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Thanks, Glyn, but I wasn't going for the gender angle. There's another joke in there. I just hope someone figures it out wink

(caption author)
17/11/24
9:01am

comment on caption:
"Where's the wait... Damnit! Where's the wait... Damnit! Where's the server?" [James Lennox]


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I'm sure waiter is perfectly fine?

Nobody refers to a manager as a manageress because they have to definitively assert what genitals a manager has in case nobody else was aware or needs to know? 🤗

I find "service person" just has so many unnecessary extra syllables and is reminding you that you are being served by a human which you likely would be any way, unless in a robot cafe. 🤔

17/11/24
8:53am

comment on caption:
"Where's the wait... Damnit! Where's the wait... Damnit! Where's the server?" [James Lennox]


0

Yeah, a nice, soft fur coat.

16/11/24
1:54pm

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He needs more kit. [Tony S]


2

Many thanks for the suggestion, Kathleen, but I think the Hank Mizell song is more in keeping with the aggressive rock attitude of the chimp than the insipid Jingle Bell Rock.

(caption author)
16/11/24
9:26am

comment on caption:
🎵 It was a jungle, jungle, jungle, jungle rock 🎵 [Dave Bryan]


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It was a bad idea when scientists told everybody to stop wearing tin foil hats and start using their melons instead

16/11/24
9:15am

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Scientists develop new rind control device. [Karen McDonald]


1

This is the same pun as a caption done earlier so I have given them my vote

14/11/24
8:45pm

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The tree decorations this year a just pants. [Mike Walsh]


1

Thanks. Nod not needed. Looks like we had similar ideas at virtually the same time.

(caption author)
14/11/24
8:39pm

comment on caption:
"Please, no, not the cage. I'll be good, I promise, I'll be good....." [Mark England]


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Nod from 20:11:48 happy to edit if you'd like me to. Will try to give you a vote later.

[anon]
14/11/24
8:16pm

comment on caption:
"Please, no, not the cage. I'll be good, I promise, I'll be good....." [Mark England]


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"Christmas," is no time, to air your dirty laundry.

[anon]
13/11/24
11:36pm

comment on caption:
Time to spruce up the wardrobe [Crunchy Chords]


2

Thanks for the vote, Neil. Was just about to edit to 🎵 No L, No L, only size M or XXL 🎵

Will leave as you voted, but if you prefer the change please let me know.

(caption author)
13/11/24
8:28pm

comment on caption:
🎵 No L, No L, only M or XL, sorry 🎵 [James Lennox]


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