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Well you have to do something to take your mind off it when you're having your haemorrhoids pushed back in.

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The Wolf 08/12/22 13:12:57

This topic would probably be better in the forum, but I understand you wish to maintain anonymity so I'll respond here.<br /><br />First off, I 100% agree with your sentiment. Repetitive, obvious puns scoring highly when original creative caption...--James Lennox

Ungrateful fish, you try to feed them healthy food and they throw it back in your face

Mark Wilson 08/12/22 12:16:10

''It's difficult to get your teeth into them when they're bobbing up and down.'' ''Why don't you try the apples?''

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Dave Bryan 08/12/22 12:08:55

"Sorry Karen, we should've told you the gents toilet has been out of order all week."

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The Wolf 08/12/22 13:06:25

"Nice pear" "it's an apple" "huh?"

Craig Eddsenior 08/12/22 12:54:10

They say the queen once bobbed for apples but I think it's a cock and bull story.

Craig Eddsenior 08/12/22 12:52:58

Lucky Dip (Well, lucky for US, anyway) ------------- o ------------- Carole O'Farrell Dipped her head in the barrel And proceeded to give it some head... (But none of us cared, As we just stood and stared At her GLORIOUS BOSOM instead) ------------- o -------------

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vincent hefter 08/12/22 12:00:49

Usually, Martha had no difficulty fitting two Cox in her mouth.

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Dave Bryan 08/12/22 12:00:12

Mable had been deliberately liberal with the Fixadent before coming out that evening.

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Tad T 08/12/22 13:29:17

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