be by gums
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"Well, it worked with the goldfish..." 23/06/21 7:02:18 |
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10/03/21 8:03:42 |
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16/02/21 8:00:07 |
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"Listen, all I need you to do is find me 25 more votes, or I won't like you as much. Stop the steal." Signed, anon voter
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06/01/21 20:00:41 |
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05/12/20 20:07:54 |
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... or an inexperienced bog guide.Well done Al. Great caption.
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"Now, Timmy, it's not nice to mock Donald Trump." 16/07/24 7:03:28 |
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28/03/24 8:00:27 |
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"They had to react, Trevor, because the other side have taken the lead." 28/02/24 8:09:56, edited: 28/02/24 8:11:07 |
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03/12/23 17:55:52 |
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07/11/23 20:00:28 |
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Traumatised as a child, Tim vowed he'd never miss an ice cream van ever again... 15/10/23 7:09:58 |
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It was far safer than reading it on the web. 05/06/23 11:01:51 |
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SPY BALLOON SCANDAL: 18/02/23 8:00:12 |
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I’ve not seen this elsewhere. I also don’t think it’s necessary to use comments to criticise captions. Better just to withhold your vote and move on.
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02/09/21 12:33:38 |
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Haha, to avoid that, all you have to do is use your own name like meAAAAAAAAGH!
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03/04/21 11:25:31 |
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But sure make have you the order right.
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17/02/21 8:01:22 |
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I refuse to recognise this as the winning caption. I was getting ready to celebrate this one as the true winner - https://www.caption.me/579204Join me at the "Stop the Steal" rally followed by a march to the Caption Building alongsid...
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13/11/20 8:00:37 |
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It's the least we can do... he knows what's behind your closet door... we've robbed him of his progeny.
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"For goodness sake, Ted! I told you not to lie on the dog blanket with suncream on!" 14/08/20 7:00:18 |
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Latest anti-immigration measures revealed. 19/11/24 20:02:17 |
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🎵 Grazing on a sunny afternoon 15/07/24 19:04:48 |
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08/04/24 7:01:24 |
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01/04/24 7:01:58 |
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20/11/23 12:09:41 |
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"SOLD. Next up, lot 57, George Michael's scrapbook." 04/10/23 7:06:00 |
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26/06/23 7:06:21 |
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Mums up and down the country start to brace themselves for the impending School Summer Holiday. 08/06/23 11:00:16 |
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Looks like someone's cut a few corners there. 28/05/23 19:00:14 |
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"When I said get your skates on..." 08/03/23 8:00:13 |
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"So, the castle's closed on Sundays, is it? We'll soon see about that!!" 26/02/23 8:13:37 |
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21/12/22 8:00:12 |
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We wanted three French hens but could only get one due to the red tape. 15/11/22 20:00:17 |
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23/10/22 7:00:10 |
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13/08/22 11:00:09 |
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Breaking: Wall. Mortar come later. 19/07/22 11:00:56 |
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We call him Groucho behind his back. 15/07/22 7:00:17 |
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08/01/22 8:04:17 |
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"I'm afraid there'll be no presents this year, children. Santa's been mugged!" 15/12/21 8:00:08 |
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20/03/21 12:00:07 |
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Have a Snickers, Pingu! You're not yourself when you're hungry! 06/02/21 20:03:05 |
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Fur coat no snickers
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24/11/24 8:06:32 |
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11/11/23 9:37:12 |
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04/10/23 11:09:08 |
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24/05/23 19:00:13 |
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19/05/23 11:00:29 |
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"It's how I first learnt to spell." 01/03/23 8:01:39 |
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25/02/23 8:00:11 |
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Hubert eagerly awaited the big match. 29/11/22 20:00:14 |
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Darn it Al. You're going to have to change your name to "hidden", so I can vote for more of your captions.
