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Goes well with velvet gloves.

05/11/24
12:47pm

Yes, it's the wife beater's mainstay defence. I've seen many scumbags in court wearing dresses whilst going down.

It wasn't anything to do in any regard with being jealous, insecure or punishing someone because of their own guilt. That would just be silly. It was because they were wearing a dress.

No, they put on a dress and actively sought someone to punish for their own failings. So they could win. All because that is what mattered to them the most...that and shopping trips so they could buy more dresses.

05/11/24
12:25pm

They deliberately ignored it because they were rebels like Jesse James.

If Dave can quite happily make a mess by hanging up the previous tenant because he/she/they hadn't done the dishes, then they most certainly can too. They are students after all.

How long has that skeleton been up there? Surely it needs dusting by now? Maybe even a bit of polish to bring out those gleamy whites? 🤔

I don't know as being a student myself, Mum always kept the monopoly on the cleaning duties in the family household

She charges for any cleaning advice and good on her for doing so! She has to earn money somehow 🤑

05/11/24
12:05pm

It's All Over Now

04/11/24
8:56pm

You went bust?

04/11/24
12:25pm

comment on caption:
"We had to scrap the rest of her for some quick cash." [Hercules Rockefeller]


Very true

03/11/24
8:10pm

comment on caption:
You snooze, you lose. [Karyn Harrison]


This man is wanted by the Police...
He's the Biggest 'Boot-Laker' in the city.

[anon]
03/11/24
4:15pm

comment on caption:
More sightings of the illegal boot people [Mario Rabaiotti]


Used by Randy Bachman... of "Bachman-Turner Overdrive."

[anon]
03/11/24
1:59pm

comment on caption:
Traffic Jam Session [James Lennox]


It used to belong to, Eddie 'Van' Halen...
it was the "Lead" Guitar. (Eddie preferred Leaded to Un-leaded.)

[anon]
03/11/24
1:56pm

comment on caption:
When Dave is on stage he likes to wing it. [Tony Edwards]


See 20:22:37

[anon]
03/11/24
9:47am

comment on caption:
'For God's Sake, I didn't say where's the cod pilot!' [Chris Keegan]


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