super vote: ( left this week)
I've been squatting here since the Tennant left
30/04/24 7:08:12
Well, she has got mousey hair
18/08/24 11:07:39
Wrap artist
28/07/24 11:13:33
Someone's laced my tea
30/06/24 11:17:40, edited: 30/06/24 11:42:38
It's a Frankfurther
30/03/24 12:04:17
Game over.
05/07/23 7:18:31
Can I taste anchovies?Later, darling.
29/06/24 8:05:31
Whodunnit?Colonel Mustard in the library with a hand grenade
29/04/24 7:55:33
On the run from the coops
05/04/24 11:24:56
I said "hover over it"
20/10/24 7:34:28
I may look daft but I can serve 20 beers at a time
08/07/24 7:13:24
Milky Way
19/06/24 7:01:34
Is it wheelie santa?
24/06/24 7:17:15
Bout time
06/05/24 11:14:46
Only 68 days or two more Prime Ministers to Xmas
18/10/22 8:48:05
Status cymbal
23/12/24 12:07:11
Slicing with death
22/08/24 11:04:39
The only way Barbie is going to make a clean sweep at the Oscars
15/08/23 19:02:34
My Pharaoh Lady
17/04/23 11:58:53
Lugworm
31/01/24 12:43:23
rat-arsed
16/06/23 17:55:11
He'll be charged -that's for sure
10/03/23 12:44:29
Farmer about to lose the plot
29/11/24 8:57:03
I do like to pee beside the seaside
27/04/24 7:12:17
Sour Kraut!
05/08/23 7:14:16
Transhit van
16/07/23 7:07:25
Now that's a car and a half
02/06/23 7:51:41
I've got another eight knives
11/12/22 10:44:14
The Jocky Horror Picture Show
21/09/24 11:01:24, edited: 21/09/24 12:15:03
Copycat
01/08/24 7:17:10
Shuttlecocks
10/07/24 19:53:49
Colt of many colours
05/05/24 7:13:44
There's a chip in there somewhere
12/04/24 7:16:50
Dressed tequila mockingbird
06/03/24 8:15:11
Fizzical Headucation
31/12/23 12:39:46
Clawed DePussy
06/02/23 12:10:50
It says no U turns.
27/01/23 8:21:39
Breast flavour ever
15/09/24 11:02:44
The blow job came earlier than Dave had anticipated
06/09/24 7:23:19
Stand and deliver
25/05/24 20:00:40
Of course it is dangerous-all this bloody asbestos!
30/11/23 8:25:20
Sphere I am
08/06/23 21:01:30
When the seat hit the fan
28/12/22 9:27:51
All I want is a room somewhereFar away from the cold night airWith one enormous chairOh, wouldn't it be rubbery
24/11/22 8:21:34
Once upon a time in a fartaway land.......................
16/11/22 11:39:41
Shall we play "LEGO"?
16/09/22 11:16:06
my dentist clearly knows the drill
10/09/22 13:13:36
She's plastered again!
07/11/24 16:14:59
The Big Five in Scotland
13/10/24 11:02:23
It's a mistery
05/09/24 11:14:39
Look what I dug up burying my poo
07/08/24 7:23:20
Clinging on to what remains of HS2
21/07/24 11:15:00, edited: 21/07/24 11:39:37
The new head of the Green Party
07/07/24 7:26:49
Stop emitting CO2.It's called breathing,Greta
18/06/24 7:22:05
Happy Together.................
18/01/24 12:22:00
Ghouls will be ghouls
01/12/23 20:31:05
Just enjoying some down tine
26/11/23 12:03:34
Rasputin's disguise failed to prevent assassination
22/11/23 12:06:45
I'm in the phone
02/11/23 12:27:31
Disaster be the worst souvenir ever
01/11/23 22:45:41
Piss artist
10/10/23 11:11:22
Badknobs and Bedroomticks
03/08/23 15:36:29
Well and truly hungover
02/08/23 7:15:40
Shouldn't have had that second cup of tea
31/05/23 11:22:26
hard labour
10/05/23 13:42:49
Try mouse to mouse resucussitation
08/03/23 21:07:24
I'm swinging in the train,just swinging in the trainwhat a glorious feeling to be happy again.