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02/10/22 11:00:10 |
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He's also been working on his pecks. 24/08/22 19:00:33 |
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16/08/22 7:00:10 |
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23/07/22 7:00:14 |
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17/07/22 7:06:51 |
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Latest frontline photo reveals clear evidence that Putin has Bungled his invasion. 20/05/22 7:00:07 |
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11/04/22 19:00:41 |
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"See - I told you this room was big enough!" 17/03/22 12:06:33 |
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Only just got this. Great caption.
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I'm not usually a fan of longer captions but loved this one. The right winner!
8:06am
comment on caption:
'Dear Mr Smith, here is your beloved Mittens, compliments of Stuffit & Mount Taxidermy. Due to a small incident with some superglue, we have decided to waive your bill. P.S. You can keep the deer.' [Al Overy]
Congrats Al. It'd be an awesome gesture if the stuffed hybrid was included as part of the prize!
Would you adorn your place of residence with such a masterpiece?
8:43am
comment on caption:
'Dear Mr Smith, here is your beloved Mittens, compliments of Stuffit & Mount Taxidermy. Due to a small incident with some superglue, we have decided to waive your bill. P.S. You can keep the deer.' [Al Overy]
I saw this before I went to work one morning and chuckled the whole drive. Top work and thanks.
8:43am
comment on caption:
'Dear Mr Smith, here is your beloved Mittens, compliments of Stuffit & Mount Taxidermy. Due to a small incident with some superglue, we have decided to waive your bill. P.S. You can keep the deer.' [Al Overy]
Thanks so much for the very kind words, everyone. There were a number of brilliant captions this month, so a shout out to the others as well. I should also give a nod to James or Wolf as I think one of them originally came up with 'Mittens'. I guess he then just stuck.
10:11am
comment on caption:
'Dear Mr Smith, here is your beloved Mittens, compliments of Stuffit & Mount Taxidermy. Due to a small incident with some superglue, we have decided to waive your bill. P.S. You can keep the deer.' [Al Overy]
Ha ha, yeah Al, I'll claim Mittens as mine, so technically you owe me 25 quid... Nah, outstanding mate. So often I wish your captions were my captions
11:18am
comment on caption:
'Dear Mr Smith, here is your beloved Mittens, compliments of Stuffit & Mount Taxidermy. Due to a small incident with some superglue, we have decided to waive your bill. P.S. You can keep the deer.' [Al Overy]
It might've been James OR me so maybe we split the 50 just to be on the safe side? I also created Tina from Doncaster so (You're welcome) or (I'm sorry) depending on how you feel about her. Regardless, any future winner mentioning her name will be subject to the appropriate royalty payments! We need some new characters so let's get creative!
10:12pm
comment on caption:
'Dear Mr Smith, here is your beloved Mittens, compliments of Stuffit & Mount Taxidermy. Due to a small incident with some superglue, we have decided to waive your bill. P.S. You can keep the deer.' [Al Overy]
Very funny caption 🙂
10:44am
comment on caption:
'Dear Mr Smith, here is your beloved Mittens, compliments of Stuffit & Mount Taxidermy. Due to a small incident with some superglue, we have decided to waive your bill. P.S. You can keep the deer.' [Al Overy]
Very clever. Congratulations 🙂
9:21pm
comment on caption:
'Dear Mr Smith, here is your beloved Mittens, compliments of Stuffit & Mount Taxidermy. Due to a small incident with some superglue, we have decided to waive your bill. P.S. You can keep the deer.' [Al Overy]
👏 Congratulations on a fawntastic caption 👍🦌
8:16pm
comment on caption:
'Dear Mr Smith, here is your beloved Mittens, compliments of Stuffit & Mount Taxidermy. Due to a small incident with some superglue, we have decided to waive your bill. P.S. You can keep the deer.' [Al Overy]
It's the point of no return - will it be Caddyshack or Kevin and Perry? 😁
6:57am
comment on caption:
The moment when you realise that's not a Mars Bar floating towards you... [Al Overy]