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Ok, have done a last minute edit to remove gender/species issue and clarify joke ... hopefully ... maybe.

(caption author)
18/11/24
7:58am

comment on caption:
"Where's the wait... Damnit! Where's the wait... Damnit! Where's the server?" [James Lennox]


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The only reason I said that was because there was no ending to wait...and then it was replaced with service person. Not knowing what to say a neutral alternative was put in place 😅

As the established order for language sometimes falls into a designation of feminine and masculine, which is also usually possessive I don't get where declaring genitals is significant as "sex workers" are neutral and nobody openly states the sex of a gynaecologist, only the sex being attended to...but anyway enough of this...🙄

Anyway "service person" could be applied from the dog's general existence as dogs don't have waiters, they might very well have "service dogs"

18/11/24
7:50am

comment on caption:
"Where's the wait... Damnit! Where's the wait... Damnit! Where's the server?" [James Lennox]


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I'd look into the families complaining about the family pet going missing. Surely immigrants have got better things to go than hunt down a random family's pet.

Rover's expendable as there's the rest of the family for companionship.

Maybe they all thought the apocalypse was coming early because they saw immigrants near their gated community. Or alternatively they all wanted to try dog and thought the immigrants would be a great scapegoat for all those unanswered questions.

"Rover's gone to a better place"
"Yes, the barbecue"
"Shush dear otherwise you'll upset the kids"

...Okay, I'll avoid demonising families in future and stick with the lone wolf unknown outsider eating a beloved pet narrative. Sorry, I was playing around with trying to turn the propaganda on it's head which has probably failed miserably, then it could be a half truth if there are in fact missing pets who might have just runaway rather than being eaten! 😁

17/11/24
8:15pm

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Cats hail immigrant for eating the dogs, unaware he's still hungry. [Jack Simmons]


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Feel free to use it if you want, I don't mind at all.

With the theme already there, that's why I put up a different caption instead which I prefer to do as it's much more fun and a challenge 😉

17/11/24
7:59pm

comment on caption:
Mew Jack City [Scrijjy Doo]


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Lol, well done, Karen. You're a very clever girl. Yes you are.

(caption author)
17/11/24
6:32pm

comment on caption:
"Where's the wait... Damnit! Where's the wait... Damnit! Where's the server?" [James Lennox]


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You're welcome, Kathleen.

17/11/24
6:22pm

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Girlier Warfare [Kathleen Ralph]


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"For dessert, we'll have Doggie Biscuits or Pup-Tarts...
anything, but, "the Pound" Cake."

[anon]
17/11/24
5:15pm

comment on caption:
"Seven Cat du Jours coming right up." [Stephen Bean]


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Thanks a lot for the suggested edit, James... it's much more effective than
Girl'illa. (I struggled with the wording on this one, but I don't think I would have
thought of, Girlier.)

(caption author)
17/11/24
4:53pm

comment on caption:
Girlier Warfare [Kathleen Ralph]


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Yours is better, Glyn.

(caption author)
17/11/24
3:11pm

comment on caption:
Mew Jack City [Scrijjy Doo]


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New Jack Kitty?

17/11/24
1:56pm

comment on caption:
Mew Jack City [Scrijjy Doo]


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