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Russian Sports Day Events 12.30 pm Tank hurdles 01.00 pm Hammer and sickle throwing 01.30 pm Running for your life 02.00 pm Cross-country invading 02.30 pm Pole vault 03.00 pm Shot Putin Non-participants will face the high jump.

Vanessa the Guesser 07/07/23 07:26:15

Edited 08:04:51

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I reckon "Shot Putin" would be best at the end of the list, because after that all the other activities will cease with a huge sigh of relief.--Molly R

The army regretted the day it made Evel Knievel a tank driver.

Paul Gledhill 07/07/23 07:02:52

“How did your transfer from the RAF go?”

C CaMel 07/07/23 08:09:13

Edited 08:10:04

Tanked up

Chris Keegan 07/07/23 07:04:41

Putin a tiger in your tank.

Tony Edwards 07/07/23 08:37:44

Dave loved to panzer to the crowd.

Stephen Bean 07/07/23 07:23:16

"Y'ever get that 'perfect parking space,' and THEN..."

Greg Curtis 07/07/23 07:12:25

After the triumph of the Bouncing Bomb, the invention of the Bouncing Tank was less successful

Mark England 07/07/23 07:10:33

The drunk tank

KT A 07/07/23 07:07:18

Edited 07:08:20

Breaking: Wacky Races faces health and safety review after Ant Hill Mob's untimely demise.

Al Overy 07/07/23 07:04:35

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