14/11/22 10:50:36
Stairway to Heaven
03/11/22 8:13:35
who cares if they have run out of bog rolls?
04/09/22 11:00:58
Piston brokeMe too, Mum
08/12/24 8:36:48
Rob Roy of the Rovers
29/09/24 11:19:07
🎵Let's go fly a cat🎵
10/08/24 7:09:53, edited: 10/08/24 8:21:56
Michelle Fyffer
04/08/24 21:39:36
Who said cheap clothing doesn't last?
26/07/24 7:25:24, edited: 26/07/24 8:22:43
Lowenbra
17/07/24 19:03:08
I never did understand why it's called "Iceland"
30/06/24 7:38:36
No worries, I used to be a surgeon before I became an electrician
15/06/24 7:15:50
I prefer Petleys
12/05/24 11:06:42, edited: 12/05/24 13:01:46
Exhibit in the Loovre
04/05/24 7:14:33
Just waiting for Tom Jones
13/01/24 8:20:09
Easter Aisleand
27/12/23 9:06:50
The (un)Loving Spoonful
21/11/23 11:57:40
I often wondered about what happened to Tim Henman
17/11/23 8:33:32
I never did believe the story about storks and babies
10/10/23 7:17:17
Michigan man
15/08/23 11:00:45
Where have you wheely bin?
24/07/23 14:02:46
fOWL weather
20/07/23 19:52:04
Where did it all go wrong Elton?
15/07/23 9:13:14
So what else did you do in lockdown?
26/05/23 11:48:39
A warm welcome awaits Prince Andrew
22/05/23 7:13:49
Toy Boy
18/04/23 15:24:48
Removing fake tan is a tough job
26/03/23 8:55:41
I'll be there in a couple of shakes
26/02/23 8:10:58
What a lousy retirement present
05/02/23 8:15:28
Puss and Boots
30/01/23 22:45:36
I just went hell for leather
10/01/23 20:08:22
Vorsprung durch picnique
12/12/22 10:19:25
Penne pasta to go
19/09/22 7:47:15
Latest attempt to get into Parliament by the Monster Raving Loony party
29/12/24 12:10:33, edited: 29/12/24 12:44:51
All creatures late and small
27/12/24 16:30:04
And pun
comment on caption: Disaster be the worst souvenir ever [monty D]
Ok, don't have a meltdown about it.
Her Cell'ulitis is Showing... in those Skinny Jeans.
comment on caption: the phone has a rear view camera [monty D]
Milky Whey?
comment on caption: Milky Way [monty D]
Same as 20:17:38.
comment on caption: WE will rock you [monty D]
The sisters were proud of their Hairitage.
comment on caption: Bigwigs [monty D]
She's had work done... it's as Pl'ant'ain as the nose on her Face.
comment on caption: Michelle Fyffer [monty D]
...And David Bowie claimed her wedding was a godawful small affair.
comment on caption: Well, she has got mousey hair [monty D]
"Is that a column in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?"
comment on caption: You've got the wrong Nelson [monty D]
Same pun as 12:01:46
comment on caption: Status cymbal [monty D]
And pun
7:58am
comment on caption:
Disaster be the worst souvenir ever [monty D]
Ok, don't have a meltdown about it.
4:47am
comment on caption:
Disaster be the worst souvenir ever [monty D]
Her Cell'ulitis is Showing... in those Skinny Jeans.
1:00pm
comment on caption:
the phone has a rear view camera [monty D]
Milky Whey?
7:49am
comment on caption:
Milky Way [monty D]
Same as 20:17:38.
6:20am
comment on caption:
WE will rock you [monty D]
The sisters were proud of their Hairitage.
5:12pm
comment on caption:
Bigwigs [monty D]
She's had work done... it's as Pl'ant'ain as the nose on her Face.
11:45pm
comment on caption:
Michelle Fyffer [monty D]
...And David Bowie claimed her wedding was a godawful small affair.
5:22pm
comment on caption:
Well, she has got mousey hair [monty D]
"Is that a column in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?"
10:28pm
comment on caption:
You've got the wrong Nelson [monty D]
Same pun as 12:01:46
12:16pm
comment on caption:
Status cymbal [monty D]