Fast Food (I Think The Record's 1.26 Seconds) --------------- o --------------- To play with your food I was told's always rude, So I ate just a couple of layers. The rest that was left Could be used, so I guessed, As a game for a couple of players. --------------- o --------------- And no, a CUBIC meal's NOT a square meal...

last comments (total: 7)

I'm wondering if this is meant to be three separate entries. But you put them together so I guess not.

17/10/22
1:10pm

I don’t think there’s any need to take SD’s comment as an attack of any kind. It looked like a pretty reasonable comment.

Nonetheless, just to reassure - all kinds of creativity is welcome here and I certainly won’t be throwing anyone out for unconventional captions!

Chris Beach

(admin)

17/10/22
4:44pm

Fear not. I'm off to W.Africa in a couple of weeks or so - leaving one third-world country for another! (A month or so's radio silence). Not sure how many Prime Ministers we'll get through till I return. Gatwick ------------>

(caption author)

17/10/22
6:17pm

Start wondering how many we'll get through before you leave.

Molly R

17/10/22
6:56pm

Lol Molly. Reading your comment out of context, it could seem rather derogatory (referring to his "poems" rather than Prime Ministers) but I'm sure it's not.

Willie Johnson

17/10/22
7:39pm

No matter how many Prime Ministers we get through surely things can't get any verse.

Get off the site.
Anon

Dave Bryan

17/10/22
7:44pm

"Fast Food (I Think The Record's 1.26 Seconds)"

* Especially if it gives you the runs.
--------------- o ---------------
"The rest that was left
Could be used, so I guessed,
As a game for a couple of players"

* It would be the shortest game of chess ever.
--------------- o ---------------
"And no, a CUBIC meal's NOT a square meal..."

* Thank you for bringing another dimension to captions.

Willie Johnson

17/10/22
7:47pm

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