"Hello Mr Jones.. Psychic Barbers here..Just cancelling your appointment for next thursday as you'll be dead ..Cheers"



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You owe me the coffee I just spat out reading this. Lol
12:13pm
It might be advisable not to drink coffee whilst caption reading if captions have the potential to provoke such wonderful reactions 😉
...okay I guess I should have warned you during this morning's caption but I thought that might ruin the surprise, then again it would also make things totally anti-climatic 🙄
12:22pm
… talk about a permanent parting! 💀✂️
12:37pm
Congrats, Oblong! I knew you would win.
;^)
Crunchy
12:00am
Brilliant caption, Oblong. Congratulations!
12:16am
Congratulations Oblong, hilarious caption!
12:29am
Yep, you didn't need a crystal ball to see this coming. Great caption, Oblong, well deserved.
12:30am
Many congratulations! An excellent caption. Will you spend the winnings on a haircut? Who knows?
6:37am
An excellent caption, well done!
6:39am
Well played, Oblong. Congratulations!
7:25am
Well what a nice suprise..First off I'd like to thank the academy and voters back home...You'll be pleased to know that am going to donate the money to Charity
She's a lovely girl and tends to most of my needs , especially now Faith and Hope are in prison..Am sure she'll enjoy the Brucie bonus..So behalf of Charity and her fifteen children ..once again Ta La
7:42am
With all the planets aligned, how could this not have won?
7:46am
Congrats, Oblong!
7:53am
Great caption, congratulations Oblong! There's nothing square about your captions.
8:07am
Do I say Congratulations? Or would you be expecting that?
Oblong, you don't happen to be a barber, do you? If you are, I'd try to say something out of the blue but I think you'd already know? 🤔
Multiple felicitations of the highest order!...nope, I bet you were expecting that as well 😅
8:17am
Well done. Maybe this is the shape of things to come.
8:23am
Sadly, all the bad jokes have already been posted so I'll just say many congratulations, Oblong.
8:45am
Congrats Oblong, great caption
10:00am
@DaveBryan "Oblong's round?"
11:29am
Clever caption mr cassidy, congratulations.
1:51pm
Well done Oblong, it is thoroughly deserved 😊😊. I think we all had the foreside that this would win. (Sorry everyone)
2:13pm
Congratulations Oblong... I've noticed that you've had many outstanding captions,
in a very short period of time... look forward to seeing more.
12:12am