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I've been squatting here since the Tennant left 30/04/24 7:08:12 |
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18/08/24 11:07:39 |
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...And David Bowie claimed her wedding was a godawful small affair. --Glad You Remember
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28/07/24 11:13:33 |
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30/06/24 11:17:40, edited: 30/06/24 11:42:38 |
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30/03/24 12:04:17 |
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05/07/23 7:18:31 |
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Can I taste anchovies? 29/06/24 8:05:31 |
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Whodunnit? 29/04/24 7:55:33 |
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05/04/24 11:24:56 |
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20/10/24 7:34:28 |
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I may look daft but I can serve 20 beers at a time 08/07/24 7:13:24 |
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19/06/24 7:01:34 |
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24/06/24 7:17:15 |
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06/05/24 11:14:46 |
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Only 68 days or two more Prime Ministers to Xmas 18/10/22 8:48:05 |
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23/12/24 12:07:11 |
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22/08/24 11:04:39 |
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The only way Barbie is going to make a clean sweep at the Oscars 15/08/23 19:02:34 |
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17/04/23 11:58:53 |
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31/01/24 12:43:23 |
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16/06/23 17:55:11 |
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He'll be charged -that's for sure 10/03/23 12:44:29 |
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29/11/24 8:57:03 |
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I do like to pee beside the seaside 27/04/24 7:12:17 |
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05/08/23 7:14:16 |
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16/07/23 7:07:25 |
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02/06/23 7:51:41 |
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11/12/22 10:44:14 |
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21/09/24 11:01:24, edited: 21/09/24 12:15:03 |
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01/08/24 7:17:10 |
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10/07/24 19:53:49 |
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05/05/24 7:13:44 |
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There's a chip in there somewhere 12/04/24 7:16:50 |
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06/03/24 8:15:11 |
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31/12/23 12:39:46 |
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06/02/23 12:10:50 |
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27/01/23 8:21:39 |
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15/09/24 11:02:44 |
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The blow job came earlier than Dave had anticipated 06/09/24 7:23:19 |
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25/05/24 20:00:40 |
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Of course it is dangerous-all this bloody asbestos! 30/11/23 8:25:20 |
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08/06/23 21:01:30 |
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28/12/22 9:27:51 |
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24/11/22 8:21:34 |
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Once upon a time in a fartaway land....................... 16/11/22 11:39:41 |
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16/09/22 11:16:06 |
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my dentist clearly knows the drill 10/09/22 13:13:36 |
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07/11/24 16:14:59 |
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13/10/24 11:02:23 |
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05/09/24 11:14:39 |
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Look what I dug up burying my poo 07/08/24 7:23:20 |
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Clinging on to what remains of HS2 21/07/24 11:15:00, edited: 21/07/24 11:39:37 |
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The new head of the Green Party 07/07/24 7:26:49 |
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Stop emitting CO2. 18/06/24 7:22:05 |
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Happy Together................. 18/01/24 12:22:00 |
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01/12/23 20:31:05 |
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26/11/23 12:03:34 |
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Rasputin's disguise failed to prevent assassination 22/11/23 12:06:45 |
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02/11/23 12:27:31 |
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Disaster be the worst souvenir ever 01/11/23 22:45:41 |
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Ok, don't have a meltdown about it. --Willie Johnson
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10/10/23 11:11:22 |
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03/08/23 15:36:29 |
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Hahahah! That's so bad, it's hilarious. --Vivvy En
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02/08/23 7:15:40 |
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Shouldn't have had that second cup of tea 31/05/23 11:22:26 |
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10/05/23 13:42:49 |
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Try mouse to mouse resucussitation 08/03/23 21:07:24 |
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I'm swinging in the train,just swinging in the train 14/11/22 10:50:36 |
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03/11/22 8:13:35 |
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who cares if they have run out of bog rolls? 04/09/22 11:00:58 |
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08/12/24 8:36:48 |
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29/09/24 11:19:07 |
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10/08/24 7:09:53, edited: 10/08/24 8:21:56 |
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04/08/24 21:39:36 |
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Who said cheap clothing doesn't last? 26/07/24 7:25:24, edited: 26/07/24 8:22:43 |
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17/07/24 19:03:08 |
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I never did understand why it's called "Iceland" 30/06/24 7:38:36 |
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No worries, I used to be a surgeon before I became an electrician 15/06/24 7:15:50 |
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12/05/24 11:06:42, edited: 12/05/24 13:01:46 |
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04/05/24 7:14:33 |
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13/01/24 8:20:09 |
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27/12/23 9:06:50 |
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21/11/23 11:57:40 |
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I often wondered about what happened to Tim Henman 17/11/23 8:33:32 |
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I never did believe the story about storks and babies 10/10/23 7:17:17 |
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15/08/23 11:00:45 |
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24/07/23 14:02:46 |
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20/07/23 19:52:04 |
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Where did it all go wrong Elton? 15/07/23 9:13:14 |
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So what else did you do in lockdown? 26/05/23 11:48:39 |
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A warm welcome awaits Prince Andrew 22/05/23 7:13:49 |
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18/04/23 15:24:48 |
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Removing fake tan is a tough job 26/03/23 8:55:41 |
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I'll be there in a couple of shakes 26/02/23 8:10:58 |
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What a lousy retirement present 05/02/23 8:15:28 |
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30/01/23 22:45:36 |
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10/01/23 20:08:22 |
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12/12/22 10:19:25 |
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19/09/22 7:47:15 |
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Latest attempt to get into Parliament by the Monster Raving Sun 12:10:33, edited: Sun 12:44:51 |
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Fri 16:30:04 |
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7:58am
comment on caption:
Disaster be the worst souvenir ever [monty D]
Ok, don't have a meltdown about it.
4:47am
comment on caption:
Disaster be the worst souvenir ever [monty D]
Her Cell'ulitis is Showing... in those Skinny Jeans.
1:00pm
comment on caption:
the phone has a rear view camera [monty D]
Milky Whey?
7:49am
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Milky Way [monty D]
Same as 20:17:38.
6:20am
comment on caption:
WE will rock you [monty D]
The sisters were proud of their Hairitage.
5:12pm
comment on caption:
Bigwigs [monty D]
She's had work done... it's as Pl'ant'ain as the nose on her Face.
11:45pm
comment on caption:
Michelle Fyffer [monty D]
...And David Bowie claimed her wedding was a godawful small affair.
5:22pm
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Well, she has got mousey hair [monty D]
"Is that a column in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?"
10:28pm
comment on caption:
You've got the wrong Nelson [monty D]
Same pun as 12:01:46
12:16pm
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Status cymbal [monty D]